273 Forum Posts by "IHateBaronVonBadGuy"
I'm hard for Mario.
At 5/16/05 04:23 PM, Baron_Von_Bad_Guy wrote: Fuck Newgrounds.
I agree.
At 5/16/05 04:24 PM, InnocentBystander wrote: Word
Exactly.
At 5/16/05 04:26 PM, burnttoast5 wrote: KRYPTO penis
You took the words right out of my mouth.
LOL @ NG!!!
At 5/12/05 10:15 PM, KimPossibIe wrote: No all caps post, keep all caps to a minimum. Not that you wrote in all caps of course.
Because we all know you are a moderator...
At 5/9/05 07:14 PM, ShinDenjin wrote: man I'd have whistled the fvck out of it.
Wow, you sound like a faggot.
At 5/3/05 10:16 AM, revexe wrote: Wow...I know this has nothing to do with but....you are beautiful :)
At 4/1/05 04:39 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: "Hello, are you the Newgrounds Baron Von Bad Guy because you look like you do." So he says "Yes, I am.
Both you and Baron Von Bad Guy are faggots!
At 5/2/05 01:12 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: Afraid not.
I have lost all hope for the human race...
:(
At 5/1/05 07:10 AM, Nera wrote: Final Fantasy i think Cloud,Squall or Tidus.
They all have AIDS.
:(
Jesus, from that game The Bible.
At 5/1/05 04:16 AM, Kushed wrote: Tom goes to the Mayor...
Tom Goes To The Mayor > Your life!
At 4/30/05 06:30 PM, Bennett143 wrote: These damn users that are n00bs
LOL
At 4/30/05 06:51 AM, many_monkeys wrote: What should I tell him???
Tell him that if he ever wants to be successful at life, he must disown you as a friend.
Anyone in this thread trying to "prove" their intelligence officially fails at the internet.
At 1/29/05 12:21 PM, Tanooki_John wrote: What kind of bannor is this anyways? "This makes me better than you"? Yeah right.
FYI being a level 1 does not necessarily make someone a “n00b,” and being a level 9 does not prevent someone from being a “n00b”. Your actions define that. And so far, all your actions have done is prove to everyone that you are a complete and utter moron! You tell people to "just ignore the flamers" and yet you flame everyone who so much as says one thing negative about Pokemon!
You also seem to think your flames actually hold some worth. They "own" now one! They are just worthless drivel which you spew forth in an unintelligent fashion, making a complete moron out of yourself. For fucks sake man, you don't even know how to reply to more than one post at a time! You really need to take a good look at yourself before you attempt to flame someone.
Give it a rest.
At 1/28/05 12:12 PM, jello_i wrote: alts rock
Alts are for fucking faggots!
>:(
At 1/28/05 06:48 AM, Tanooki_John wrote: So,...
n00b? lol!
At 1/28/05 06:39 AM, Tanooki_John wrote: I hope Baron Von Bad Guy crushes you!
Baron Von Bad Guy? Crush me?
HA
Baron Von Bad Guy is a worthless fag!
Everyone who likes him is a worthless fag!
Everyone who is indiffrent to him is a worthless fag!
Everyone who doesn't hate him is a worthless fag!
He is much better than ICP, that's for sure.
At 12/4/04 02:41 PM, Tanooki_John wrote: you know, Quittich
If it were a real, it would be the gayest sport... EVER!
Even more gay than "Homosexual midget wrestling."
What the hell is Pokemon?
A sexually transmitted disease?
Best chat evur!
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NG Baron Von Bad: So, The Flames Fan, what are your views on donkeys?
CSCU marineman: Why sir,I don't like them
CSCU marineman: They sit around
CSCU marineman: Shit
CSCU marineman: And let people ride them
CSCU marineman: They're really gay.
CSCU marineman: THIS
CSCU marineman: ISNT
CSCU marineman: WORKING
CSCU marineman: FUCK THIS
NG Baron Von Bad: WTF
CSCU marineman: I know
CSCU marineman: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYY
NG Baron Von Bad: Sir, I believe you need to have sex with a midget
CSCU marineman: Why yes I agree.
CSCU marineman: Long as its greasy.
NG Baron Von Bad: But of course
NG Baron Von Bad: There is no other way to have sex with a midget
CSCU marineman: Yes
NG Baron Von Bad: They can cure aids you know
NG Baron Von Bad: They have the cure for it in their ass
CSCU marineman: Who would win a fight to the death, Only useing a broken chair leg, And pee wee hermans hand? Styx or Kiss?
NG Baron Von Bad: Hmmmm....
NG Baron Von Bad: I would have to say, neither
NG Baron Von Bad: Bob Dole would beat the shit out of them
CSCU marineman: I knew it.
CSCU marineman: Man
CSCU marineman: He would make a great president
CSCU marineman: Like nixon.
NG Baron Von Bad: Yes, but Nixon would have been better if he had two vagina's rather than only one
CSCU marineman: Why, Who wouldn't?
NG Baron Von Bad: George W Bush
CSCU marineman: Can I tell you a secert?
NG Baron Von Bad: Sure
NG Baron Von Bad: But only if you promise to tell the secret to the rest of Newgrounds
CSCU marineman: I'm really richard simmons, And I'm here to tell you
CSCU marineman: To buy my new video
CSCU marineman: SWEATING TO THE RAP
NG Baron Von Bad: HOLLY SHIT!
CSCU marineman: It has all the new pimpin anti christ rap loving 50 cent songs
NG Baron Von Bad: Sir, I have something to tell you!
CSCU marineman: Ok.
NG Baron Von Bad: I am Billy Blank, fonder of Tai Boi!
CSCU marineman: What?
NG Baron Von Bad: I mean
NG Baron Von Bad: To say
NG Baron Von Bad: Jesus loves you
CSCU marineman: I knew that
CSCU marineman: He tells me that.
NG Baron Von Bad: But the question is, does Jesus love.... Bob Dylan?
CSCU marineman: No
CSCU marineman: His voice makes the baby jesus cry.
NG Baron Von Bad: Hmmmm
NG Baron Von Bad: What of Pee-Wee hermen, no doubt one of the greatest leaders of the anti-Library movement
CSCU marineman: Yes
CSCU marineman: Hes small though
CSCU marineman: Not enough meat on him.
NG Baron Von Bad: Yes, just like Michael Jordon
NG Baron Von Bad: They make him out to be really tall
NG Baron Von Bad: but he is really only 3'2
CSCU marineman: Wow
CSCU marineman: WHAT ABOUT SHAQ?
CSCU marineman: I mean
CSCU marineman: He has his own video game
CSCU marineman: SHAQ FU
NG Baron Von Bad: They all are short
CSCU marineman: THATS A LIE
NG Baron Von Bad: The tallest one is 3'11
CSCU marineman: Wow
NG Baron Von Bad: The camera just adds 5 feet
CSCU marineman: Is he greasey?
NG Baron Von Bad: Sure
NG Baron Von Bad: 90% of him is grease
CSCU marineman: Oh
CSCU marineman: Did you ever notice
NG Baron Von Bad: Remember that time he jumped in the ocean, and all those seals died?
CSCU marineman: Wendys hamburgers tastes like shoes.
CSCU marineman: Yes
CSCU marineman: Its because hes black.
NG Baron Von Bad: They are shoes
CSCU marineman: o
CSCU marineman: m
CSCU marineman: g
CSCU marineman: I should have knowen.
NG Baron Von Bad: Hmmmm, did you hear about Kermit the Frogs?
NG Baron Von Bad: Frog*
CSCU marineman: No
NG Baron Von Bad: He was the one behind 9/11
CSCU marineman: Oh
CSCU marineman: Are you sure?
NG Baron Von Bad: Indeed
CSCU marineman: but
CSCU marineman: The cookie monster.
CSCU marineman: He supplied money
NG Baron Von Bad: Yes, the money he made from pimping elmo off to Martha Stewart
CSCU marineman: Now really.
NG Baron Von Bad: That nutty bitch
CSCU marineman: Martha stewart has her morals.
CSCU marineman: You're just splurting poppy cock all over this facist joke of a conversion!
NG Baron Von Bad: :o
NG Baron Von Bad: Sir, I believe you just don't wish to hear the truth
NG Baron Von Bad: It has been infront of us for so long
NG Baron Von Bad: None of us ever wanted to look at the cold hard facts
CSCU marineman: ARE YOU
CSCU marineman: THE MATRIX?
NG Baron Von Bad: Why yes,
NG Baron Von Bad: Yes I am
NG Baron Von Bad: Now dance with me neo! Dance the dance of life!
CSCU marineman: No
NG Baron Von Bad: :O
CSCU marineman: WALLABES
NG Baron Von Bad: Pfffft
CSCU marineman: LEMMINGS
NG Baron Von Bad: The wallabes and lemmings are nothing but robots made by Walruses and midgets
CSCU marineman: yuuuuum
CSCU marineman: Greasey midgets.
NG Baron Von Bad: They make them in a factory somewhere inside Rossie Odonnalds ass
NG Baron Von Bad: She should have won the Miss America award
NG Baron Von Bad: Either that, or Mister Universe
CSCU marineman: Yes, I voted for her
NG Baron Von Bad: As did I
CSCU marineman: What about OJ simpson
CSCU marineman: I haven't heard much about the old fool
CSCU marineman: Doesn't he work for oreos cookie company?
NG Baron Von Bad: Last I heard, he fond the real killers, who killed his beloved wife, and her sex partner
NG Baron Von Bad: Found*
CSCU marineman: Oh
NG Baron Von Bad: Yes, it was all over the news
CSCU marineman: I heard he was working for the oreo cookie company making spy satilites that spy on the isle of men
CSCU marineman: I hear the have nuclear missle
CSCU marineman: Hidden in their mountains
CSCU marineman: Like batman.
NG Baron Von Bad: Yes, he does that as well
NG Baron Von Bad: Also
NG Baron Von Bad: 2Pac isn't dead
CSCU marineman: oh
NG Baron Von Bad: But, nobody likes him anymore, so everyone just acts like he died
CSCU marineman: Ya
NG Baron Von Bad: Did you know Santa is a member of the KKK?
CSCU marineman: Yes I did
CSCU marineman: I chat with him every week
NG Baron Von Bad: Yes, as do I
CSCU marineman: At our local community meeting
CSCU marineman: We always talk about them respected darker fellows
NG Baron Von Bad: ahahahaha
CSCU marineman: Eating our fried chicken
CSCU marineman: And our water mellons.
NG Baron Von Bad: Yes, little do they know, he is really a black man himself
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This chat > You!
Kthanx!
Looking at myself in the mirror as I think about how much better I am than everyone else.
At 1/14/05 11:09 AM, The_Armsman wrote: Sir, i find your manner rash and offensive. The brave Knight demands respect and honour.
Honor and respect can only be earned if you are a five year old girl who sucks the cocks of donkeys for a living.
At 1/14/05 11:03 AM, The_Brazen_Knight wrote: Blah Blah Blah!
HAHAHA!
At 1/14/05 10:58 AM, Baron_Von_Bad_Guy wrote: All these Baron, and none of them are my alts!
HAHAHA!
STFU you overrated sack of shit!
I HATE YOU ALL!

