273 Forum Posts by "IHateBaronVonBadGuy"
Hello, I am the trouble making, chat posting alt of Baron Von Bad Guy. You should enjoy reading this following AIM convo while drinking a glass of fine wine.
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matew123: Join my new production company, 2004 - Underaged Teens Gettin' It On!
BaronVonAnus: lol, I'm in
matew123: Do you want to act
matew123: Or be a producer
matew123: And stuff
matew123: You need to say your 17
matew123: And shave all pubic/facial hair
matew123: ok?
BaronVonAnus: lolol, even then I would look to old
matew123: fack
matew123: You can produce
matew123: and get some on the side
BaronVonAnus: Yeah, I could
matew123: Ok
BaronVonAnus: I wish
matew123: Recruit some more members
matew123: We need some actors
BaronVonAnus: lol, I know no one underage willing to do such a thing :-(
matew123: no
matew123: I have the girls
matew123: Get guys to act
matew123: I go to highschool mang
matew123: And I pimp out the middle school
matew123: I got the bitches covered
BaronVonAnus: Yeah, but how could I ship them over to where you live?
matew123: We need male actors and a production crew
matew123: We would meet in the middle
matew123: Few shall know the location
matew123: and
matew123: they will have to be bagged and shipped FedEx
matew123: ok?
BaronVonAnus: lololololololol
matew123: I'll pay the shipping
BaronVonAnus: lololol, you want me to kidnap kids and mail them in a box!?
matew123: No
matew123: Just a sealed burlap bag
matew123: Naked.
matew123: Ok?
matew123: Well
BaronVonAnus: lololololololololololololol, funniest thing ever!
matew123: You can ship them in bulk
matew123: In crates
BaronVonAnus: lolololololol
matew123: Creaper by the pound
BaronVonAnus: Why do you get the girls? I don't want boys
matew123: No listen
matew123: We ship everyone, exept us in crates and bags
matew123: including the crew
BaronVonAnus: lololol
matew123: We don't want to get raided by the FBI
matew123: Or immigration
matew123: Ok
matew123: Most likely an empty wherehouse
BaronVonAnus: Just send all the girls to my place and I will molestosize them
matew123: No man
BaronVonAnus: :-(
matew123: I want to make some money
matew123: You can come
matew123: We just need to get our shit together
matew123: And produce
matew123: Oh yeah
matew123: Feel free to use bubble-wrap
BaronVonAnus: lololololol
matew123: Just cut some breathing holes
BaronVonAnus: Best IM convo ever
matew123: Also slip them some roofies
BaronVonAnus: You should post this convo on NG
matew123: hehe
matew123: You do it
BaronVonAnus: OK, brb, I will do it on an alt
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Best AIM convo... EVUR!!!
Mike's Alt
Sure, I know of the many different Bots that are about.
I have been booted from AIM a number of times by some of these damned things.
However, I have just recently been Imed by a prank bot. At first, I just thought it was a moron trying his best to be confusing. How wrong I was, how very, very wrong. I feel sorry for the person who made it, seeing as they didn't put much time into it, they couldn't even have it greet me by saying "BVBG?"
However, the vast amount of stupidity it spewed forth was the main reason it was so convincing.
See for yourself!
(For those of you who are stupid, what I wrote will be in Bold) All the ads it sent have been replaced by the words -Removed Ad-
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runabeat257: VBBG?
BaronVonAnus: ?
runabeat257: really?
BaronVonAnus: Really what?
runabeat257: absolutely! what did you expect?
BaronVonAnus: Bahaha
runabeat257: u say some interesting things... lol
BaronVonAnus: Haha
BaronVonAnus: Why thank you
runabeat257: hahaha
BaronVonAnus: Who is this that I am speaking to may I ask?
runabeat257: andy 17/male/washington
BaronVonAnus: Bakomusha I take it then
runabeat257: my name is andy
BaronVonAnus: No I mean from Newgrounds
runabeat257: naw
BaronVonAnus: So, how do you know me then?
runabeat257: me? no
BaronVonAnus: :o
runabeat257: yep
runabeat257: haha, -Removed Ad- has really funny pictures. have you ever been there?
runabeat257: rAe you still there?
BaronVonAnus: What is there?
BaronVonAnus: And who am I?
runabeat257: yep
BaronVonAnus: :O
runabeat257: yep
BaronVonAnus: Yep
runabeat257: larighty then
BaronVonAnus: You are a filthy whore!
runabeat257: your sister didnt think so
BaronVonAnus: Funny...
runabeat257: lol comedy all the way
BaronVonAnus: Because I don't have a sister
BaronVonAnus: It must have been my mother
runabeat257: yea i love funn ystuff
BaronVonAnus: And seeing as she didn't think you were a filthy whore... You talked to her all day about lawn gnomes
runabeat257: your sister didnt think so
BaronVonAnus: So true
runabeat257: ahh my computer keeps freezing on me!
BaronVonAnus: That is because of all the gayness you present it with
runabeat257: it can't be me
runabeat257: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot talk to all your friends by visiting -Removed Ad-
BaronVonAnus: OK
BaronVonAnus: I will
BaronVonAnus: I will indeed
BaronVonAnus: You are a Filthy Whore!
BaronVonAnus: All my friends are dead! Hahahahahhaa!
BaronVonAnus: Are you a....
BaronVonAnus: Sex bot?
BaronVonAnus: Fuck me damn you!
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Well there you have it folks!
Discuss!!!
Mike
More AIM convos!
LGlassy: Babeh
BaronVonAnus: :-'
LGlassy: I need your love
BaronVonAnus: But, I am seeing another man
LGlassy: so?
BaronVonAnus: :o
BaronVonAnus: What if he comes home during our homosexual happy time
LGlassy: Who is it?
BaronVonAnus: It is..... Josh Bend
LGlassy: OMFG NOE!
LGlassy: Not bedn
BaronVonAnus: His gift to me, was the HIV virus, he gave it to me, and I fell for him like a ton of bricks
LGlassy: Ill give you clap...
LGlassy: and aids.
BaronVonAnus: I don't know what the clap is
BaronVonAnus: No one does
BaronVonAnus: Not even doctors
LGlassy: Just shut the hell up and suck me
BaronVonAnus: What will you give me?
BaronVonAnus: Will you give me a ham sandwich?
BaronVonAnus: :o
LGlassy is idle at 3:19:22 AM.
LGlassy is no longer idle at 3:25:47 AM.
LGlassy: I was taking a shit
LGlassy: and yes
BaronVonAnus: Yes to what?
LGlassy: Ham
LGlassy: you get it
BaronVonAnus: :O
BaronVonAnus: Be you a demon?
BaronVonAnus: How did you know that is what I wanted?
BaronVonAnus: Demon!
LGlassy: You told me.
BaronVonAnus: Pffft, that is what a demon would say.
LGlassy: And I serve under the reign of archamonde.]
LGlassy: MWAHAHAHAHAHAH
BaronVonAnus: :O
BaronVonAnus: He has sex with ham
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Mike
Ref, I take it you may be against racism, but you are pro-prejudice!
Am I right? Because I am pretty sure from seeing what you stand for that sums you up!
At 6/7/04 12:30 AM, Recoil21 wrote: Somone please help, I'm pissing myself off, with the most simple thing
There is a flash forum for a reason!
I hope you can figue out what reason that is!
At 6/7/04 02:43 AM, PowerMad wrote: they do suck except 8-bit theater
Don't copy my sig you fucking faggot!
At 6/3/04 01:00 AM, Sexatron wrote: Your User name is truly gay too you are no where close to being the king of the bbs. No one knows you.
My oh my, if your post doesn't scream "hey look at me, I am a faggot n00b" I don't know else would!
At 5/31/04 09:53 AM, Apricot_Muffin wrote: somebody give me some good insults all mine suck?
You are a worthless waste of space which no one likes what so ever.
Your mother killed herself as soon as you were born because she hated knowing she gave birth to such a worthless pile of garbage. You really need to stop living in a house, and live in a garbage can where you should be!
Oh yeah, and this isn't an insult, nor am I giving it to you, it is just the truth, which hurts sometime!
Now crawl away moron, and go back under what ever rock you came from!
Make a club about the bunny girl in "There she is" and I will join!
I would plug that slut really nasty!
But she has AIDS, therefore I will die much younger all beause of her sleeping around!
At 5/31/04 09:47 AM, dune1 wrote: I found this pic on the net. It's probably a fake but it did freak me out a little.
Yeah, there is no way that kids is that ugly!
At 5/31/04 09:41 AM, Baron_Von_Good_Guy wrote: I don't know who it is either, but that person's other recent posts are all mean-natured! There is a certain art to using an alt account, and that person needs to learn how to use it correctly!
Mike
Yes indeed, people like us have the art of alts down very good,
Though I still am unsure of who you really are, my new guess is _Ctiger_ however, if this muffin person isn't a stupid alt, he is an even more stupid member!
Mike
Get a new account!? I have never heard of such a crazy thing!!!
Mike
At 5/30/04 12:26 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: The irony is delicious.
Mike
lol, indeed, I am waiting for the flame from clueless members!
Mike
Change the names of the flash you want deleted to like "Flash kid delete 1" and then ask wade or liljim to do it, though it may take them a while seeing as they are busy!
I find BBS nerdy n00bs to be the best to eat! While I eat them they ask me things like "How come I have not leveled up after all these reviews?"
Silly n00bs!!!
At 5/28/04 01:01 AM, Crimson_Edge wrote: ... Your point is? That wouldn't be making him look cool.. that would be making him look like Duke Nukem.. and the only good Duke Nukem was the one for N64.
Yes, and I made that last post just so you would bring up the only good Duke Nukem, which was the only one I made, which I only made so you would post about it and I could show off my greatness!
Besides, evil lolly is so two weeks ago.
No, I am making this post from two weeks in the future at that time it is cool again all because of me posting in this topic!
My greatness has no limits!
At 5/27/04 07:34 PM, EXPiICiT wrote: this guy brought a blade, so he wanted to see it. then when he was done, he 'passed' the blade and almost stabbed it into my brian- cuz i dropped my pencil and i picked it up. If it wasnt for the pencil, i would be fucking dead!
I gave him that blade and told him to show it off, I also made him pass the blade so it would almost stab you, but I saved your life by making you drop your pencil, all just so you would make this topic here on Newgrounds and I would then have something to post in. That my good sir is just how great I am!!!
HOW DARE YOU!
No one is better then me!
I am so great, I went back in time with the time machine I built to when Jesus was crucified, I walked up to him while he was on the cross and put sun glasses over his eyes, but not just any sunglasses, oakley sunglasses, just so he would look that much cooler while he was up there!
That is just a taste of my greatness!
Now kneel!
At 5/26/04 08:55 AM, BunnyLock wrote: 1. I'm Not Gay
2. Still Not Gay
3. Oh, Look At That, Still Not Gay
You stated three times how you are not happy.
The reason you are not happy may be because you are a n00b!
Points and laughs!
HAHAHAHA!
At 5/12/04 03:25 PM, gooffy123 wrote: I also agree with you.
Oh god, not this idiot again.
Please leave, you are the biggest n00b on Newgrounds, you were stupid enough to think that by reviewing movies you would get exp, which was bad enough, but you went on to review tons of movies, giving even the ones you liked all 0's because you were to dumb and lazy to make a good review, and you thought the more reviews you had, the higher your level would be.
Then you even asked people how to level up in your reviews which you gave al 0's to.
I can only imagine just how long it took you to figure out how to turn on your computer.
Moron!!!!
At 5/10/04 09:12 AM, Dogmega wrote: #3 If you don't have anything better to do, FUCK OFF.
You probably don't even know what this topic is about because you are a worthless sack of shit that no one cares about!!!
At 5/8/04 10:47 PM, gooffy123 wrote: ass, i did read the faq. I didn't understand it. I gave out reviews just now 25 because as u can see at the beggin of this bbs they sayed review. i was just trying to get 25 reviews of 2day.
If you can't understand the FAQ then you should not be allowed on a computer, idiot!
Go, go and never come back!!!
Yeah all you have to do is open the sound recorder and talk to your computer, as was already said.
At 5/8/04 03:52 AM, gfoxcook wrote: heh. My alt account recently hit level 12... does that make it even less neat-seeming? #;-}>
My alt account is a level 11 with a voting power of 7.42!!!
At 5/4/04 09:56 AM, Slash808 wrote: Why would you have alternate accounts just to have fun when you can accumulate more posts on a single account? I don't see the purpose except to start up havoc...
Gee, because Newgrounds is ABOUT HAVING FUN!!!!
Ugh!
At 5/4/04 08:04 AM, State_of_emergency wrote: OWNED! man, this is so fun. At mourning, baron and SOE are just miled manored loseres. but at late night, they become loseres AND JACKASSES!!!
It is really a blast.
It also helps to get people posting! Seeing as the BBS was dead for awhile!
At 5/4/04 06:08 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: Ask XwaynecoltX.... he will tell you wether ure a member or not.
Wow, I like how nice you are to people you think are new members!
Maybe when you notice who I really am you will change your tune?
No?
Yes?
At 5/4/04 07:55 AM, _stem_ wrote: guys stop replying to this topic so it can just DIE.
You should have learned that for the most part, people just read the start of the topic and then jump into flame.
It's fun, why not join in?
At 5/4/04 07:49 AM, snopaloopa wrote: Man, mike, this whups boo-tay. wanna be jackass's together?
Sounds like a plan!
We are the rulers of Newgrounds!
Not all you n00bs!
At 5/4/04 07:35 AM, Slash808 wrote: I'll be good from now on, I promise =)
Really?
You can try and be good, you will just never be as good as me!
Te-He!
