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Yoda gets pissed off at Jar Jar and uses the force to tear him apart from the inside outwards. Until he Explodes!
At 5/30/02 01:44 PM, BlGBADRON wrote:
yesh, j00 are!
Did you call him a Jew?
At 5/30/02 08:49 PM, biggusdiccus wrote: I thought RancidPsychoJosh was supposed to be on here all the time. I wonder why he hasn't responded to this yet.
Apparently he took a night off.
At 5/30/02 09:09 PM, Commander-K25 wrote:
It's random.
Then there is hope even for a loser like me.
At 5/30/02 12:29 PM, Slizor wrote:
There's your problem, they "all". What is the difference in budget for "all" of the parties?
<whole load of crap>
Oh so we should give equal amounts to the Communist Party, and the Fascist Party, and all the other crazy little parties as we do to the Republican Party and the Democratic party which represent the views of most Americans.
Secondly we just passed a little bill for something called campaign finance reform perhaps you've heard of it?
At 5/30/02 12:26 PM, Slizor wrote:
What's the oath of alleigence?
Oath of Allegience?, Oh perhaps your talking about the pledge of allegience. Well most of the schools in America don't even have it and those that do only say it at occasional assemblies for some presentation. It encourages nationalism but not mindless obedience like in Cuba.
:you assume that the media don't have any motives to lie to you as well.
Oh yes the media is very biased. Very liberally biased.
As is done in America with such ideas as "anti-american". It may not be done by the government, but it sure is done by everyone else.
What?
Here is the current tally of how many biggest asshole nominations users have.
The following people have 3 nominations
Implodinggoat Va7das NEWgrounds2014 StrawberryClock Biseor Slizor biggusdiccus redapple
and here are the leaders
NIKACHU and CirUs in fourth, tied with 4 nominations
Thorfalcon in third with five
EZ3 and NeotranceIce tied for second with 6
and in a Commanding Lead RancidPsychoJosh with a whopping 17 nominations.
At 5/29/02 09:51 PM, johnboy123 wrote: man this is my dad fav move he loves em there great 1 2 and 3
Those movies started my love for the Delorean DMC-10.
RancidPsychoJosh you are currently in a commanding lead for Ng's biggest asshole on my post.
Congratulations.
You have a commanding 17 nominations.
Your closest competitors are EZ3 and NeotranceIce who each have 6 nominations.
Here is the current tally of how many biggest asshole nominations users have.
The following people have 3 nominations
Implodinggoat Va7das NEWgrounds2014 StrawberryClock Biseor Slizor biggusdiccus redapple
and here are the leaders
NIKACHU and CirUs in fourth, tied with 4 nominations
Thorfalcon in third with five
EZ3 and NeotranceIce tied for second with 6
and in a Commanding Lead RancidPsychoJosh with a whopping 17 nominations.
At 5/14/02 12:22 PM, CirUs wrote: YOu guys obviously dont know shit about hockey
Montreal canadians Suck!
Carolina suck!
Today the leafs will beat ottawa and then we move on in the series and will own CAROLINA! We will win the cup and i will laugh at all of you bcuz we canadians rule you all!!!
Just thought I should mention that two days ago the Carolina Hurricanes shitbeat the Mapleleafs in the playoffs.
Now the Mapleleafs have to wait til next year. So suck it CirUs!
At 5/29/02 09:47 PM, Kaiser0120 wrote: Do I have to, like... single down 1 person?
I don't wanna! I wanna tear up a bunch-o-people...
Feel free to rant about as many people as you want.
I've already nominated about five people myself.
I was knew this foreing exchange student from Thailand and his first name was Poohn and his last name was Tang. Therefore his name was Poohn Tang.
I swear to god this is true.
People should have control over their own lives. I think Euthanasia should be legal because people should be able to decide if they want to live or die.
One of my Aunts was turned into a vegitable in a car crash and I wish every day that her husband and children would just pull the plug on the poor woman.
At 5/26/02 04:32 PM, Slizor wrote:If it weren't for the whole no public electionsThe same could be said for America.
What? That is the stupidest thing you have ever said.
school sponsered brainwashing,Ditto for my last comment.
Yes but our brainwashing is all for your socialist bullcrap. I go to an American Public School and there is very little "Love America Rhetoric" taught. It's all Liberal bullshit about "decision making strategies" and how we should live our lives and love everybody.
goverment run mediaI don't see this as a bad thing, opposed to a capitalist run media.
Not a bad thing? Without the press to supervise and inform the people the goverment can do whatever the hell it wants.
, and no freedom of speechThey're allowed to say things. Freedom is a relative term. :D
Yes they are allowed to say some things like. "let me suck your dick El Presidente" or "I love Castro" or "death to capitalism". But if you start questioning the all mighty Castro then you and your family are in a world of shit.(as if living in Cuba wasn't already bad enough)
He is captured by Jabba the Hutt for not paying for his crack. He is then brought before Jabba he then gets shitbeating and a yokozuna from Jabba the Hutt. Following this he is thrown into the pit with the Rancor with a painting of a foxy female rancor painted on his asshole.
At 5/27/02 10:32 AM, Recoil wrote:
Looks like I'm the only one with a serious suggestion here. Anyway, I think it's most likely that he gets assassinated during a speech in the senate.
That would be good. He is at his most annoying when he is talking.
At 5/26/02 02:10 PM, bungled_girl wrote: See, that's the way i see it too...well, i mean that i agree with your sarcastic comment. Violence in video games and on television don't encourage kids to go out and to dreadful things to other people. If they're so fucked up that they'd let things like that influence them, they shouldn't be allowed to play with other kids in any place but a cozy room with padded walls. That whole theory came from middle aged bitching mothers who have nothing better to do that to try to fuck up the lives of us normal people, just because their children didn't develop the way they wanted them to. Fuck off and start thinking logically!!!!
-Sharlene
True except for one thing. It's not just the bitching mothers who are responsible. It's them and the damn politicians who pander to them.
At 5/25/02 10:09 AM, implodinggoat wrote: If you have erectile disfunction you can call it the slinky.
If you are a porn star you can call it your financial assets.
At 5/26/02 01:27 PM, Recoil wrote:
Hehe, yeah I did actually.
That's fine.
here are a few more I though of.
grand canyon if it's large.
slot A, deposit box,and Pink Padded Pond.
Here is my suggestion.
Anakin uses the force to make Jar Jar commit ritual sepiku with a lightsaber and then decapitate himself.
He'd have to cut his guts out while saying.
"Me'sa a worthless pieca crap! Me'sa not deserve to live!"
and then he'd take the lightsaber to his throat and afterwards Palpatine and Anakin could play soccer with his severed head.
I was dissapointed that Jar Jar wasn't killed in Ep. II. But I hold out hope that in the next one George Lucas will realize what the fans want and kills Jar Jar off in a way so violent it gives the film an NC-17 rating.
Post your suggestions of how Jar Jar should die here.
At 5/25/02 12:11 PM, vibes wrote: Man, C3PO really is one flaming homosexual robot. Did you see him in AOTC? He's always squeeling like a little girl. At one point he actually said:
"OH I'M SO CONFUSED"
And I was pissed off at anakin too, I mean I went to see it specifically because that whingy shithead brat from the last one wasn't in it. Instead I got a sexually deprived and frustrated loser who won't stop whinging like a bitch! jesus geoge lucas.. get your shit together.
oh well at least you hired that NZ maori actor.. he's good.
Well at least this one is a shitload better than the last one. C-3po's lame ass puns did get on my nerves but I think Anakin was pretty good. The best part was when he slaughtered all those sandpeople. Man I could have watched ten minutes of him running around chopping up unsuspecting sandpeople kids.
At 5/26/02 02:17 PM, Jewish_Christ wrote: Fewels
pop-up killers don't screw up your computer
analog-X has the best one
it doesn't auto kill
once a pop-up comes up you click on the little icon and click add/delete
then add that pop-up and it never comes up again as long as the program is running
its sweet
If there is one that doesn't close the movies I just might dowload it. Where can I down load it from?
Oh God the Popups have Gotten Worse!
Now For every page on NG I open there are 4 popups that come up.
Even worse there is a new one thats worse than all the rest.
It for something called NewTopSites and its one of those damn pop ups that take up the whole screen.
I encourage everyone to bitch at Wadefulp about this.
I know they need ads to fund the site but they put up the Newdgrounds site and promised that the amount of adds would go down as a result and yet the amount of advertising has increased. I remember when the site didn't have any popups just banners. What a time to be alive!
At 5/25/02 11:30 AM, dagger_happy wrote:
Well, maybe they wouldn't have to be so draconian if the USA cut them some slack and stopped trying to economically strangle them and poison their leader...
Oh I see so its our fault that Cuba is fucked up.
The truth is Castro wouldn't stil be around without all his authoritarian bullshit.
Furthermore the Cia hasn't tried to kill Castro since the 60's.
If the U.S. lifted our economic sanctions it wouldn't change the Cuban's ways. It would just give Castro more money to for brainwashing and hunting down "political prisoners" (I.E. anybody who disagrees with him).
People need to take some responsibility and stop blaming the U.S. for everything.
"we had to kill all our dissidents because the U.S. didn't give us enough economic aid boohoo."
At 5/24/02 02:54 PM, Slizor wrote:
So you are blaming immigrants for crime? How d'ya figure that?
They came in desperately poor and had to move into Ghettos. Ghettos breed crime. The poor immigrants into England were whipped out of their culture and forced to conform. Have you ever heard a British black dude speak? Damn that creeps me out every time I hear it.
It's also stupid.
You keep using the word stupid. Expand you vocabulary. Try moronic, asinine, idiotic, retarded, ludicrous, laughable, or foolish.
Unless *they* had a gun. Didn't think of that did you?
I doubt any criminal would have the firepower to tangle with Charleton Heston.
