As you may have noticed, a "Mervin Hunkinski" was recently banned from the BBS. He gained contact of my aim and decided we do an interview for all of you. Enjoy.
Lonepoopie: Mervin
Jew Jits Tsu: Me
Jew Jits Tsu: so... When did you become a member of Newgrounds?
Lonepoopie: I became a member two hours ago.
Jew Jits Tsu: Awesome. What made you want to join?
Lonepoopie: Well my mother was talking to her nephew and he says he loves Newgrounds.com
Lonepoopie: So I joined because he says there's great games there!
Jew Jits Tsu: have you played many games or watched many movies while here?
Lonepoopie: Actually I've played a game called Alien Hominid, but it's not that good.
Lonepoopie: I am sure that Hunkinski Tetris will beat all of the games by far.
Jew Jits Tsu: alien hominid is the greatest game ever!
Jew Jits Tsu: well, not ever
Jew Jits Tsu: but it's pretty great
Lonepoopie: No I disagree.
Lonepoopie: Next Question please!
Jew Jits Tsu: ok
Lonepoopie: Oh my gosh Princess is biting her leg!
Jew Jits Tsu: how long have you been working on your tetris game?
Jew Jits Tsu: lol
Lonepoopie: If only you could see this!
Lonepoopie: I've been working on it for five months
Lonepoopie: I've made a detailed plan of it.
Lonepoopie: There's a special Princess bonus level.
Jew Jits Tsu: awesome
Lonepoopie: I can't wait to read the wonderful reviews!
Lonepoopie: I'm so excited.
Jew Jits Tsu: do you know what Alpha's are on newgrounds?
Lonepoopie: No.
Lonepoopie: I've only went to a small part of this site.
Jew Jits Tsu: oh
Jew Jits Tsu: well in alphas, you can write out a detailed review of your game or movie in the making, and people will vote on how interested they are
Jew Jits Tsu: you can post video clips or game samples
Jew Jits Tsu: just to give your fans a taste
Lonepoopie: Well I don't want to ruin their fun.
Lonepoopie: The graphics should be a shock!
Lonepoopie: Anyways ask about Princess.
Lonepoopie: She's licking my sock!
Lonepoopie: Oh my gosh!
Jew Jits Tsu: ok
Lonepoopie: Wait a minute as I take her away.
Jew Jits Tsu: so when did you get princess?
Jew Jits Tsu: ok
Lonepoopie: I'm back.
Lonepoopie: Princess is ten years old.
Lonepoopie: Her full name is Princess Hilary McFay.
Lonepoopie: Ask about her fur.
Lonepoopie: They'll love the story!
Jew Jits Tsu: How about her fur?
Jew Jits Tsu: lol
Lonepoopie: I was cutting it when I made a mistake and she was still barking happily. My mother said it wasn't good, but I'm sure she liked it.
Lonepoopie: Then after a while she started barking angrily.
Lonepoopie: I think she was lying and making fun of me.
Lonepoopie: Should I punish her?
Jew Jits Tsu: nah
Lonepoopie: Ask maybe 4 more questions.
Jew Jits Tsu: ok
Jew Jits Tsu: where do you currently live?
Lonepoopie: I live in Barnesville, Minnesota, with my mother Hanna.
Lonepoopie: But no it's fine.
Lonepoopie: Everyone's fine with it.
Lonepoopie: I'll move out soon.
Lonepoopie: Don't worry.
Lonepoopie: I'll move out VERY soon.
Jew Jits Tsu: i wont
Jew Jits Tsu: lol
Lonepoopie: I swear!
Jew Jits Tsu: lol
Lonepoopie: No I'm notkidding!
Jew Jits Tsu: good luck with that
Lonepoopie: This time I'm serious!
Lonepoopie: Thank you.
Jew Jits Tsu: i believe you
Lonepoopie: Thank you so much.
Lonepoopie: Will you be my second best friend?
Jew Jits Tsu: sure
Jew Jits Tsu: i dont see why not
Lonepoopie: Thank you so much!
Lonepoopie: Now next question, best friend.
Jew Jits Tsu: ok
Jew Jits Tsu: So what do you do for fun?
Lonepoopie: I like to play with poodle and listen to the oldies.
Jew Jits Tsu: really? what's your favorite band?>
Lonepoopie: Well the Springfeild Minnesota Marching Band.
Lonepoopie: They have some wonderful performances of Mozart.
Lonepoopie: I didn't know he made Marching songs until then.
Lonepoopie: Anyways next question.
Jew Jits Tsu: um... i think im all out
Lonepoopie: Last question.
Lonepoopie: Please anything.
Jew Jits Tsu: ok.... uh.... i dont know
Lonepoopie: Ask about Hanna.
Jew Jits Tsu: Tell me about Hanna
Lonepoopie: Well you see, Hanna is a strange person.
Jew Jits Tsu: how so?
Lonepoopie: My father never married her and she stayed with me her whole life.
Lonepoopie: She was born in Newyork, Newyork, and she moved to Barnsville for a job as a manager at a small motel.
Lonepoopie: I lived in that hotel with her for 10 years, and then for 21 years I've lived on 123 Sunlight Avenue.
Lonepoopie: Oh I'm sorry I got carried away about myself!
Jew Jits Tsu: lol
Lonepoopie: Anyways, Hanna is wonderful person and she is my 3rd best friend.
Lonepoopie: You are second.
Lonepoopie: I am first.
Jew Jits Tsu: you're your own best friend?
Lonepoopie: Yes and my mother said that that's the best friend one can have.
Lonepoopie: That's enough!
Lonepoopie: We went one too many!
Hmmm... maybe somone's pulling my leg...