273 Forum Posts by "IHateBaronVonBadGuy"
For a while, I only enjoyed their album preformed with the almighty Mike Patton of Faith No More, Mr Bungle and Fanomas fame. I recently put in my old D.E.P. album "Calculating Infinity." I knew they were technical from when I first bought the album, but now with a further knowledge of music, Jesus Christ, I've never heard any form of music as complex as the stuff these guys have created. For example, their song "43% Burnt" the speed, bizarre time structured rhythms and frequent switches astounded me, then they have this incredible break unlike anything I've heard.
I thought Slayer was one of the fastest playing, fascinating, heaviest artists, but nothing compares to the intensity of The Dillinger Escape Plan, from speed, to the technical, to intensity, it's an overall speed assault of insanity never before portrayed musically.
Comparatively, I'd equate their music with the precision of a surgeon on Meth, and the intensity as that felt from the surgeons patient who was awake through the entire surgery.
Well, I see the general intelligence of the Newgrounds public hasn't changed.
http://baronvonbadguy.newgrounds.com/
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9782 29
Since this happened, my primary E-Mail was hacked into as well, preventing me from fully regaining control of my account. At this point in time however I really didn't care, because I had enough of the stalker bullshit on Newgrounds, and prior to my hacking, was only posting things to try and draw out those who seem to have an unhealthy obsession with me.
After this, I lived with my former girlfriend at her house for a few months, and really didn't give a shit about Newgrounds.
But now that I have somewhat more time on my hands, I'd be interested in acquiring my old account.
Any admin can see that this account I'm using now comes from the same IP address as my primary, and has had long been used as my primary alternate account. With what ever information I may need to provide I will do so. I've never told my account password to anyone. So perhaps those responsible for hacking my account, could actually get a their little nerd hacker accounts banned or fucked with.
Bah,
~Mike
There will come a day, when the Almighty BaronVonBadGuy account which was hacked into, will Rise from it's ashes much like a Phoenix. Oh what a day, the day the entire BBS will groan in unison, knowing that the BBS most hated regular makes his return!
VERILY THE HOLOCAUST WILL REPEAT 10 FOLD THAT DAY!
At 4/24/09 01:42 AM, Syphonik wrote: What do you think?
What are you, gay?
Stop being a little bitch and get a Station Wagon.
Happy birthday G, been a while.
At 4/22/09 04:26 AM, yhar wrote: What are the consequences of breaking that rule? She's hot... and 13.
Going to jail would be the worst.
Having hot jailbait sex would be the best.
It's a fact, within 3 years time, Hannah Montana will be the supreme ruler of the world, with in 5 years, she'll be The Supreme Glorious Ruler of The Universe. And within 6 years time, she'll be the Master of Time, Space and all Dimensions, eventually becoming the supreme Deity beyond good and evil.
I've had a vision, in it Hannah Montana dictated that all girls her age and under must be sacrificed in her name, as well as any feminine boys who might be mistaken for a female.
She is to forever be the youngest female on this planet, and eventually throughout all reality. Her goal will be, after mastering time, to continually fluctuate through ages 14-16.
Eventually the only things watchable will be shows/plays/movies/porn/ she is all the actors in, any song listened to must be entirely made by her. So it would be wise to force yourself into liking everything she's in. Eventually, however, her hatred for all who are not Hannah Montana will grow, and we will all be cast into hell. So make the best of it while you still can.
Hail Hannah Montana, Supreme Overlord and All High Deity over all!
She also wanted me to inform you of this pledge we'll all have to recite every 3 minutes.
"I Pledge Allegiance, To Hannah Montana, Of the United Slaves of Hannah Montana.
And to Hana Montana, for Hannah Montana, One Suppression Under Hannah Montana
With Pain and Misery for all (Except for Hannah Montana.)
Do they still have "The Dobio Awards" or did he die in a fire/get a life?
What I don't understand are all these new trends, like "Scene" what the fuck does a "Scene" kid represent? What music do they listen to? Are they like Goth/Emo just more queer?
I play with action figures for around 5-7 hours a day!
Link thought he finally beat Gannon, oh no he didn't, because Gannon summoned his friend Spawn to rape Zelda's bitch ass. Try as they might, the Mario Brothers couldn't help, so they got together with Sephiroth and Captain Planet and beat the shit out of Spawn, that is until Bebop and Rocksteady barged in, letting all of them know that Master Shredder Kidnapped The Ninja Turtles and Crang would soon sell them into slavery if The Power Rangers didn't steal all 7 of the Dragon Balls from Goku and his friends.
Luckily Spiderman had teamed up with Venom to rescue the Ninja Turtles, but what they found shocked them, 10,000 lego men were being sent to concentration camps by Bizzaro Superman in Crangs factory...
IF ONLY THE SAILOR SCOUTS WERE HERE!
I don't smoke anymore, but I do have a feeling weed will be legal within the next 8 years.
I'm all for it.
At 4/20/09 01:41 AM, wegra2007 wrote: Smoking's bad for you, you know.
BIRDO HAS A COCK!
At 4/20/09 12:55 AM, Molotov wrote: Got my $150 ounce of mids and gonna be puffin it throughout the 24 hours of this day that i'm awake.
Only like a year and a half ago an O of high mids would be like 100-120... I would say it's a good thing I don't smoke anymore, but the shit I've replaced it with is even more expensive....
The primary problem with Lucid Dreaming is the fact that once you become conscious you are dreaming, you often have to force yourself from waking up.
I myself find leaving my mind to it's own subconscious devices to be the most enjoyable.
Screamo, such faggotry. Put all those Screamo bands in the pit of a Dillinger Escape Plan concert and watch them get their vagina's ripped.
Cesspool swimming swine!
I was before all of you, and yet you jest.
THE TIME FOR TALK IS OVER, NOW IS THE TIME FOR ACTION!
How I'VE Watched and Waited from a distance.
Looking Down upon you all from MY Heavenly Abode.
I'VE seen man evolve from mud, NAY SHIT, YOU SHIT SUCKING MUD FUCKERS, TURNED SHIT FUCKING MUD SUCKERS!
I'VE been Crucified from Pluto to Uranus, Mars to Neptune to Hana Montana's Fluffy Orange Vagina in the name of your stupidity!
I'VE witnessed Chris Hansen turn into a tentacle monster and rape ALL THE WORLDS CHILDREN with his HERPES RIDDEN COCKS.
I'VE laughed from the future as the white man becomes the minority, VERILY THERE WILL BE A KFC AT EVERY STREET CORNER AND A PITCHER OF KOOL-AID AT EVERY BEDSIDE!
And You, YOU, the Pathetic Public of a Mediocre Media Manipulated Society, Consuming Consumerism as Women Consume the Crust from Oprah's Ass Hairs!
Pimply faced nerds with Diabetes run the internet from high atop their computer chairs!
Oh if only they knew they would choke on their own fat within a range of 1-7 years time, perhaps they would attempt to put down their Mayo covered Ranch Flavored Nacho's, and Vamp Energy Drinks and walk outside, even if only for an instant. THE SEMI-FRESH/MILDLY POLLUTED AIR FROM OUTSIDE WOULD CAUSE THEIR GILLS TO COLLAPSE FREEING THE WORLD FROM THEIR BINARY BONERY!
Alas, even the Counter-Culture has become a Cult of Crapulous Proportions! By being the same, did you actually expect to be different!? HA! You've only become the unwashed underside of MTV 2600's reality shows! Wipe the paint off your face and pentagram's from your nutsacks! You've Degenerated into your own form of Dogmatic Dipshitery!
As for MYSELF, the ULTIMATE AND MOST ADVANCED FORM BEYOND THAT OF EVOLUTIONS GRASP!
I'VE returned, if only for a moment, to compare my ALMIGHTY AWESOMENESS to you, the most lowly, uninteresting dregs of the worlds excrement. HOW BLESSED you all are, to be able to stare in amazement at your computer screen, looking in pure stupification at MY GLORIOUS WORDS!
I'VE NO DOUBT SPED UP YOUR EVOLUTIONARY PROCESSES BY BILLIONS UPON BILLIONS OF YEARS!
Now go in peace my disappointments, go and be depressed, for tomorrow, you will still be the same as you are today!
Signed, with love,
~Mike
At 7/10/08 10:50 PM, DawnOfDusk wrote: lmao, sry for the double post guys =(
Still got me banned, go figurer all these new mods with no idea how to run things.
At 7/10/08 10:48 PM, DawnOfDusk wrote: How did "Jonas" make u put that pic. up their?
lol, log off Newgrounds until you grasp what Newgrounds is.
At 7/10/08 10:46 PM, DawnOfDusk wrote:At 7/10/08 09:56 PM, BaronVonBadGuy wrote:How did "Jonas" make u put that pic. up their?At 7/10/08 09:48 PM, absent wrote: JonasLOL, Furry.
Because he is a furry faggot.
At 7/4/07 12:05 AM, Rabid wrote: That reminds me of the time I was repairing my car in the garage at night, but it fell off the jack and made a loud noise and woke everyone up.
So I was outside at the park, fucking Serphyras aunt, when she woke up from her deep sleep in bed, because I was being too loud, singing on the roof.
This one time it was late at night, and I was playing Football with my dad inside the house, we were being quiet, because my mother was sleeping, but then she woke up.
At 6/29/07 03:29 AM, BonusStage wrote: Is it water on the knee?
A whole bucket see?
Provocative yet subtle.
At 6/24/07 05:56 AM, Rabid wrote: Down with the clown?
Up with the mime?
Left with the right?
Right with the world?
Milk for your bread
And butter for your wound
A horrible sight
At 6/24/07 05:45 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: I heard it through the grapevine
Not much longer would you be mine
Oh I heard it through the grapevine
And now my soul lays withered on the floor
Bling bling Bling
Diamond ring
Diamond grill
Throw some D's on that bitch
And it
burns
burns
burns
The ring of
Fire
At 6/24/07 05:14 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: As we grow old together, side by side
You lay on your death bed facing me
One last thing is certain in this last moment
Wu-Tang-Clan aint nothin' to fuck with
Like the winter mist
Or the summers snow
Awaiting your kiss
I'm ready to show
You
My
Love
Tonight
