At 12/16/09 10:46 PM, Canas wrote: P.S

All Gays get free entry in to hell

Just use the backdoor

Due to me being a poor as mother fucker, it looks I'm gay for a while. *lisping* I soooooo can not wait for this!

At 12/16/09 10:41 PM, Twist-Chao06 wrote: I'll see you on the other side in 5 minutes.

Ur doin' it wrong. It's not until the 14th of march.

I wanted to come! I wanted to help luis kill himself too.

At 12/16/09 10:16 PM, Clock-Ninja wrote: There is no god.

This is NOT the thread for you then.

I completely agree. The "bible" says, let he who is without sin cast the first stone. That means, if you have sinned, SHUT THE FUCK UP. I'll never understand how some christians think this way. Another question, if "God" gave people the choice to be gay why would he hate them?

So no one wants to eat here OR work for us? hmmm....

Puts up OPEN sign

Morning all. Starting early today. What would you like?

Puts up "Now hiring" sign too.

Well Boss I must leave. I'm done with my shift. See you all tomarow!

At 12/15/09 11:21 PM, steph2568 wrote: Get well NOW Tom.

Fixed.

At 12/15/09 11:19 PM, InDuStRiEl wrote: Give me anything! Just bring it here so I can enjoy my lunch and get back to work.

Here you are sir, some Rattatoui. Enjoy.

Ben Spurgin, but that's not gonna happen.

At 12/15/09 09:44 PM, TomFulp wrote: I almost didn't announce a Wacom winner today! I was actually feeling really sick and ended up sleeping all afternoon. I'm still not doing so hot but I was getting restless so I had to get this post done.

Fucking stress sickness. You work to hard.

TODAY IS THE TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY of the Grounds Gold system, aka the modern-day user accounts here on NG! Go thank Ross. And apparently the answer to his last questions is "No."

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEWGROUNDS GOLD! Does that mean it's G-spot, I mean G-Bots B-day?

Also go say hi to our most powerful user.

Done!

At 12/15/09 08:58 PM, Pimp wrote: It was ten years ago today that user accounts were implemented at Newgrounds, along with the Grounds Gold system. Damn, that was a long time ago. NG sure has grown since then.

JUST Ng? You know what level you are right?

At 12/15/09 10:43 PM, Albinobigfoot wrote: THIS

DEAR GOD! Get out of this restaurant at once sir! Eat it at home if you must but we will not except that being in here NOR served!

At 12/15/09 10:05 PM, Craptaco wrote:

At 12/15/09 09:59 PM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote:

At 12/15/09 09:36 PM, Craptaco wrote: Dont worry....i will go to the smokers area then ^^

What else is it that you would like, sir?

A smoke

Here, my good sir! Along with a free tea for for each pack.

At 12/15/09 09:36 PM, Craptaco wrote: Dont worry....i will go to the smokers area then ^^

What else is it that you would like, sir?

Business is slow isn't it?

Welcome back to the Wok in the Park! Sorry to open so late, but there was some... sechnical dificultys. Oh one moment please. Yes? Ah! good! Come on in everyone! Whay do you wish to order?

At 12/15/09 07:57 PM, kikomannnn wrote:

smite me God, smite me right now....

Thats not gods thing. He smites only the truly wiked in real life. Not if they are wiked on t3|-| 1nt@rdw3bz.

At 12/15/09 08:03 PM, agustana wrote: Blow job in the backseat of a car in a Wal Mart parking lot

Damn that bitch gave good head

Was pop rocks involved or honey?

At 12/15/09 07:55 PM, kikomannnn wrote: I don't like any of you, and I'm not just saying that to be cool. CapnCrunhDaPimp is cool, but most of the people here I find unfunny and rude!

Fuck then!

wait....

I love you too!

better.

He smelled heavenly.

I love you all. *glugglugglug* YOUR ALL MAH BEST BU-*hicup-* buds. Hey 36 holla, mamateqila, and bannana bread muffin, your guys are awesome. gimmie a hug you!

At 12/15/09 06:13 PM, deathofghosts wrote: ironic... his name is medalhunter yet he dose not know that newgrounds has medals

Sine when does Time Cufk have a medal names Weebles secret Island?

At 12/15/09 06:14 PM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote: Chinese people have small dicks, and black people have big dicks. What does Tiger woods have?

A White one.

Wait a second, is that racist?

Chinese people have small dicks, and black people have big dicks. What does Tiger woods have?

A White one.

Johnny, baby, is working on it!

Someone put Poozys face.

Happy birthday Newgrounds.com!

Nah I'm just kiddng. I'd like to have a job here please.