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At 2/21/09 04:47 PM, Basspro55 wrote: My record is 17 hours in one day and that was recent what about you? Did any of you ever sleep two days in a row?

Yeah, I've slept for 24 hours straight once, but I'm getting whooped by longer times -_-'

At 2/22/09 12:39 PM, nickisnew wrote: Who gave you your first ban and why?
Mine was EyeLovePoozy for bumoing a topic.

I don't remember, but I think it was a miserable jackass who said my post was only userpage worthy. Stupid jackass mods....

At 2/22/09 08:37 PM, GATOONA wrote: It's true. Especially in Darfur. If the kids are not willing to join the rebel army, they are hanged like this horse. Sad day for humanity.

LAWLZ! You got me! Oh, making fun of the plight in Darfur is so hilarious! BTW, you're a total jackass. And if you couldn't tell, the italics meant it was sarcasm.

At 10/12/08 07:44 PM, TJoyal wrote:

At 10/12/08 07:41 PM, Toasty3D wrote:

At 10/12/08 07:39 PM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote: What's the point?

Porn on a bigger screen.

None of you guy's have found your Father's porn movie stash yet?

Found it? Fuck, I helped him move it into the attic.

At 10/12/08 09:06 PM, Somepurson wrote:

At 10/12/08 08:55 PM, CleansingFlame wrote:

At 10/12/08 07:36 PM, Toasty3D wrote: Does anybody else use their PS3/Wii/whatever to look up porn?

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You're telling me that paying $14.99 a month for a subscription to "Asian chicks on sticks" was a bad investment?

I'm not afraid to say this almost made me piss myself with laughter...

At 10/30/07 09:42 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Might be hilarious. Might spell death for the series.

They are taking five colorful characters and giving them a show... And more facial hair... So, that's neat.

All I got to say is KICK ASS!!!!!!!!!

At 10/12/08 06:09 PM, MAXPAYNE4664 wrote: What are some awesome horror movies that are essential? I'm planning to go buy at least 5 movies before Halloween arrives and watch them while I give candy to trick or treaters.

Big Mamma's House! (Shutter) One "Black Guy pretends to be a fat woman" comedy is enough to scare anyone into a death fright!

But seriously, Nightmare on Elm Street is a classic that shouldn't be ignored.

Can you say "PWNED"?!?!?!

Shit....click on my sig.

At 10/12/08 10:33 PM, agustana wrote: One time Purpin told me that if I googled kiddy porn the law would show up at my house. I was scared, but the law never showed up.

I think we've all made that mistake at one time or another.....

I jitzed all over my underwear, so when I put them on, they were all sticky (it's happened more than once.

At 9/1/08 04:53 PM, Sekhem wrote: mmmm guitars

Remember seeing something about those on youtube (jeeperscreepersmedia, or something). The flesh-colored guitars look like little dicks, lol!

^^have to agree with you there.

At 1/16/08 03:26 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Gary from Canis Canem Edit (Bully for you Yanks).

The entire game builds up to the climactic battle. Only for it to be over in a few punches.

I have to agree with you there, my friend. Total disapointment. The panty snatching mission was harder than that easy shit.

At 12/24/07 10:05 AM, IamWeird33 wrote:

At 12/1/07 08:46 PM, Sistine1408 wrote: bitey from brackenwood, clubby the seal )or maybe one of the peachies), and, of course, blockhead.

See somebody understands me!

Fancy Pants Man was going to be a character (awesome, IMHO), but a time delay on his sprites killed that chance. Man, I'd love to play as FPM. -SIGH-

At 1/21/08 10:23 PM, Joe-Cool wrote: You bastards.

It passed judgement, but barely. If this thread was made a little earlier, it probably would have gotten blammed. Don't make threads to call for score attacks on flashes.

A mod has been notified too.

Does anyone else want to kick this fucker's ass? What a sick, sad individual. I don't know where he gets off, saying an obvious pedophiles' dream flash is innocent. I just........don't know what to say. He needs to die.

At 1/22/08 12:01 AM, THEJamoke wrote: Stage one complete

Nice sandwich! Personally, I'd go Strawberry!

At 1/22/08 12:04 AM, THEJamoke wrote: The players have taken the field

DAMN YOU, YOU AWESOME BASTARD! I'm sooooooooooo hungry now! I gotta make one of those for myself, and CONSUME THAT.....DEATHTRAP! Looks like I have something for my friends and I to eat this weekend. Thanks man. Your stupidity will clog our arteries, and we'll love it.

At 12/10/07 06:57 AM, LastSpartan wrote: That was a pretty entertaining story, reminds me of the time this fat kid called me gay for buying Guitar Hero 3. He said I should stop wasting my time with a toy, and take up playing the real thing. I told him to take up a diet, so he could fit his fat ass out the door. Then I laughed at him and said he was doomed to a life of diabetes and fat jokes, then he ran out crying.

Oh, dude! This shit just made my day! Thanks for the EPIC story. Seriously, that has to be true, because that's something a pathetic, overweight, sad kid would say. Probably can't play, because it takes him too much energy to stand to play the game and use the guitar, so he takes it out on others.

At 1/5/08 10:24 PM, Alastor wrote: Hi pals. I almost can't believe I'm making a topic with the word 'anime' in it but after watching Akira (at MattTheParanoidKatt's recommendation) last night, I've developed a taste for anime with gratuitous violence and shocking imagery.

I know there are a few of you who watch this sort of shit so tell me some really good stuff I can watch.

Find and watch Fucking "X". Great anime, and a stripper gets killed, to boot.

At 12/30/07 03:19 AM, DeathByPlunger wrote: The chief took off his helmet am I the only one who saw that? I also bought the legendary edition with the miniature helmet if that makes any difference?

enough of me being a dick

Also, its kind of a cliffhanger not really the chief hops into the cryo-chamber or whatever and i guess they will crash land until someone rescues them.

I also bought the Legendary Edition (the helmet is in my room right now). I like the exclusive gamer pics and themes I got for buying it.

At 12/30/07 02:56 AM, mastergurosp wrote:

At 12/30/07 02:54 AM, logicblance wrote: did you watch after the credits?

it dosen't help much but it clears some things up

H3 PLOTHOLE:

MC and the arbiter are on the same hog when they jump into the ship
how does the arbiter leave without the MC who is left drifting in space untill someone finds him!!!

sorry if i gave away the ending

When that portal closed it cut the ship in two. (I think)

6t45vy645yt37 cgv7y6h

Damn right, my friend. It was the portal that seperated the ship. However, I don't believe the chief and Cortana were stuck at the "Ark side" of the portal, just separated after getting through it....

I've seen the ending after the credits (complete and everything, BTW). I'm just a little pissed that the ending became a cliffhanger, -sob-. I really just want to know the future of the Chief.

At 9/30/07 04:16 PM, mastergurosp wrote: Mine was tony hawk pro skater 2 for the playstation

I know I was a late bloomer. My mom was convinced that video games will make you evil

Damn, I can't remember.....I might have been something on the original Game Boy, yeah that's it, I just can't remember the actual game. My first platform game I can remember is a SEGA Genesis Justice League Fighting Game. My first PC game was DOOM: Shareware. Then I bought a flight stick, came with Duke Nukem 3D, Hexen, Heretic, Doom, ya know, the good shit.

Alright, I put a lot of thought into making this thread, because frankly I just didn't understand it. How could Bungie say, with confidence BTW, that Halo 3 was the "Stunning Conclusion to the Halo Trilogy"? It ended in another cliff-hanger! In addition, previous members of the Bungie staff had made the claim that the Marathon Security Android was in fact John-117. Coupled with the belief that Bungie's next project is most likely a next-gen Marathon game, we have 2 options of belief for the future of the halo franchise...

1)The Master Chief ends up on Onyx, where he and Cortana will meet up with the other Spartans and rescue them.
2) The Chief ends up as the Security Android from Marathon.

I don't what Bungie was thinking when they decided to make Halo 3's ending, but I for one didn't like how open-ended it was (for the last game in a trilogy).

After seeing Danny88's call for those who want to shut down the KK (Kitty Krew) in his BSS sig, I contacted him on PM and I created a plan to destroy the KK, or at least keep them at bay. Remember, there are way more anti-KK then there are KK. Basically, we are forming the A.K.C, or the Anti. Kitty-Krew.Coalition. We will get several thousand members who will diligently search the daily flash portal for KK content, voting them zero, BUT only if they suck (which they will). I'd go against the Clock Crew, but some of their members are releasing better stuff, so there. The original plan was a, get this, (not the worst idea) a terrorist video against the KK on youtube, which would, in actuality, do shit. WHO WANTS TO JOIN?

At 12/29/07 11:03 PM, BrooklynBrett wrote: Yep. They're claiming they've created a drug that can just replace sleep. Sounds healthy, right?

ORIGINAL STORY

and then...

My letter to the developers of the drug.

That letter was EPIC! I was amazed at the humor and wit of that insult towards some total idiot smarty-pants scientists. Keep going, my good sir!

At 12/30/07 01:11 AM, El-Mistro wrote: how about we get together right now and play some halo3

ng style

my Gamertag is ninja sandwitch

Yo, sandwitch, wanna play? Ifritsparda ma name and ma gamertag, so HIT ME UP!!!

At 12/14/07 05:25 PM, csa-boy wrote:

At 12/14/07 05:25 PM, Jezuz wrote: Meg.

I second that.

I third that -all opposed- (no one opposes) -all in favor- (everyone agrees)

At 12/30/07 01:24 AM, Xmanne wrote: Name all the Tekken characters you're good with.
Eddy
Hwoarang
Steve.

Oh man, it's been so long, and I'm not prepared -ahem- (pulls my list out, as I'm always prepared)
1) Bryan Fury (I'm sure that's wrong, or is it?)
2) Jin Kazama
3) Law