At 10/1/09 06:19 AM, Jin wrote: Heroes III of Might and Magic.

Replay value++++++++++

whats it about? is it like Oblivion?
i've played oblivion and i loved it, too bad i dont have it on PC, i got it on my Xbox.
what can you do in the game anyways? whats the story about?

At 10/1/09 06:04 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: What relevance does Oy have to do with computer games?

whats with the fox/dog looking thing?

but since you asked first, its a gamer thing/ british gamer thing.
"OY, what a twat"
hope i answered your quastion.

At 10/1/09 05:58 AM, Braedon wrote: The Orange Box, more specifically Portal. It's short but awesome.

Also I haven't played the PC version, but Call of Duty: Modern Warfare has a good single player campaign. And I haven't played this one at all but apparently Left 4 Dead is quite good.

how about replay value? i've played modern warfare on XBOX. good game but no replay value.
left for dead is not bad...

i mean strategy based games. anything like that.

what is a jolly good fun game for PC, i have a good computer, fast, video and ram are pretty good.

anyhow, i've played C&C, pretty much all of them, but i am looking for something good, not online, offline for my laptop. someting i can play over and over agin, not Diablo, i've played it enough.

please list games, post pix. let me know.

thank you.

wow, reading this post makes me wanna go take a piss, dude just stop being a little bitch and whip it out....

when in doubt, just whip it out.
dont think about your surroundings, your putting too much effort in to something very simple.

its TOM, i think hes just so hot... too bad hes married...
OH TOM, i want you....

but on a serious note, its a place where you can play games, waste time, BS with people and have fun, i mean its vey unique experience to me, it never gets old.

here is mine, windows 7 ultimate and office 2010.
not out yet? my ass

At 9/16/09 11:21 AM, andycastaneda wrote: WHAT. THE. FUCK.

not all caps

lmao, what the hell???
seriously???

fucking tax payers money feeds 90% plus of those kids....
god bless america

At 9/14/09 05:17 PM, chubbthehippo wrote: how does it feel when you are always left out, when you have to scroll down and methodically find your country, at the same time knowing that we have it already done for us, set to our needs, by default? Does it ignite rage into your soul or do you weep for the countless seconds of your life, wasted, because of the unforgiving corporation?How does it feel, other countries? I want to know, what it's like to never know the joy of saving so many seconds while registering on a .com site. So tell me, how does it feel?

Other internet providers have preset country and sometime city in the options. if your internet provider is state side, it showes as state side, if you have satalite internet and lets say japan is your internet provider, you get japan plus (city) preselected... oh and it also effects ADDS, POPUPS etc...

hope that answeres your "tell me"
btw your nothing special

as much as you love cock in your mouth and in your ass, straight dudes love boobs in thy're face.
making it easy for you to understand.

At 9/16/09 11:00 AM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 9/16/09 10:55 AM, Illegal-Product wrote: i dont have Face Book clown ass.
poste pictures

Here is the play button....They are fully clothed...Don't worry!

i see, so the're dancing like kids, there is nothing wrong with that.
(not worried)

i dont have Face Book clown ass.
poste pictures

i dont mind waiting, whenever a video game company rush things they fuck up and miss minor things.
diablo a god awsome game, i dont mind the wait at all. till the day its released, i will enjoy the pictures and backgrounds for it...

during soccer, my coach kicked the ball, i blocked it "i was the goal keeper" it broke my hand and dislocated my wrist. i found out it did both a day after, my father saw my hand and he asked me to move it. i couldnt; he knew i broke it...

the pain sucked balls, becuase they had to put my dislocated wrist back to the proper posture while my hand is still broken and hold it there the whole time while they were fixing my broken arm.

why dont you think of a way to scare the shit out of them. wear a mask or make loud scary noises.
come on you idiot this is a good chance you got here... oh and video tape the whole thing... it would be awsome to hear the way they react.

At 9/16/09 12:47 AM, SoulDrug wrote: Because biting him in the face really gets the point across.

lmao, i know this is exactly what i was thinking

my standards pretty much what i am in the mood for, thats what i shoot for.
but like the rest

-pretty
-funny
-not fucking annoying
-etc...

At 9/6/09 01:50 AM, baeshow wrote: Israel government is bad but the citizens are not.

you can find that everywhere (government wise).
the zinest are bad but the rest of the population are from avrage to good people.
palistinans are the same way.

too bad both sides cant fucking get over the past and just let go... start fresh somwhere before its too late.

At 9/14/09 08:42 AM, reverend wrote: Is this it?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/17 7120

you are the man/woman
yes it is. thank you.

Hello NGers.
I've been looking for a game that i played a while back here on NG. it was called Baloon something. the game was about flying with two baloons and the object of the game was to pop the opponents baloons.

not much i can remember about it but after looking on NG and using the search option, i gave up and am here asking for help.

thank you

V/R
Illegal-Product

hey, i would like to join this club. i have beat the game three times and i love the add ons on XBOX LIVE MARKETPLACE. i have downloaded all add ons except the PITT

its a good game, i wish they add on a LIVE type game where you can play with others or just over system link.

go ahead and ask if you can join in? if dad says no, go downstairs and ask... if they also say no... whip out your dick and tell them you just wanna watch, eventually they will let you join...

sell it buy a house and pay all debt...
oh before i see it, keep a blue print of it.

So I figured this might be the more appropriate forum to ask this question, since in General I probably would have obtained a bunch of moronic responses.

I'm not much of a religious person myself, I was born and raised catholic, but after doing a bit of reading on Muslims I was wondering one thing. How can they consider Jesus a holy man but not accept him as Son of God?

We consider Jesus or (IESA in Arabic) as one of god's prophet's. He is a man and someone we respect and love as much as we do with other prophet's like Moses, Ibrahim, etc...

This is my point; Jesus himself said he was the Son of God, or so the bible says. Now if I was to say myself that I was the son of God, wouldn't you think I was a lunatic? So how could you accept someone as a holy man, a prophet, but not believe him when he says he is son of God? Shouldn't they just be classifying him as a looney for thinking he was if they don't want to accept that as correct?

if they don't want to accept that as correct?

Jesus never said it himself that he was the son of god, in the bible (original version) there were never a mention of Jesus saying I am the son of god, this was something that was added to the Holy Bible in the latest versions like the Kings James, New Americans
The point we argue saying GOD cannot have a son and if Jesus said (which he never did) I am the son of god. It is committing the ultimate sin by saying there is more than one god. Breaking the first commandment.

romanian chicks are fucking crazy brother...
they look so fine, have that sexy accent you were talking about, but underneath all that is a psycho bitch, and underneath that is a jelous like crazy girl...
so my advice is to do it and get it out of youre system, oh and dont call just let it be a one time thing.

At 9/27/08 09:35 PM, DryChris wrote: I hate it! Why? Well, here you go! (Just ranting, stopped watching it after 30 times. Reason: Nothing else on.)

Rant mode...on:
The men are so monotone, idiotic and too damn redneck. All the women are sluts. The storylines are so stupid. I mean, what father would want thier kid to be a faggy cheerleader? What the fuck? Every time Hank gets pissed he says, "I'm gonna kick you in the ass". I could (and you too) could think of other insults. "Fuck off!" "You're a dirty bastard!" "You son of a bitch!" The fat one is too dumb, the pest worker must be blind every time the wife is with the indian. He keeps thinking it's not anything but secret relations. And the wife is a rotten bitch! All that's left is the mumbler, the chinese jerk, the dumbass son of the propane worker, and the slutty cousin with her hobo-of-a-boyfriend!

Rant mode off:

What do you think?

they still have spectators and ratings, you might not like the show but others do, i myslef dont like it either but i dont watch it, unless like in yore case "nothing else is on".

i liked the first episode with indy getting raped and all that, "i liked how true it is, UFO's dont belong in indy movies, and nither shia labof" i just hope the show stays fresh, i think they are starting to be more like hollywood.

i have done this 3 times now,
i cut my dick while masterbating so bad that it took about two weeks for it to get better... after the third time i did it, i learned my lesson and since than i havent done it again...
it fucking sucked bad, real bad... walking and going through simple things in life with a bruised cut dick.

At 10/13/08 04:20 AM, DareDevilGuy wrote: Bring a gag ball with you in class and look at her suggestively whilst showing it.

no, he should get behind her and be like "hey i think you droped this..."
her reaction will be priceless, oh it would be funnier if a friend of his catches it all on camra.

go to the princepals office and complain about it, how he (your teacher) acted towards you and tell the principal he emotionaley hurt you.