273 Forum Posts by "IHateBaronVonBadGuy"
At 6/24/07 05:08 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: When we first met at the carnival
You were like some kind of amazing angel
Or something
I don't know
The mediocrity of earth wastes away
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Our love never f a d e s.
At 6/24/07 04:44 AM, HailFire wrote: If you have over 8000 posts, why the hell have I never seen you before?
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At 6/24/07 04:46 AM, ToxicWaster wrote: Because the fucking idiots blend in with the carpet around here.
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Please die.
This topic rocked my socks TWO YEARS! ago.
At 5/9/07 12:12 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: Those are some harsh words. You're likely to get banned for TWO YEARS!
But if I get all yiffy, Jonas might vote for me as the next mod TWO YEARS! from now.
In this awesome original well thought out topic that everyone loved so much TWO YEARS! ago.
Poxpower sucked TWO YEARS! before I did.
At 5/8/07 11:21 PM, Serphyas wrote: Whoa whoa whoa, back up. What about yiff?
I don't know much about this yiff you speak of, but I do know about TWO YEARS!
At 5/8/07 11:15 PM, yayihaveanemail wrote: Check the goddamn date.
TWO YEARS!
:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 Yiff.
At 5/8/07 11:11 PM, Rabid wrote: Take 730 days, diveide it by 365, and you get
TWO YEARS! Before math.
At 5/8/07 11:01 PM, Rabid-Echidna wrote:At 5/8/07 10:58 PM, BaronVonBadGuy wrote:*TWO YEARS!TWO YEARS!
That's right, you've asked for it, remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
*TWO YEARS!
As I ran toward dad lovingly, arms open wide, ready to hug him in rapture, he was gone for 7 years in the Ancient Egyptian/German war of 2012. Such love did we hold each other with, and there, right behind him, good old mom, still crippled from her bingo tournament. You helped mom up the stairs of our modestly middle class house. I, however, helped dad down stairs, this was something I never told you before Rabid. But that night, I locked lips with dad, he didn't like it, he thought it was weird, so I had to drug him. I went to apologize for my "un savoury" conduct by making him a stiff hard drink, his favorite, milk with chocolate syrup. Knowing how strong this drink tastes, I slipped a few of Mom's date rape drugs I keep handy into his drink. Before he knew it, he had passed out on the floor. And he was all mine. I pounded his as until it started to bleed, then I pounded it some more. I rolled him over, and beat off on his face, covering him with my special topping, he had the whipped cream I thought, he should have some chocolate too, so then I bent over, and dropped a magnificent deuce on his face.
Mom was always so beautiful, graceful and full of the love our father beat out of her. The frilly pink nightgown was something special, something she planned to wear on her honeymoon, but never did, because dad had already started beating her before she had the chance to put it on. I wanted to fulfill mom's dream, this time with a real man, not some loser like dad, but a real loving man, that man was you Rabid, and it still is. I pranced around like I pictured mom would act, if she were acting sexy. I put on some of her lipstick I always carried around, it was time for some head, and I was the sucker, I unzipped your pants and sucked on your special meat, then I stood up and pushed you down onto the bed of hot nails, so erotic. It was my turn to thrust my member in you, with such motherly love did I put into each motion, in and out, pushing and pulling. So wonderful. I asked you to call me Mom, I felt she would have wanted it, you did, right as I came inside you, champ.
On our way to Dallas, Tennessee, our Ford f150 ran out of fuel smack dab in the middle of the Sahara desert in the midst of a hurricane. Luckily your years of medical school, and watching macgyver paid off, stitching closed my wound with a cactus needle and your lucky piece of sting, Old Betsy. My consciousness faded, yet before I fainted I still recall your soft lips pressing against mine. It was about five hours later that George Michael from Wham ran into us in search of enlightenment and the cure for cancer. I recall the look of relief as he signal for his fellow firefighters to give us a ride to his castle in penns grove New Jersey.
It seemed no sooner had you thought of this, Dad burst into the room, deranged from drinking too much, that and the tropical whether in soviet Russia made him a bit mad. I remember him charging at you, wielding his violin like Excalibur. But you caught him off guard, you dodged his attack and forcefully punched him in the face, sending him to the ground. This wasn't enough to stop him though, he quickly got back on his feet, and slammed you against the wall. That's when it happened, I still remember that piercing feeling, so different from the feeling of your little Indian, his knife so full of hate. The scarlet liquid started pouring from me. It was then that you lost it, a look like I never had seen in your face crept on, it wasn't like you at all, it was like dad, only filled with righteousness. You beat him, you beat him dead... Though I hated him, I still felt sad that he had died, shortly after this thought rushed through my head, I fell into unconsciousness.
At 12/18/05 03:27 AM, BadReligionSkater wrote: I'm not quite sure which is worse..... the question or the answers.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
At 12/18/05 03:18 AM, Minion777 wrote: How long did Ozcar ban you to begin with?
15 days this time. I honestly believe it was because I posted pictures of myself with Marijuana, as he is an Anti-Drug idiot as well as a Mexican idiot.
At 12/18/05 03:09 AM, Minion777 wrote: Thats an impossible task at this point.
It has it's up's though, at least it keeps the topic on the top of the page.
Please stop fagging up my serious business topic.
At 12/18/05 02:54 AM, QuikGiraffe wrote: COCKED THE MOTHER FUCKER GOT COCKED
Relax.
At 12/18/05 02:43 AM, g0t wrote: What was the reason for ur banning baron?
"Reason for ban: Make your posts longer and better. + Picture spamming. [Pictures deleted] It seems you love the colonel, don't you? Come back when you grow up. (Or your mustache grows) ~Ozcar"
Just a quick heads up, a big congrats to Master_Inuyasha for reaching level 13!
Apparently, some people are unable to lighten up and not take things seriously, one of these people is Ozcar. Now many of you are probably saying, "lol wtf who are you" well obviously I am Baron Von Bad Guy, and despite my best efforts to amuse, praise or insult the many people of this BBS on this site for nearly three years now, it comes to my attention that it only takes one idiot in "power" (and I use that term loosely) to prevent a long time BBS regular from posting on said BBS.
Apparently my posts are too short for this moderator, apparently he is unable to distinguish sarcasm and satire from blatant ignorance, apparently obscure humor is lost on the simple minded. This is understandable however, the Authors original point must lose some of it's meaning when it's been put through Babelfish word translator. And, since this is my serious business post, I mine as well look seriously at the person who has been continuously banning me for every stupid reason he can vaguely comprehend. The posts this person has made down through the years have never improved at all, if anything they have become worse, leaking stupidity, ignorance and most damning of all, complete and utter un-originality.
Now I can't honestly say it "pains" me that I have been banned, or will be banned for an even longer period of time from this BBS, as, aside from about 20 members and moderators, you all fucking suck worse than I did when I first came to this site.
So what am I getting at? Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
Because I know that this will change nothing. No matter how many regulars rally behind my back, no matter how many members suck up to Ozcar and say "stfu, stup whining Ozcar is cool, he has his face and stuff! <(' '<)" I can guarantee that this will change nothing. My ban will probably be raised to 60 days at the least, Ozcar will continue telling various members to "grow up" due to taking things too seriously as he posts his daily 200+ posts of pure attention whoring, but whatever. I'd like to say this is my goodbye topic, but it isn't. When I find myself bored, Newgrounds is still an interesting site to fuck around on.
I'd also like to say I have some magnificent way to wrap this up, but I don't. So I'll just leave you with this:
Mike
At 8/31/05 12:53 AM, -hellraiser- wrote: you called ozkar a fag! :O "NO NO NO!"
He's also Mexican.
Remember that time you banned me and I called you a fag?
Yeah, that was swell
Love, Baron Von Bad Guy, fag.
