Found a Genie
wished for 999 billion more wishes
wished me and her had no STDs
wished she took birth control regularly
wished she could simulate having sex with girls I knew or wished to have sex with
???
PROFIT

So you are Zero Punctuation except not as funny

I can't go 2 minutes without negativity!

At 9/13/09 08:47 AM, Gagsy wrote:

No worries, it wasn't about ignoring me, just the content of my post. I don't want to come off as big headed but I know a fair bit about animals and their behavior and shit.

Gagsy likes Animal Shit

At 9/14/09 09:59 AM, FatJoe214 wrote: Wow I'm religous but not so damn religous I wanna ban something, let people beleive what they wanna beleive hell even I beleive in evolution.

If you are Christian you are soooo hypocritical

Religious Americans have basically made it to where you see what they want you to see.

Maybe I wanna see the movie? Well fuck it I can't thanks to the American Christians.

Yeah, those Romans should have known those barbarian Goths would bite them in the ass.

Yeah, I have been playing too much Age of Empire 2. I blame the Romans because they started using barbarian Goths to fight their battles, stupid Romans...

The Romans should have known those barbarians would bite them in the ass.

I have been thinking a lot about a multiverse theory, the theory that there are other universes, just a little different.

Like where all chairs are made of snake skin, ice cubes are made of diamonds only, or we never saw the dark ages.

Any extreme you think of, there could be a universe with it, so while watching the history channel I thought of the last example. Imagine if we never saw the Dark Ages, where Rome controlled all of the world, where Julius Ceasar is still alive and living on Venus, where we were in Space by the 1300s.

Imagine how awesome our world would be if this was true...

I know a girl medic on Tf2 she sucks demo/soldier cock and never heals me, SCOUTS NEED HEALING TOO!

Also, pokemon over final fantasy, your thread is horrible, go get brutally raped and have a little boy nuclear bomb shoved up your dick

At 9/6/09 09:50 PM, kamelona wrote: Obviously there's a lot of possible hybridism involved in this, but I wasn't being specific when I gave examples like Zelda and Batman.
If you honestly haven't played at least some of the classics, you can't call yourself a True Gamer because those are the types of people that are 12-year old boys that only like Halo 3 and CoD, like people that can't carry a conversation about future games past Modern Warfare 2 and Halo ODST.

I, despite what some might say, could/would/should categorize myself in the True Gamer genre because I can play any/every game, even if I don't like it I will at least give it a chance.

I would actually only put my little brother in the casual gamer section because as much as I love the guy, his attention only stays on one game at a time (Pokemon right now :( srsly?) and when I tried to show him FFVII, he only expressed boredom and the want to go back to his little genre.

Btw, my favorite game of all time is actually LoZ: LttP so I'm not generation biased.

You fail, my little sister is 12, she plays halo, call of duty, mario, my atari 7800, pacman digdug, galaga, forza 1&2, need for speed, sim city, she is exceptionally good, stop making examples of people you fucking idiot. GO THE FUCK AWAY

At 9/13/09 02:59 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: A beverage that isn't refreshing, people will need to drink more, and more, and more, but they will always be thirsty.

That, that's. that is fucking horrible

At 9/13/09 02:46 PM, budda121 wrote: i believe it is called "SyFy".

post stealer

At 9/13/09 02:07 AM, PaperBagMask wrote: Do you stock Battle Toads?

this

also, why the fuck all the praise for gamestop, they stick used games with the stickers labeled new un cases together

FUCK YOU GAMESTOP, I WANTED PORTAL I GET IT FROM YOU, IT DIDN'T WORK BECAUSE IT WAS SCRATCHED TO HELL THEN YOU DON'T REFUND IT? I CAN PLAY HALF LIFE YOU FUCKING DICKS!

At 9/13/09 01:45 PM, Perversion wrote: Pokemon is flawed because they believe in evolution, but there is a god pokemon who created all the pokemon. Now who's a pokeatheist and who's a pokechristian?

Arceus only made the universe you twat, it isn't god

At 9/13/09 10:36 AM, Jackho wrote: 1st person.

This, even though being on 3rd person in Tf2 isn't that bad, I would play it either way.

At 9/12/09 08:22 PM, kidd25 wrote: i want to know why does bowser hate mario?

He gets paid to ride go-karts/eat him/steal his princess all the time, they don't hate, they just clock in

To get event pokemon you get an action replay, then get pokesav.
goto pokemonproject.com or .org
go to the irc and ask about pokesav for d/p/pt soon they may have one for SS HG

At 9/10/09 02:54 AM, Simple wrote: EVERY bug type pokemon. I have never found one that I have had the patience to use throughout the game, without using exp share to level it up.

They fucking suck.

Patience is the least you need with a motherfucking ninjask, sword's dance, slash, focus sash = fucking win.

I control f'd and didn't find ninjask, thank a religious idol

I fucking hate legendaries that aren't Groudon, along with shiny pidgeys. Rember that ED article?

Imagine me finding the pidgey during an arguement with my abusive father and he breaking my gameboy. I hope he gets brutally raped and burned because of that shiney pidgey encounter...

At 9/13/09 01:54 PM, dx5231 wrote:

At 9/13/09 12:08 PM, Igotaname13 wrote: I USED TO HAVE 15MB/S :[

15 MB/S? Damn, that is fucking fast.

Yes, its like a riches to rags story

At 9/13/09 12:44 PM, Mendou wrote: I want 10+ Mbps internet.

(

Hell yeah you would, time seems to slow down

holy fucking shit I was joking about that 14kb/s but I just went to speedtest.net, I am getting .14mb/s

Conspiracy

this place is so fast at this horrible speed.

I feel like Carl Brutananadilewski except he has a fucking cable modem, like I used to have :,[

At 9/13/09 12:11 PM, wreckages wrote: quit being a selfish faggot. get yourself a job and pay for the line yourself.

I have a job, pretty much the busboy of a pizza place, but I only get 7 bucks a day. I can't pay for 15mb/s

That's how fast I am downloading porn and loading pages.

I fucking hate being poor, where the fuck is the 200 dollars in child support a month my dad owes me?

ALSO FUCK YOU LAPTOPS! AND FUCK YOU WIRELESS! WHOEVER CREATED THE MOUSEPAD!

I USED TO HAVE 15MB/S :[

My dick will never get close to your mouth.

At 9/3/09 06:58 PM, Guest8792 wrote: But that's Jules.

BUT THAT'S JULES? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO JULES IS?

Motherfucker

The fault of clicking on this thread