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Response to: I just got GTA3 on PC. Posted June 20th, 2002 in General

At 6/15/02 07:54 AM, Thegreatnick wrote:
i hear GTA 3 is going to be for the PlayStation only
shit... i ment GTA4
well, I'm sorry, but I don't think Rockstar is going to do GTA4 for a looooooooooooooooooong time

no the dude before was right they havee already started making GTA4. It's going to be called Vice City.

Response to: I just got GTA3 on PC. Posted June 20th, 2002 in General

At 6/15/02 07:54 AM, Thegreatnick wrote:
i hear GTA 3 is going to be for the PlayStation only
shit... i ment GTA4
well, I'm sorry, but I don't think Rockstar is going to do GTA4 for a looooooooooooooooooong time

no I'm pretty sure the dude before was right. They have already started making GTA4. It's going to be called Vice city.

Response to: I just got GTA3 on PC. Posted June 14th, 2002 in General

I think one of my favorite things in the game is walking up next to someone aiming a sniper rifle at their head and pulling the trigger at point blank range. I love the way the blood sprays when you take off someones head or their limbs man thats satisfying.

Response to: Who's the Biggest Asshole on NG? Posted June 14th, 2002 in General

At 6/12/02 03:05 AM, Dark00Stir-fry wrote:
At 5/31/02 10:21 AM, implodinggoat wrote: I wonder how many pages this topic has to get before it gets one of those little pull down bars to select what page to go to.
hey goat! Anybody remember that adam sandler album with the goat? man those were the days...

oh well, someone quick, hate me! Someone you don't know or knows if they even exist!

Are you talking about the one with the talking goat where he (the goat) gets hit by a football and say "Fuck me up the goat ass!"?

If so than yah I know what your talknig about. The best part on that album is when they are all driving in the car and they start talknig about 60 year old men. Its fucked up but its hi-frikin-larious.

Response to: Was I ever UOTD? Posted June 14th, 2002 in General

At 6/11/02 08:39 PM, Hidden wrote:
At 6/10/02 08:32 PM, implodinggoat wrote: I just went on Vacation for the past week. Was I UOTD while I was gone or did anything interesting happen?
There should be a way to check that.

that would be nice.

Response to: I just got GTA3 on PC. Posted June 14th, 2002 in General

At 6/14/02 02:16 PM, dl_Monk wrote:
At 6/10/02 08:37 PM, implodinggoat wrote: I just bought Grand Theft Auto 3 for my PC. And I've just gotta say that it kicks ass. I reccomend that everyone who doesn't already have it buy it. I'd extoll all of it's virtues but I've got to get back to playing it.
best game ever!did u know u could play online with other people? go to:

http://www.myleague.com/cgi-bin/ladder/browse.cgi?service=GrandTheftAuto&;my=1

Sweet

Response to: Who's the Biggest Asshole on NG? Posted June 12th, 2002 in General

At 6/10/02 08:08 PM, implodinggoat wrote: Here is the current tally of how many biggest asshole nominations users have.

The following people have 3 nominations
Implodinggoat Va7das NEWgrounds2014 StrawberryClock Biseor Slizor biggusdiccus redapple

and here are the leaders

NIKACHU and CirUs in fourth, tied with 4 nominations

Thorfalcon in third with five

EZ3 and NeotranceIce tied for second with 6

and in a Commanding Lead RancidPsychoJosh with a whopping 17 nominations.

Note I think that RancidPsychoJosh may have been banned. Perhaps the numerous nominations on this post may have played a part.

probably not though.

Response to: Who's the Biggest Asshole on NG? Posted June 12th, 2002 in General

At 6/11/02 07:50 PM, Jewish_Christ wrote:
why hate canada?
what did we ever do to you?

Who me?

Response to: I just got GTA3 on PC. Posted June 12th, 2002 in General

At 6/11/02 10:01 PM, thejoe324 wrote:
Thats awesome, by any chance is it multiplayer?
it would be cool to steal cars from one another:)

It doesn't have an multiplayer features yet but with hope an add on for it will come out.

Response to: A message for RancidPsychoJosh Posted June 12th, 2002 in General

At 6/11/02 09:47 PM, cryptick wrote:
yeah the fag got banned

Thats sort of amusing.

Response to: UK Politics? (A Joke) Posted June 11th, 2002 in Politics

At 6/6/02 01:46 PM, dagger_happy wrote: Funny :D. I've heard that before, but I think in a different variation. God, Blair irritates me. For all their pointlessness, I'd rather keep the monarchy than have his grinning visage as our figurehead.

I think you Limeys should make the royals do something to earn their pay. Like maybe make them stand out in public for two hours a day and let people who are angry with the goverment throw produce at them.

Of course I think we Americans should do the same thing with our ex presidents.

God, I'd love to nail Bill Clinton in the Head with a watermelon.

Response to: UK Politics? (A Joke) Posted June 11th, 2002 in Politics

At 6/6/02 02:31 AM, Commander-K25 wrote: No, I don't mean UK politics are a joke, I mean this is a joke about politics.

Thats funny but I will admit that I am rather ignorant where it concerns UK politics so I'm asking you.

Who is Gordon Brown?

Response to: Evolution Vs. Communism. Posted June 11th, 2002 in Politics

At 6/2/02 09:25 PM, theredgoatee wrote:
At 4/29/02 12:08 AM, Commander-K25 wrote: True.
What you said is true for Communism and Socialism, but have you thought that the down side of cappitalism is that when a sociaty is motavaited by money then the advaces made will only help the people who can aford the new tech, med., ect... this causes a great rift in the standerds of living keeping the uneducated poor and the rich rich this is still the problem that we are faced with in todays modern American economy with only 5% or so of the population considerd rich or supper rich. ( this is statistic veries from source to suurce) The statistic I just gave only acounts for a small amount of people the majority of the remaining people are in the lower to beyound poverty line. ($15,000 a year) these people can at the best can work hard and give there children a better life not themselfs a better life.:

While it is true that initially high technology only helps the rich over time it becomes available to all. Take personal computers for example. A few years ago they were much more exclusive but over time prices have gone down, also you could buy what was a top of the line computer three years ago for chump change.

Also I belive that most Americans are in the Middle class


But what you didn't state is what your idea of evolution is. Are you using the barrons of industries turm or are you using your own and what is that definition? If you are talking about the barrons of indusries definition then you are corect. Now my understanding of evolution is that all living beings change to better fit there envierment and that may mean different things for diffrent people for some it means using more brains, for others it could be being more inclined to heal for acidents, and for others it might mean having the abuility to gain mussle mass quicker. From the sounds of what you said you are looking at the evolution of mankind in one general derection not the evoluion of people to better fulfill certain tasks. I can only guess that from your statment that you are talking about the evolution of mankind not its individual people to acomplish certain tasks.:

I am using the Darwinian definition which states that evolution does not move in a particular direction I.E. (greater intelligence, ect.) Merely one that is leads to greater survival. This is true for industry as well as populations because companies in order to survive must make a better product or be left behind by their competition.

(the next statment is based on the idea that you are talking about the evolution of mankind in one derection)

This means that in a capitalist economy their are signifigant amount of people that would be helped by the sochalist or comunist systems. the only way to help every one and evolve is to find a mix of capilist and sochalis systems that can work together to make life better for every one will go down the same evolutionary path:

I was reffering more to industry than populations. However the only way to have evolution progress is for us to find new lands to colonize(which there aren't anymore of on Earth) or for a bunch of us to die off.

Response to: Who's the Biggest Asshole on NG? Posted June 11th, 2002 in General

At 6/11/02 05:09 PM, bungled_girl wrote: I Hate Neotrance_Ice for saying he hates Canada!! Why would anyone hate a land mass!!?? At least say you hate the people who live in Canada!!! So HATE ME BITCH!!, I'M CANADIAN!!!
-Shar

Your not alone. Your nomination just brought him up to second place.

Response to: How Do You Steal From Snack Machine Posted June 11th, 2002 in General

I once tipped on all the way over when I was trying to steal from it. I ran like hell after that.

By the way the best way to do it is to get a stick or something reach your hand up inside and then beat the candy out from the inside.

Response to: I just got GTA3 on PC. Posted June 11th, 2002 in General

At 6/11/02 04:12 AM, thejoe324 wrote:
At 6/10/02 08:37 PM, implodinggoat wrote: I just bought Grand Theft Auto 3 for my PC. And I've just gotta say that it kicks ass. I reccomend that everyone who doesn't already have it buy it. I'd extoll all of it's virtues but I've got to get back to playing it.
I have it for ps2 and i like it better since my tv is like 3-4 times bigger than my comp screen

I was waiting for it to come out on X-Box but when I saw it was on PC I couldn't resist.

They say there is going to be a download that will let you play your mp3 files on the radio of the cars in the game.

That'll kick ass if it ever happens.

Response to: Synonyms for Penis. Posted June 11th, 2002 in General

At 6/10/02 09:01 PM, SaltyApples wrote:
1 eyed trouser snake, coral branch, the kidney scraper....

one eyed trouser snake is pobbably my favorite name for it.

Response to: How should Jar Jar Die? Posted June 11th, 2002 in General

At 6/11/02 12:57 AM, Crazydood wrote: A permanent Jedi mind trick forces Jar Jar to feed himself consecutive funnel after funnel of dijon mustard until every time he pisses they are slow and chunky. So that he passes out from the pain. When he wakes up, he is innstantly tortured with cattle prods for the next half hour, marinated in hutt mucus, deep fried in oil, chicken shit and battery fluid, thrown in a trash compactor until flat. Then he's liquified, then frozen, then melted, then chilled, and finally served as a main course to Ewoks in a large celebration as gungan borscht.

Wow thats elaborate.

Response to: A message for RancidPsychoJosh Posted June 11th, 2002 in General

At 6/10/02 08:11 PM, implodinggoat wrote: Dammot! I go on vacation for a week and still no reply.

Maybe he really did get banned.

Response to: Was I ever UOTD? Posted June 11th, 2002 in General

At 6/10/02 08:37 PM, JmBd wrote:
At 6/10/02 08:32 PM, implodinggoat wrote: I just went on Vacation for the past week. Was I UOTD while I was gone or did anything interesting happen?
Oh yea you were, and you were featured on the front page as user of the week. Tom gave away free NG t-shirts, hell froze over, Wade got a haircut, Valz became a normal woman, Shrapnel took off his Paper Bag, just any normal week.

I'll take that as a no.

I just got GTA3 on PC. Posted June 10th, 2002 in General

I just bought Grand Theft Auto 3 for my PC. And I've just gotta say that it kicks ass. I reccomend that everyone who doesn't already have it buy it. I'd extoll all of it's virtues but I've got to get back to playing it.

Was I ever UOTD? Posted June 10th, 2002 in General

I just went on Vacation for the past week. Was I UOTD while I was gone or did anything interesting happen?

Response to: Synonyms for Penis. Posted June 10th, 2002 in General

At 6/1/02 01:54 AM, Sith_Lord_Vader wrote:
Energy shaft, EZ3, Spear, Drain Pipe, Sidewinder, Twinkie( where's the cream filling? :>), -8 , Ding Dong, Ball Park( they plump when ya suck em`.), Fire hose, Scroudom Volcaino, Condom display stand, and the good old fashon fuck tool.

Drain Pipe? I'd say its more of a spiggot.

Response to: How should Jar Jar Die? Posted June 10th, 2002 in General

At 5/31/02 10:50 AM, implodinggoat wrote:
At 5/31/02 09:14 AM, Pantomime_Horse wrote:
I was already dissappointed that Jar Jar wasn't killed in Ep 1, I think his death should be very slow, very painful & very disfiguring, it'd be a nice touch if it were the result of his own stupidity.

I was hoping he was gonna die in Episode one when he got his tongue caught in Anakins podracer's engine. If that death was properly executed it could have been really cool.

Ever see Fargo?

Response to: A message for RancidPsychoJosh Posted June 10th, 2002 in General

Dammot! I go on vacation for a week and still no reply.

Response to: Who's the Biggest Asshole on NG? Posted June 10th, 2002 in General

Here is the current tally of how many biggest asshole nominations users have.

The following people have 3 nominations
Implodinggoat Va7das NEWgrounds2014 StrawberryClock Biseor Slizor biggusdiccus redapple

and here are the leaders

NIKACHU and CirUs in fourth, tied with 4 nominations

Thorfalcon in third with five

EZ3 and NeotranceIce tied for second with 6

and in a Commanding Lead RancidPsychoJosh with a whopping 17 nominations.

Response to: Synonyms for Vagina. Posted May 31st, 2002 in General

At 5/31/02 07:57 AM, Frank2982 wrote


So would you be offended or happy if some one told you they had a "Rumbly in their tumbly for dat hunny." And said it in the voice of Pooh Bear? :)

Thats fucking hilarious! I never thought Pooh was such a perv.

Response to: Homophobia - Wide Spread Problem Posted May 31st, 2002 in General

At 5/31/02 06:26 AM, Kaiser0120 wrote: I'm gonna keep this topic alive until I've got as many people reading it as possible.

Annoying? No, I'm agressive.

See thats the problem. I don't mind gay people I just don't want to hear about it. There is this guy at my school who is gay and I really don't mind being in classes with him or talking to him because he doesn't run around telling everyone he is gay.

Also you need to look up the word homophobia. Just because a person is a homophobe doesn't mean they want to go around beating homosexuals to death.

Response to: How should Jar Jar Die? Posted May 31st, 2002 in General

At 5/31/02 09:14 AM, Pantomime_Horse wrote:
I was already dissappointed that Jar Jar wasn't killed in Ep 1, I think his death should be very slow, very painful & very disfiguring, it'd be a nice touch if it were the result of his own stupidity.

Thats a good idea about him dying of his own stupidty. Maybe he should get a hold of a lightsaber look into the end of it say "whatsa this button do?" and then stab himself through the head when the blade comes out.

Response to: Who's the Biggest Asshole on NG? Posted May 31st, 2002 in General

I wonder how many pages this topic has to get before it gets one of those little pull down bars to select what page to go to.