Be a Supporter!
Response to: Manchester Meet 2012 Posted January 14th, 2012 in General

At 1/14/12 12:02 PM, Wonchop wrote: We totally need to have some 3DS huddles as well. Need me some more SwapNote buddies.

I got 14 from the last meet. London during the summer and I only passed 14 people.

Son, I was disappoint.

Response to: Classic MPAA Story Posted January 14th, 2012 in NG News

Haven't been to the Lit section in ages, but it's always worth checking out to see what kind of legal wranglings a site like this has had to deal with over the years.

Response to: Manchester Meet 2012 Posted January 14th, 2012 in General

I have an interesting little game. Well it's less of a game and more of a "Which unfortunate sod will this device chose to give an electric shock?" thing. Fun times!

On topic, work's being an arse with shifts despite booking tickets, hopefully can sort a workaround or just fuck it off and quit. Need to get a proper one anyway.

Response to: Your most cherished possession? Posted January 11th, 2012 in General

At 1/11/12 10:38 PM, rifledark1 wrote: My porn/hentai collection.

I have come to realise that, sure, I COULD stream porn or find images online but I've accumulated such a vast stock of porn on my drive that losing would indeed put me into a coma.

I'd like to say my most cherished possession is the small grandfather clock on the mantlepiece that my great-grandfather had to pay 26 shillings to get back from an auction after financial trouble and forced my dad to keep it as my mother wouldn't accept it from him. I love that damn clock, it's worthless, can't tell the time properly and stands out like a sore thumb.

But in reality I spend so much time on my PC these days I'd have to go with that.

Response to: Ask a waiter Posted January 11th, 2012 in General

OP, I feel the need to link you to Not Always Right. A blog that's all about retail/fast food/waiting worker experiences with customers.

On topic: Have you ever had to throw anyone out of the restaurant?

Response to: abobo huge disapointment Posted January 11th, 2012 in Video Games

At 1/11/12 08:04 PM, beakerboy wrote: I'm perfectly OK with NES, as I love pokemon, but they did a miserable job.

Who wants to take this one?

Response to: Feelings On Emulation And Roms Posted January 11th, 2012 in Video Games

At 1/11/12 10:03 PM, ThePhantomGamer wrote: They're cool, but I'd rather play the actual game on that system

I cannot get past the 3rd/4th level of Super Contra on a SNES. On the pussiest of difficulty settings. Gotta abuse dem savestates :<

Response to: Laughing at their own stupidity Posted January 11th, 2012 in General

I know sometimes when I got killed in Battlefield in an easily preventable method I'll usually laugh at my own ineptitude rather than rage.

I save the rage for when my teammates are morons, not my enemies.

Response to: Marines Piss On Dead Taliban? Nsfw Posted January 11th, 2012 in General

At 1/11/12 09:11 PM, Viktor wrote: Seems like an unsuitable thing to do, whether these men are the enemy or not, always respect fallen brothers even if enemies. We are all on this earth together. Also you forgot your photo.

You honestly think even one of those fanatical nutjobs would act toward a dead Marine or Soldier with any form of respect?

Naive.

Response to: Abobo's Big Adventure Posted January 11th, 2012 in NG News

At 1/11/12 11:39 AM, TomFulp wrote:
At 1/11/12 11:36 AM, Idocreating wrote: Greatest ending ever? Highly doubt it but I'll give it a try anyway.
Let me know what you think once you get there.

Game Overed in the Zelda dungeon. Takes so long to get through it I can't be arsed to do the entire bloody thing again. Will come back later.

Response to: Abobo's Big Adventure Posted January 11th, 2012 in NG News

Greatest ending ever? Highly doubt it but I'll give it a try anyway.

Response to: Manchester Meet 2012 Posted January 9th, 2012 in General

Also, tickets booked and shacking up with someone else. If my boss won't let me get time off I'll just quit.

Response to: Manchester Meet 2012 Posted January 9th, 2012 in General

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEE!

My NG shirt has arrived :>

Response to: Internal Cpu Heat Testing Program Posted January 9th, 2012 in Video Games

If it's an AMD chip you can download an overclocking program called AMD Overdrive which also happens to measure the temperature of the CPU.

Response to: Manchester Meet 2012 Posted January 9th, 2012 in General

At 1/8/12 06:30 AM, Coop wrote:
At 1/7/12 10:10 PM, Travis wrote: Coop's got a Kings of Leon hairstyle lol.
I could spike it - that would possibly be dangerous, as I'd get my head stuck to the head liner on my car's ceiling.

Honestly, you look like an upside-down Mr. T.

Response to: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Posted January 9th, 2012 in Video Games

At 1/8/12 10:00 AM, NEVR wrote:
At 1/8/12 06:10 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: I'm doin' the werewolf thing. The quest is fun, but I haven't yet actually used the skill to my advantage.
I never used it and then I ended up curing myself. Ah well, I already feel powerful enough without being a werewolf too.

It's a godsend on low level characters on Master Difficulty. Meet a super tough enemy? Spam the power attack and keep them knocked on the floor so they can't do any damage to you.

Only bothered becoming one because I got the Ring of Hircine. Best decision ever.

Response to: Manchester Meet 2012 Posted January 7th, 2012 in General

At 1/6/12 07:07 PM, Wonchop wrote:
At 1/6/12 07:45 AM, Coop wrote: What, none of your tight bastards has arranged for a hugely overweight stripper to come and surprise Luis? For shame.
Luis is our stripper.

Gonna show the ladies his "P-bot" right?

Response to: Homeless man finds $3300 Posted January 7th, 2012 in General

Got to wonder how a college student can scrape together $3300 and yet is stupid enough to bring it entirely in cash to buy the car.

Response to: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Posted January 6th, 2012 in Video Games

At 1/6/12 02:14 PM, logic wrote:
At 1/6/12 02:13 PM, Idocreating wrote: Had an extremely odd bug when I started the college of winterhold. After the inital lessen with wards, I had an IMMENSE mana regen. I could dual cast the Flames spell and not lose mana but my regen would outstrip the mana cost.
lol, mana regens faster in the collage, noticed the blue lights protruding into the sky? Not a glitch you silly boy.

So wait, could I go back and pick up that sick mana regen buff again? What grants it? Because it lasted waaaay after I'd left the College grounds.

Response to: A Thread for Battlefield 3 Posted January 6th, 2012 in Video Games

Going 25-0 on Metro 24/7 without using anything but an LMG.

Campin' at the bottom of stairs is fun.

Response to: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Posted January 6th, 2012 in Video Games

At 1/6/12 12:49 PM, Rallard wrote: Now I think I'm going to give Morrowind a try. I never got into the game, really, and only put maybe 8 hours into it, whereas with Oblivion I put 200+ hours, and Skyrim a bit over 100.

Someone told me there's a graphical update project for Morrowind floating about.

Response to: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Posted January 6th, 2012 in Video Games

Had an extremely odd bug when I started the college of winterhold. After the inital lessen with wards, I had an IMMENSE mana regen. I could dual cast the Flames spell and not lose mana but my regen would outstrip the mana cost.

It's worn off now, but I got a good chunk of Destruction skillups from it.

At 41, i've finally gotten my build to work. With enough betrayal kills on the Ebony Blade, Dragonplate armour and Heavy Armour perks, the Lord Stone and a shitload of perks, I can finally just walk up to most things and wail on them with the blade and not die. Casters can still hit hard if they spam spells but i've got a staff of chain lightning to knockback them.

And this is on Master difficulty. Only dragons give me issues now and that's only because the arseholes don't stay on the fucking ground.

Response to: Manchester Meet 2012 Posted January 4th, 2012 in General

At 1/4/12 11:19 AM, liljim wrote: You've never heard of Goulash?
Goulash
Soup

I'll pass.

Response to: Manchester Meet 2012 Posted January 4th, 2012 in General

At 1/4/12 10:47 AM, Luis wrote: HURRRR ok im banned.

Sod that, you need to ramp up the ham and pun this shit up.

Response to: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Posted January 4th, 2012 in Video Games

So i've only got the Restoration mana regen talent and for some bizarre reason my character has far more regen than he should. I can cast Flames and GAIN mana i have so much regen.

This is on my Khajiti who is built like an uber tank: Lord Stone, only Health upgrades on levelling and full Dragonplate Heavy Armour. And Master Difficulty.

Response to: Saving Your Open World Game... Posted January 4th, 2012 in Video Games

I used to have one save file for games, but if I have the option for multiple I will make multiple saves, shit can glitch out and you want to revert to an older save incase it happens.

Response to: Diabolically Evil/Cute Innocent Posted January 4th, 2012 in General

Oh Japan you silly kooky perverts.

Response to: Sexually Biased Words Posted January 4th, 2012 in General

At 1/4/12 02:49 AM, Rsrdaman wrote: Exactally, same with gay dudes is viewed as nasty but lesbian women is hot.

Things are just like that...

Many yaoi fanfic writers would disagree with you.

Response to: Sexually Biased Words Posted January 4th, 2012 in General

Pedophile is generally not used to describe women because the vast majority of pedos are male. Make no mistake, if you fiddle with kiddies, your a kiddyfiddler no matter your gender.

Creep is similar to a lesser degree, there's generally less socially wierd/creepy women than men.

Response to: FPS is becoming too easy. Posted January 4th, 2012 in Video Games

Go back to CS:Source then. Can kick all kinds of ass on Battlefield 3 but get insta headshotted by snipers on CS.