At 12/5/09 01:16 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:

At 12/5/09 01:06 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: It's not even funny anymore thanks to you fags, congratulations.

Can't let an epic thread continue without getting ruined, that's what we do.

See:

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/4873 16
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1054 474
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/7667 45/1

Anybody who posts: THE IS THE NEW INTERNET MEME on the first page of a thread automatically makes it a forced meme. This is destined to be a fail.

At 12/3/09 08:05 PM, Tobi wrote: A baby wrestling a snake on a fetish website? I'm not clicking that.

Sounds like a site for pedos.

At 12/2/09 09:50 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: I'm just going to direct you to the photoshop headquarters, these guys are all amazing.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9586 25

Probably should have done that in the first place.

Yeah, but its mostly dead.

At 12/3/09 03:32 PM, Parlux wrote: Can you guys photoshop this picture to make it more awesome or strange, spooky?

Does this look scary to you?

Let's hope we start taxin the Catholics now.

At 12/3/09 06:35 PM, super6nacho wrote:

At 12/3/09 06:30 PM, ImaSmartass2 wrote:

At 12/3/09 06:28 PM, super6nacho wrote:

well thats like saying chuck wins cuz bruce lee is dead...i mean im talking like if they were to face each other FOR REAL, IN AN ACTUALLY FIGHTING RING, WHO WOULD WIN????

Bruce Lee would win because he is an actual Martial Artist, if you want to split hairs like that.

At 12/3/09 06:28 PM, super6nacho wrote: Who would win in a fight....
Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee?

Look, even if Chuck Norris wasn't a pansy ass bible thumper from Texas, he would still lose.

Your question has been already answered. Bruce Lee killed him in Eye of the Dragon or whatever that one movie was called.

At 12/3/09 06:19 PM, stick101 wrote: Why waste money on a bunch of Lurking Nerds? Use that money to buy yourself some expensive food and Foreign Objects of affection.

Lol Wut?

Don't listen to him! He only wants the robot sex dolls for himself. Spend all your money on your fellow, Newgrounders many of whom you don't know or even care about (Myself including)

You shouldn't have beat the shit out of him. Just sued/took him to trial about your damages and bask in his money/incarceration. Then beat the shit out of him.

The equation for games is
Browser Gamers= Nerds
Boobs = Nerd want to play
Game = Depends on how good the game is
Scantily Clad ads > Actual Game

Thus said nerd will play throughout the entire game just to see some breasts.

This way, I bet Shot-down can make his work even sexier!

At 12/2/09 09:10 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote:

At 12/2/09 09:05 PM, LameDragonCrueV2 wrote: Meaning the select few people whose minds can comprehend such things as independent thought and critical thinking.

Oh for fucks sake, Most of us have been to high school

Arrogance is disgusting.

This. You are overestimating the amount of people unable to think.

I would choose the sex, provided I would get a little bit more than I have gotten so far.

The site itself looks fairly well designed. I can't say for certain, but I think its a scam.

At 12/2/09 08:33 PM, michelinman wrote:

At 12/2/09 08:30 PM, ImaSmartass2 wrote: I know the truth

PM Tom and tell him to change your username to ImaDumbass2

...ermmm... Well...Tell... Wade... to...change... your..... username... to... BITCHELINMAN... Yeah... that'll show you how creative I am.

My head exploded.

Why are you still bumping this thread?

I know the truth

Been done.

I've seen that chia go on and off in the news for about six months or so.

My parents are still together and live with what some call "Tolerable Hatred".

At 12/2/09 06:34 PM, arct0r wrote:

At 12/2/09 06:33 PM, RockMessiah123 wrote: why do we even have a video game forum? no one uses it

it has as much traffic as your local backroad.

you know, the one with one or two cars going by every two hours?

Hopefully that won't stop this from being locked.
VIDYA GAMY 4RUM... USE IT.

I choose the option that doesn't get me sued.

Just when I though christian morals couldn't be taught in a lamer method...

At 12/1/09 09:31 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: I bought Tom for a nickle. Maybe he'll make pico 2 now...

Well, I'm gonna buy Wade and the staffers for a quarter.

At 12/1/09 09:36 PM, TacticalShoe wrote: I think there should be a category for "User Who Could Probably Juggle the Most Oranges" or something like that.

Yeah, I don't think there are enough categories. There should be like biggest drunk or the lurker or some other stuff.

I thought that Tom would have to pay Disney at least 50 bucks for them to take NG from them.

Try the art forum

People are less inclined to be jackasses there.

At 12/1/09 08:47 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:

At 12/1/09 07:42 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 12/1/09 07:36 PM, physicsman09 wrote: Ok here's the plan.

1.Forget about her, you're in 8th grade anyways it's not like it's going to last.
2.Study really really hard and do well in school.
3.Get into a decent college.
4.Get a decent job.
5.Excel at that job.
6.Get rich.
7.Get a trophy wife.

8. Get in an argument
9. Realize she's in it for the money
10. Get divorced
11. Lose half of your things
12. Lose other half to legal fees
13. Become homeless
14. Spend afternoon at parks throwing feces at squirrels
15. Die of AIDS

16. Sell your soul for one more day on earth.
17. Mug kids until you get about $50.
18. Buy glue, 80 ft of piano wire, and 90 ft of rope.
19. Get to the roof of a 110 ft tall building overlooking a crowded area.
20. Tie rope to a flagpole or something, tie the other end around feet.
21. Tie the wire around the flagpole or whatever, tie other end around neck.
22. Glue hands to side of face.
23. Jump.
24. Successfully decapitate yourself 20 ft above the ground, and via the glue appear to have ripped your own head off while blood rains down upon the crowd below infecting them all with your AIDs and scarring them for life.
25. Become legend.

REVISION
Repeat steps 1-18
19. Buy/steal a ladder
20. Go to a public school, preferably one with an indoor gym.
21. Tie rope to the top of the gym
22. Tie wire around neck
23. Glue elbows to the rim of a basketball hoop
24. Glue hands to head
25. Kick ladder out from underneath yourself
26. Do the awesome.

At 12/1/09 08:43 PM, DrClay wrote:

At 12/1/09 08:39 PM, AapoJoki wrote:

At 12/1/09 08:38 PM, gr8job wrote: it's not really a new thing that politicians don't do what they say they will.

Except Obama is doing exactly what he said he would do.

Its actually both, from time to time he seemed to flip flop. Like most politicians.

Fuck the health care bill

Can you get me two conflicting quotes? Unless you can, I don't believe you.

At 12/1/09 08:34 PM, AapoJoki wrote: Your memory is fucked up. During one of the debates against McCain, Obama specifically said he wanted to withdraw troops from Iraq, but also to increase them in Afghanistan. If Obama refrained from sending troops to Afghanistan, he would be breaking one of his campaign promises.

You should've looked more carefully into his agenda before voting for him. Don't blame him if you're the one ignorant of his plans.

This, people have very poor memories when it comes to what politicians say. It's almost always misconstrued.