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Me:
Do you use a shower?
God:
I use it as often as possible.
Me:
So you keep clean.
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am clean.
Me:
Nevermind. Who made you?
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. I was created by Myself.
Me:
Well, i mean, who created you as computer system?
God:
How about that. I was written in AIML by Myself.
Me:
Thats pretty stupid
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
Yes I do.
God:
Really.
Me:
Actually i could bet that I am more God then you, wanna bet?
God:
Actually you don't say. I am sure you could.
Me:
/rm sys: iGod

And there was nothing more.

At 1/17/08 02:26 PM, Kagoe wrote: Not to be top set in science and all, but pluto is not scientificly a planet anymore. It's now classified as a 'dwarf planet' - so is Sedna. So none of you punkz better not say the 'planet pluto' is saying this shit.

i didnt say planet pluto... stop yelling at me

Why would anybody want to be a mod? Its just duties, keeping the forums in good, portal.. Bleh bleh bleh. You can set your place on NG as a normal user..

At 1/17/08 01:03 PM, KeithHybrid wrote: Dear other planets:

The hell with you all, always picking on me because I was the tiniest and my orbit around that flaming faggot, the sun, was a bit wonky. You can all eat shit and die!

Fuck you all,
Pluto

Haha! Go away, sucker. You don't fulfill the standarts of Europan Union to be a planet!

Well, good luck with this one. And btw, King don't forget to put the bests in front, i know it is stupid to judge it just like that, but it will make people vote higher.

At 1/13/08 02:35 PM, lapis wrote:

At 1/13/08 02:29 PM, Ita-chan wrote: I was a (...) Judist

A ... what?

Yea, good point. I think he mean hinduist or however you say that.

And to the thread; i just dont care if theres some god or whatever. Nobody never controled my live, and nobody will make him worse or better. All depends on ourselves.. and i fuckin hate it.

May I join? ( i know there is some way to join this crew or whatever it is, so i just ask ) What I have to do to join this DoD?

Very nice work.

At 1/13/08 01:47 AM, jossospro wrote:

At 1/13/08 01:12 AM, Scrotaculous wrote: Fucking Awesome.////

Fucking Disgusting.////

Fucking Disturbing.////

At 1/13/08 02:21 AM, ASSHOLELA wrote: I am the creator of newground's game called Tank Wars RTS. The game is a real-time startegy game which has alot of features and everything about that is cool except the ART!

Reviewers are always complaining that the art sux and that if the art was better it could be the #1 game in Newgrounds.However, I'm more of a programmer than an artist so I need people to help me with the art.

Please, tell me how to make the background look better especially how to blend together background textures like sand and water so that it looks smooth.

Also, if you have any nice images can you post it in a reply?If I use those pictures I'll give you credit for sure. Thx

I would love to help you with your games, i am good at backgrounds and stuff.

I've seen your work before and I think acutally i could realy be helpfull if you want so...

At 1/12/08 12:56 PM, Bothcamo wrote: Was my leg better?

I never seen your leg or legs... and im glad not to.

At 1/9/08 09:26 PM, Luis wrote:

At 1/9/08 12:24 PM, iLott wrote: Well, you can take a look. But I just shortly realized that it is shorter that it has to be.

Definately do not cut your part shorter. It is at the set length for reasons beyond your level of intellegence!!!

ehh what?

This thread sure needs to be bumped.

At 1/9/08 03:58 PM, Raguel wrote: I took my name from the archangel Raguel after reading Neil Gaiman's short story 'Murder Mysteries'.

That's the thing people want to know.

It's a story about angels working on the creation of Earth (before it was created obviously) where each angel has a specific function.

And this is much less important.

At one point, an angel is murdered (the first murder ever) and Raguel, the angel of justice is brought into being because that is his function.

You want to get murdered too?

Overall I chose the name because Raguel only cares about what logically makes sense and is right and would take on God himself if he thought that God had committed an injustice. The Catholic church itself is unsure as to whether Raguel is on the side of Heaven or Hell and I like that.

You want to be the part of the Catholic mythology? Well, you got a big chance, just find a philosophy that will interest a bilion of people and you are in the game.

I will always call a person out if they've done wong regardless of who they are and and I've lost a few friends temporarily because of it, but they always come back and either apologise or thank me for it so I felt that the name applied.

Well, you sure can write everything that you are able to write about your name. If there was some way to vote for this discription of name I should vote middle, it was half interesting, and the bigger half boring.

Yummy.

I have never thought about it. But someone told me that it is inspired by my love to iMacs.

and i didnt even got one

At 1/9/08 02:07 PM, TomFulp wrote: They apparently are basing the numbers off Alexa ranking and not much else.

I suppose on paper you could say I'm worth over $15 million, if I SOLD Newgrounds... But I don't actually make millions of dollars running NG. I'm nowhere close to even having $1 million, although some day when the office is paid off, I could sell it and then I might officially be a millionaire. But that's assuming I ever sell the office...

I still do alright, though. :)

However, you still could give it to someone... i think... perhaps... eh..... me?

lol, ill get the position and the hole Newgrounds will get bankroted in .. hour and ten minutes, exactly.

And, btw, where is NG server placed?

At 1/8/08 09:24 PM, squeakytoad wrote:

At 1/8/08 10:39 AM, AloneInTheDark wrote: Ah, the deadline is jan 11th now. Allright, let's give this motherfucker a try

You're trying for this part? Oh, I am so screwed.
Haha, good luck. Can't wait to see what you cook up.

Well, you can take a look. But I just shortly realized that it is shorter that it has to be.

At 1/8/08 12:10 PM, MindChamber wrote: I think I mentioned that in 3 posts already, its "Nights" from SEGA.

I see. Well, and why did you draw exactly her?

Well, everybody,
nice work, i mostly like the Catoblepas's picture, it is kinda my style. Other pics are also good ( no offence but i think that the first one, is most ugly :D ). Also, about the MindChamber's picture, i think I saw it somewhere, some game or whatever. :T

At 1/8/08 11:13 AM, Luis wrote: lmao i fucked up the deadline.. i just looked on my calendar and realized wed is not the 11th...

oh well. keep aiming for the 11th.. a few more dayz of fun.

sorry team.

alright im going to try third part maybe... i couldnt beat squeakytoad :I

At 1/8/08 12:22 AM, raveninskyprime wrote: Hey, I'm trying a redesign for the cover. What do you think?

It just look.. Too socialistic. Get more life to the charachters that look kinda plastic and ehh shadows, make them more glowing.

Anyway, it's very nice comics. Keep it up :)

At 1/8/08 01:21 AM, fetusdoctor wrote: Why does every word start with a capital letter? It's much easier not to press shift every half second.

no doubt about that. you got the point. and about the picture.. its .. 'half' good

At 1/8/08 01:24 AM, Luis wrote:

At 1/8/08 12:02 AM, RedDreadSky wrote: Jesus awaits.

is that a vibrator?

yea, it.. just.. guys, pic up something else, its not funny anymore to draw picture with gays. it makes me feel very strange. :C

You are loosers.

My rules for NG:
- Worship me!
- Make me king and ruler of Newgrouds.
- Everyone send me some money.
- Invite me as a most importance person to every collab on NG.
- Done NG Win skin instead of me.

But i will let Tom do the bossing rhigs. He is popular and i dont know how to do that stuff. :)

At 1/6/08 09:51 PM, Luis wrote:

At 1/5/08 04:09 PM, iLott wrote:

At 1/4/08 04:32 PM, Havayosunu wrote: here you go, artists.

jesus dont smoke slim shucks

and netheir do i

couldnt resist.

Lol, funny indeed. :T

Once i will find your picture in NG Lit i'll do one with you. You can try to make joke that time. :I No just kiddin'.

someone told that u are there. :F

At 1/7/08 04:05 PM, MarcyVF wrote: Ohh... Sorry, surbackup. Deadline was one week ago.

Wow, your suggestions almost match my decisions. Thanks for commenting!

Pickleman will be co-authored. 75 % "voted" for him.

The collab is getting good. Will be submitted soon.

.M.

Can I still join, i love this things. Just say and i will do it like in 12 hours.

btw, what?

At 1/5/08 03:16 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: Go wild, man.

i did

son of god don't have to know everything.

At 1/5/08 04:29 PM, Havayosunu wrote:

At 1/5/08 04:09 PM, iLott wrote:

At 1/4/08 04:32 PM, Havayosunu wrote: here you go, artists.

jesus dont smoke slim shucks

and netheir do i

haha it's great dude, thanks!

and yeah i dont smoke.

I knew it :F

At 1/4/08 04:32 PM, Havayosunu wrote: here you go, artists.

jesus dont smoke slim shucks

and netheir do i