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Author Search Results: 'Im-A-Pirate'

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Elated

Topic: i walked in on my brother jerking

Posted: 11/10/09 01:38 AM

Forum: General

Do it with him!


2.

None

Topic: New York City Meet-up 2010

Posted: 11/09/09 10:53 PM

Forum: General

New York huh?

Can't wait to read about you guys in the Obituaries!


3.

None

Topic: L4d2 funny shit Army of survivors

Posted: 11/09/09 10:48 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 11/9/09 09:53 PM, killaboy69 wrote:
No whenever i post in a thread he comes in and flames me and also I didnt make it.

That's because you're a fucking retard.


4.

None

Topic: Xbox 360 Question.

Posted: 11/09/09 07:28 PM

Forum: Video Games

Hey guys.

When I'm done playing my xbox 360, should I disconnect it from the powerbrick or leave it plugged in forever?

Thanks.


5.

None

Topic: Crazy Christian Camp For Kids

Posted: 11/09/09 07:25 PM

Forum: General

Event hough this is old, it's fucking disgusting brainwashing kids like that.


6.

None

Topic: Youtubes making fun of Newgrounds!

Posted: 11/09/09 05:49 PM

Forum: General

Dude, noone gives a fuck about youtube.


7.

None

Topic: Who's Off To Get Mw2 At Midnight?

Posted: 11/09/09 03:35 PM

Forum: General

Woo I can't wait to buy a medicore FPS game that looks like it has no redeeming qualities.


8.

None

Topic: At what age did you first have sex

Posted: 11/08/09 10:43 PM

Forum: General

Sure are alot of liars in this thread.


9.

None

Topic: Have you witnessed a meme..

Posted: 11/08/09 03:13 PM

Forum: General

Hey, dumbasses.

Memes are known all throughout the internets, what you're listing aren't memes and noone but us even knows about them.

But besides that, why are you all bragging about this stupid shit? Being apart of a meme is something smart people try to avoid because THEY AREN'T FUCKING FUNNY.


10.

None

Topic: Living in a 3rd world country...

Posted: 11/08/09 02:45 AM

Forum: General

At 11/8/09 02:38 AM, bnwproductions wrote: It's not as bad as you think. Seriously. You can get good weed for cheap. Jobs are not an issue here. Everything is much more cheap here. Also, where else can you find bootlegged shit sold in shops? Seriously, when I bought my PS2 Guitar Hero Guitar in 2008, they gave me a free BOOTLEGGED copy. And you can buy fake shirts pretty much anywhere. It's something to get used to, but once you get used to it, it isn't so bad. Oh, and any drug you'd buy here would be more than 2x the price if you bought it in the US.

Great, now try doing all of that while using cow dung as a blanket and your shelter being half of a trash cans' metal.


11.

None

Topic: Your Cuss Word

Posted: 11/08/09 02:42 AM

Forum: General

At 11/8/09 02:39 AM, CaptainAwesome121090 wrote: Care to explain WHY these are your words of choice?

Do you really want us to go into detail why we use words like shit, fuck, piss, dick, cunt, retard, douchebag, douchetard, assrocket, fagblower, donkeybuffer, donkey porker, wang buffer, ass clown, dickface, dickneck, needledick, ass-dick, assface, assbag, asshat, asshole, shitstain, ass-stain, dumbass, fucktard, or any of that shit?

No, you don't. and I don't think anyone here can come up with a logical reason why they use one "cuss" word over another.


12.

None

Topic: Your Cuss Word

Posted: 11/08/09 02:35 AM

Forum: General

Man, has anyone besides you actually said "Cuss" in the last 50 years?


13.

None

Topic: Sleep Paralysis

Posted: 11/08/09 02:33 AM

Forum: General

At 11/7/09 08:43 PM, RKthrilla wrote:
At 11/7/09 07:00 PM, FurryDemon wrote:
Also out of curiosity, have you ever had hallucinations? That can happen to some people too
This happened to me about 2 weeks ago, scariest shit ever, I was laying there, and all of the sudden this guy with a surgeons mask comes up to me, and I can't scream or move...

The I broke out of it, and couldn't go to sleep.

I've not had hallucinations from it, but sometimes I get extreme night terrors and start freaking the fuck out and running all over the place in my sleep.


14.

None

Topic: Doctors Sell Newborn Babies

Posted: 11/08/09 02:32 AM

Forum: General

Man, that's about as low as humanity can get.


15.

None

Topic: Only 1 thing that can stop the LHC

Posted: 11/08/09 01:17 AM

Forum: General

"Heh, hey guys, let's make a device that could destroy the world to learn about shit noone cares about"


16.

None

Topic: World War Flash

Posted: 11/07/09 10:15 PM

Forum: General

At 11/7/09 09:49 PM, leo967846 wrote:

Thats why i was saying i wasnt backseat modding, because i got banned before

Yeah, and I hate black people. BUT I'M NOT RACIST SO DON'T BAN ME.

It was backseat modding even if you say it wasn't.


17.

None

Topic: Sleep Paralysis

Posted: 11/07/09 07:31 PM

Forum: General

At 11/7/09 07:06 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
quite interesting. Have a read. They might actually help you :)

Thanks


18.

None

Topic: Photoshop the Runner!

Posted: 11/07/09 06:52 PM

Forum: General

At 11/7/09 06:49 PM, blakemo wrote: MOTHERFUCKIN' MAN ARMS

Not all caps
I bet somebody puts a moustache on "her", and that's it, and we won't be able to distinguish the gender.

Dude, total manface as well. You wouldn't be able to tell it was a chick if there weren't meatbags on her chest.


19.

None

Topic: Cheetahs are kind of pussies

Posted: 11/07/09 06:51 PM

Forum: General

Yeah but they'd still rape your shit if they saw you.


20.

Misunderstood

Topic: Sleep Paralysis

Posted: 11/07/09 06:50 PM

Forum: General

I've been having sleep paralysis alot lately, around once a week. For those of you who don't know, sleep paralysis is when you wake up, but you can't move. This causes you to go into a state of panic, but you can't do anything and can last for upto 10 minutes.

As I've said, this has been happening quite alot to me, and I was wondering if anyone around knew what the problem would be that's causing it.


21.

None

Topic: Obama's secret copyright bill

Posted: 11/07/09 06:48 PM

Forum: General

At 11/7/09 06:45 PM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: If this is true, it'll be the end of internet vigilantes who helped people like Kenny Glenn get in jail. That'll be a sad day for the internets.

Wait, I read it wrong. Ignore me because I'm a fucktard.


22.

None

Topic: In your life, you will crash a car.

Posted: 11/07/09 06:47 PM

Forum: General

I was in a car accident when I was 12.


23.

None

Topic: Obama's secret copyright bill

Posted: 11/07/09 06:45 PM

Forum: General

If this is true, it'll be the end of internet vigilantes who helped people like Kenny Glenn get in jail. That'll be a sad day for the internets.


24.

None

Topic: Stop whining about 9/11!

Posted: 11/07/09 06:33 PM

Forum: General

At 11/7/09 06:29 PM, Samen wrote:

This guy's gotta be a troll.
Just gotta.

Wassup captain vague insults?


25.

None

Topic: Ultimate Test for my Goldfish.

Posted: 11/07/09 04:31 PM

Forum: General

Oh man, you guys get trolled too easily.


26.

None

Topic: Back Pain

Posted: 11/07/09 08:29 AM

Forum: General

This is serious, it sounds like lupus. You're going to die.

But really captain dumbass, besides "Go to the doctor", you're not going to get any real answers here. There are NO doctors on newgrounds. Dumbass.


27.

None

Topic: Why you won't get a girlfriend.

Posted: 11/07/09 08:19 AM

Forum: General

At 11/7/09 07:39 AM, Lorkas wrote:
No he came to this topic because he thought he could "epicly" troll it and get people to post LOLOL U MADE ME LAUGH, thus rising his self-esteem.

Thanks Jr. Psychologist, But I'd prefer if you didn't spout theoretical insults. It makes you look stupid.


28.

None

Topic: Why you won't get a girlfriend.

Posted: 11/07/09 07:25 AM

Forum: General

Do you really think someone will read this text that would make the great wall of china go "Daaaaammmnnnn" about bullshit noone cares about?


29.

None

Topic: Ps2+Old Tv help please

Posted: 11/07/09 05:29 AM

Forum: General

Please learn to fucking speak english before you ask us questions.


30.

None

Topic: "Im horny"

Posted: 11/06/09 05:17 PM

Forum: General

At 11/6/09 05:15 PM, doctorjmcgee wrote:
At 11/6/09 05:12 PM, ryanson209 wrote:
At 11/6/09 05:10 PM, megakill wrote: theres probably a lot of things you dont get.
Hahahahaha. I see what you did there.
I don't....

Cause you're a dumbass.

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