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Anyone else getting the odd bit of lag on the PC version? It's incredibly irritating and I know it's a server problem because every other online game is lag free.

That's either a terrible photoshop job or Chun-Li actually exists somehow.

I want to like Hydrophobia Prophecy's protagonist, but her voice actor is just terrible.

At 4/12/11 12:53 PM, Gagsy wrote: I'm actually glad that there isn't really a 10k post forum.

That way I'm not stuck chatting with you lot who like to lie to the others :(

Shame on you.

Your only saying that cos your nearly in the 40k forum.

At 1/26/12 01:02 PM, Gagsy wrote: Just because men can't find it, doesn't mean its not there. Keep looking.

I tried pitching my "Pnuematic Drill with Dildo on the end" to Dragon's Den but they all seemed to think it wouldn't work out. I guarantee it can find the G-spot.

I'm horrifically lazy and can't be arsed dealing with visas and all that junk so i'll sit tight in blighty.

At 1/25/12 10:47 AM, Wonchop wrote:

At 1/25/12 06:18 AM, Idocreating wrote: Wonchop's Morgan Freeman and David Attenborough are suprisingly similar.

Hah, I was just reminded of our Mr. Burns x Smithers improv.

I'm ashamed to admit I'd had so much cider by that point I can't remember a thing we actually said.

At 1/24/12 07:42 PM, Coop wrote:

At 1/24/12 07:07 PM, LazyPint wrote: Next time I think I'll just bring a dictaphone and record increasingly fragmented/drunken observations for ease of memory.

If you do, I'll sing for you, or add a David Attenborough commentary on the queue at the bar - they're always fun.

Wonchop's Morgan Freeman and David Attenborough are suprisingly similar.

Probably Ragnarokia, so I could feel like a giant for an entire year.

At 1/23/12 01:35 PM, LazyPint wrote: Sitting waiting to give blood, hope it's not too full of beer and fast food. Was a great weekend as usual, I'll try and throw a post together tonight.

Where at? I tried to give blood at my local hospital and they said it's done from some mobile van or some crap.

Take another photo while doing this expression and you would be.

MMO Grinder has reviewed a couple of F2P games and you should check out his videoes to see if any of those games appeal.

From what I can piece together, EVE is a great concept but suffers in the same way many older browser-based games do: Griefing and Time Investment. The largest corporation/guild in EVE is basically a massive troll guild dedicated to ruining everyone trying to play the game as intended. And as someone has said before, you can lose 3 months of progress to people like that just because they had a better ship which they got because they played longer than you did.

I want to like EVE, I love the appeal of a nearly-entirely player run MMO but it's so reliant on time investment and how long you've been playing that you've virtually no chance at this point to catch up to the top players. And the learning curve for it is a cliff.

At 1/22/12 03:43 PM, Oliver wrote:

At 1/22/12 03:39 PM, SomaGuye wrote:

At 1/22/12 02:20 PM, Oliver wrote: This meet has taught me that I'm the best at Street Fighter 2 and Guitar Hero.

But I beat you at those.

You beat me at SSF4 shush.

Aside from the guy who landed that sweet Juri combo into ultra (Patrick i think?) I can safely say i kerbstomped the lot of you on SF4.

Such a shame the timing windows are vastly different on SF2. The amount of times a Blanka or Chun Li would use the spam attacks and lock someone down drove me nuts, all I could think was "SHORYUKEN FOR PETE'S SAKE!"

At 1/22/12 01:08 PM, Bahamut wrote: but I still want one of you to explain what the fuck that pub on Friday was on with putting a picture of Hitler with tits on the wall of the men's room.

I remember hearing about that. Someone fill us in!

Am also back home safe, didn't realise Bez and Diana were staying at the same hostel as me and we did a bit of sightseeing. And panicking as Diana nearly got run over several times.

So... what about that tiny drunken blonde last night.

What the effing hell.

Right, going to head to Gamerbase in the HMV on Market Street. I'll be in there if anyone wants to waste some time until 6.

Too late here as well Jon. I'm currently at Hatters Hostel with nothing planned until tonight's drinking. If anyone wants to do anything poke me, only got half an hour on this PC.

And away I go!

Check out herpderpedia's Twitter account that just retweets certain comments about today's blackout.

Proof that it was a good idea, but hasn't neccessarily done the job of spreading the word about SOPA to everyone.

Fighter's Destiny stands to this day and THE only game I have traded in, if you exclude the fact I sold my N64 about the time the Wii came out. Godawful fighting game I couldn't get the hang of and got Micro Machines Turbo, which wasn't perfect but I liked it at the time.

At 1/18/12 12:30 AM, Sepultura123 wrote: Thank you !

Everyone go there if you want the link to the full games !!! ;)

You have to watch all the video without passing and at the end we see 3 seconds the adress to download the full games !! Thank you !!

You really want Binding of Issac? I have a spare copy on Steam.

Convince me.

At 1/17/12 09:56 PM, Mfan wrote: omg , i thought by now even the most wing-nut ones would of packed up and got a job ( and showered )

Somebody's not aware of the current state of the economy! Unemployment among 16-25 year olds (IE: The ones most likely to go to these protests IMO) is very high right now, at least a million in the UK.

So what do you expect they'll do? Job Hunting? It's difficult, if not impossible, for anyone in that age group to get a job unless they have tons of experience in the job sector, the right connections or a very good degree and even that's no longer a guarantee, because your competing with people with the same degree AND a few years experience. Job hunting is soul crushing and relentless.

So instead they try to make there voices heard by bitching at the man. It's better than just laying about at home all day doing fuck all with their lives.

At 1/17/12 09:57 PM, Luke wrote: Well I bought my dad a KISS Christmas (KISSMAS) comic for Christmas...
KISS comic

What. Just... what.

Oh, I remembered I bought Morgan Spurlock's "Don't Eat This Book" (Basically his Super Size Me film with a bunch more stuff, such as how long it takes certain fast foods to decompose in a vaccum) for a train journey years ago.

So expensive, but so good. XL Super size Bacon Double Cheeseburger = Depression cure.

And now with deliv- oh wait. America only ;_;

Simple question, Simple thread.

What books, comics, novels etc have you actually paid money to read? Physical, online, whatever.

I can only personally recall two: Warcraft: War of the Ancients Triology (Wasn't worth it) and the best purchase I ever made from my local library. A book about roadkill called "When Animals Die" for 10 pence.

Read a lot more, but that's all I can remember actually paying for.

At 1/17/12 05:14 PM, TomFulp wrote:

At 1/17/12 05:07 PM, ZJ wrote: Tom, don't give in peer pressure. You don't have to shut down NG to be part of the cool crowd of hippie internet protestors. We love you for who you are and know that you hate SOPA.

I'll admit I was on the fence for a while because the whole thing feels more like a publicity stunt than a protest sometimes, however I'm against SOPA and want to be on the right side of history.

At least leave the forums up. Anyone who goes here is no doubt aware of SOPA. Blackouts on websites are designed to inform the casual visitors, to make the point to them. Spread the word, but don't preach to the choir and beat them with a shoe.

"Slut" and "Stud" do imply the same thing, but to be a Stud is an accomplishment and a Slut an insult because of how men and women are wired up biologically.

Simply put, it's a billion times easier for a woman to get laid with a man than it is for a man to get laid with a woman. This makes men who get around rather impressive, as they are beating the odds, and women who sleep around are seen as lacking self-respect, even if that's not actually the case.

He just described what caused him to perma ragequit: getting put against characters that he sucks againsts repeatedly.

At 1/15/12 07:10 PM, Fim wrote: However I will demand sexual favours in return

I've found a loophole there! You merely demand sexual favours, but forgot to state who it should come from!

All i'll need to do is find a hobo.

Cake.