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When is it become illegal ._.A bill outlawing the possession of "extreme pornography" is set to become law next week. But many fear it has been rushed through and will criminalise innocent people with a harmless taste for unconventional sex.

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THE BEST WAY TO PEE EVER:

Or take a shit most likely. You have to sit on the toilet, IN REVERSE. That way you can use the tank or whatever as a fucking desk. Like you can be taking a shit and prop a plate up there and eat, you can do homework, you can do all kinds of shit. FUCK YEA.

At 3/24/08 11:52 PM, Lagatag wrote: I'll be rolling if this turns out be an April Fools day joke after all

it's not like Tom hasn't done the same thing for April fools multiple years in a row

hey you know what thats a good point this is too good to be true

At 3/24/08 10:33 PM, Lagatag wrote: Since, I'm 17, being a pedo wouldn't be that bad I guess. Especially since I'd be having sex with... fuck, most girls I know are already 18 >:(

My idea of it was girls that are like under the age of 11

Well I guess I just find it hard to answer because I envy my parents dearly and I also find pedophilia sick as hell.

The nut question or the girls.. Uh cut my nuts off... what use are there if there are no girls?

Y'all are sick, I could never imagine me screwing little fucking kids. OR KILLING MY PARENTS.

Ok, I think I have a really hard question. Well, "EVER" is a bit extreme but the question is quite hard.

Ok the normal criteria for answering the question assumes that you are very close to your parents and your morals conflict with the idea of pedophilia.

THE QUESTION:

Would you rather be an active pedophile or kill your parents?

ONE OR THE OTHER. Don't defeat the question. Once again, DON'T DEFEAT THE QUESTION.

Also ask any questions you think would be hard as hell to answer. I don't have an answer to that one...

mmmm

it will make sense in the context

Roar

Sonic Boom

AND NO ONE SURVIVED.

Killing prostitutes, stealing cars, doing drugs, promoting crime...

Yea I can't see why they are against them!

Well I love GTA anyways, fuck them, learn to desensitize bitches.

I would say the Mexican, so fucking sneaky you didn't even see him sneak across the line.

At 3/7/08 11:04 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 3/7/08 02:22 AM, ImFromMars wrote:

Ok, just understand that I was talking about US boming Japan. How we dropped two a-bombs on them and killed thoooousands of INNOCENT people.

So you prefer millions from Operation Downfall?

Operation Downfall didn't even go in to effect. It was an invasion, not a fucking atomic bombing. Anyways even if Downfall did go in to effect, and it was worse than the A-bombs would have done, it would be that much worse than 9/11, leaving 9/11 in my idea the insignificant event.

What I find worse though, aside from government conspiracy is that 9/11 was Osama's response to us Americanizing Saudi Arabia. As our conquest for oil strengthened there, the holy city of Mecca was in threat of furthering itself from it's purpose which really pissed him off.

Of course, I'm not arguing that since the source didn't have any citations whatsoever. Although just because of that doesn't make this completely non-sensical, it just means there is still the possibility of it being either true or false. Interesting anyways...

At 3/6/08 11:11 PM, asainsalad232 wrote: WW2 bombings were way worse than 9/11.

japan bombing a NAVAL BASE compared to 2 bulidings in new york destoryed?

9/11 could of easily been stopped, but on that VERY DAY, dick cheney gave the order to the ai rprotection people that they could NOT shoot down hi jacked planes. just for that day. if dick cheney wasnt such a ho, we would still have the twin towers. The planes were screwed anyway, so if they were shot down, then... yea.... but pearl harbor couldnt of been stopped, and it put us in the world war

Ok, just understand that I was talking about US boming Japan. How we dropped two a-bombs on them and killed thoooousands of INNOCENT people.

At 3/3/08 06:37 PM, NeillS wrote: If your under 18, your parents will be getting $300. If your over 18, you shall be granted $600

So... What if your just 18

right now my minds too far out to go into detail, but let me just say, all of you get high and listen to animal collective

At 3/2/08 04:34 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Die.

why, i enjoy life for once

when high for me

i seriously feel so crazy when listening to them high, sounds coming from all different places and it sounds sooooooooo coool oh jeez.. im pretty melancholy right now but still enjoying it moreso

you need to hear something by them first seriously, look em up on itunes get a 30 sec preview of "kids on holiday"

i could do this every day man, i enjoy the eargasm

I don't know... Try it... :/

At 3/1/08 03:49 AM, AngryWorm wrote:

At 3/1/08 02:12 AM, Skybolt-DX wrote: Fuckin' 300.

Not as awesome....

how about three fucking hundred.

woah that actually sounds cool haha

At 3/1/08 03:24 AM, MrFinland wrote:

At 3/1/08 02:00 AM, ImFromMars wrote: Fuckin' Little Miss Sunshine

Fixed. Now it sounds a lot better, I'd go watch it.

The Little Miss Sunshine in that movie was like 9 years old dude.. Haha.

At 3/1/08 03:20 AM, Cheese-on-toast wrote:

At 3/1/08 02:02 AM, americanidiot2f wrote: Fuckin' Snakes on a Fuckin' Plane.

MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE

That title could be interpreted in a number of ways, yes it's pretty n00by and immature of me to point that out, but i honestly don't give a damn.

HAHA, I never saw that before until you pointed that out.. But yea, this is serious business.

At 3/1/08 02:02 AM, arcansi wrote: We were at war, and we saved the lives of the allies. But 9/11 was against a country at peace, and did nothing but start a war.

bombing in japan = end of war
bomging in 9/11 = start of war

The thing I see though is that like, was it really worth thousands upon thousands of innocent lives, who maybe didn't even agree with their gov. at the time? Of course it is not ethical, but was it imperative that all these innocent people had to die.

Did anyone see "James and the Fuckin' Giant Peach" when they where young?

Oh yea, and that link is pretty cool y'all :(

I WILL NOW SUPPORT MY CLAIM:

The Fuckin'Godfather

Back To The Fuckin' Future

The Passion of the Fuckin' Christ

Batman Fuckin' Begins

Little Miss Fuckin' Sunshine

How Stella Got Her Fuckin' Groove Back

I REST MY CASE

This made me laugh for once so I had to do it

---LINK---

This link compares the WW2 bombings of Japan to 9/11, and I must say I believe this to be pretty valid. He claims that 9/11 is insignificant in comparison to the bombings.

The casualties of Japan were roughly 72 times that of 9/11. And the target of both cases were for the most part innocent of doing anything.

Read up the link before you post though, I understand I could stick there, although I am curious to see the discussion in a smaller space of people... Such as here.

So seriously the point of this thread is that there is a site that is offering to give people stuff in exchange for their soul. Although it seems I am the only one who is wierded out by this. Well, OK.

At 2/29/08 09:45 PM, DP36 wrote: This is obviously a scam. But anyways your not supposed to advertise in the forums.

You do know I'm not serious, don't you? I'm being sarcastic :/

Woo yeah, awesome!

I haven't done it yet but I will.. Woo let's do it! I'm still deciding on what to ask Satan for...