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At 4 minutes ago, Ragnarokia wrote: MOD IZ CREDIT TO TEAM!
Oh this is bad. Very bad.

Pfft, they are a credit.

Except BBM. He smells.

At 10 hours ago, ABeastLikeNoneBefore wrote: What are the chances that they will go nosing through my phone?

Zero, as it would breach your rights. And if they do they won't mention anything about it due to the subject matter, you'd instantly know and be able to sue them.

At 2 days ago, BlackmarketKraig wrote: So I was wondering why monotheism has caught on so strongly in recent millenia. The idea of one all-powerful deity has, almost entirely replaced the idea of a pantheon of gods. Why is this?

A question for a historian/philosopher really.

I'm guessing it's got something to do with the dark ages.

I think it's pretty obvious that since Youtube introduced it, fleshlight integration is the future of the web and NG can't afford to be left behind.

I didn't get it. I've only ever gotten one spam mail on NG.

forever alone

At 13 hours ago, Grub-Xer0 wrote: I remember when hentai ads and popups were plastered everywhere.

Jeese, thems were the days. A great time to be a young teenage lad.

That physically hurt to read.

ROCCAT Kave headset here. Tis pretty good.

At 10 hours ago, Matt2k8 wrote: Sure, it's not a defining Newgrounds symbol, it jobs is to humiliate flash artist's who just made it onto Newgrounds.

Two things:

1) That is the single most douche-est reason to have an award possible.
2) It was constantly abused by spam groups to get it, very few legitimate entries achieved that award.

At 8 hours ago, TheGrim wrote: Dude, you realize that the people who have life sentences in prison deserve them.

You're right, prison changes you. But you think I give a fuck what prison does to a serial killer? Or a child molester?

Nope. They deserve to rot in those shitholes for the rest of their lives.

The OP is specifically refering to people who are wrongfully convicted, the ones who are actually innocent.

And he's right.

I remember when it took months to get a level. Kids these days.

Minecraft does a better job of being virutal Lego by virtue of being 3D.
Terraria does a better job of being a "game" as it has superior combat.

At 2/3/12 06:32 PM, Matt2k8 wrote: What do you think NG? Any of you had experiences of getting ripped off on Ebay? What should i do?

Definately suspicous. To a point where I'd actually phone the police for advice on how to handle this as the goods may be stolen.

In any case, do not bring any money. Pay over a credit card or some such so the payment is trackable and refundable.

At 1/29/12 03:31 AM, ZJ wrote: This. They fucked up the multiplayer mode and put a lot of unnecessary censorship in the main game.

The most bullshit part was, if you had online enabled, you could disable ALL profanity filters in the multiplayer portion, even words like "fuck" which was censored in the N64 original.

But there was no way to extend it to the main story. What the fudge.

At 1/28/12 08:24 PM, Bobbybroccoli wrote: Pretty self explanatory.

I can't think of any I've played off hand, but I've seen videos of Dead Rising Chop 'til you drop (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH) for Wii and the game looks and looks like it plays horrendously. There are barely more than a dozen zombies on screen at a time!

That's a port, not a remake.

I'd say the multiplayer portion in Conker's Bad Fur Day was far superior on the N64 despite the lack of online support for the Xbox version. Online was alright, but the maps had flaws and nothing got patched to sort them. Ended up having more fun with the bots on the old N64 levels.

At 2/1/12 08:08 AM, ShadyBlackGuy wrote: Also, here is a picture of someone being permanently banned from the game and forums for saying "i'm 12 and what is this"
Note how retarded this is.

Yes it is a retarded situation. But the Terms of Service state you must be over 12 to play the game and claiming you are under that age is an infraction of the agreement you signed.

And if he was joking, then congrats to him! I got a mighty good laugh out of it.

One thing I learnt was that overconsumption of meat (In particular, cocktail sausages) leads to some pretty bad cases of the shits. Can't believe that someone could survive on just chicken nuggets for that long.

OP is such a idiot it's almost poetic.

At 1/31/12 06:55 PM, beefybob wrote: i would say get it while its cheap.

Aye, that's the keyword. It's not a title that's worth paying a lot of money for, but a bit of a laugh if you can swag it cheap like it is now.

At 1/31/12 05:41 PM, Luis wrote: we have fleshlights as part of our benefits package at this job. Its aight.

Letting Stamper decide what in the benefits package was always going to be a risky venture.

Good old Steam. Your deals are like crack, today's being Duke Nukem Forever at 75% off!

Yes, Duke Nukem Forever is by no means a great title. I paid £30 quid for it and felt like I didn't get my money's worth out of it.

But for a tenth of the price like it is right now? Worth it. Can't beat some of Duke's one liners, no matter how crass they get.

Blatant copyright infringement right there. The image on the Steelwar site has been photoshopped a tad to add effects, but it's plainly obvious it's Blizzard's property.

Of course, unless Steelwar makes some major money there's very little point Blizzard issuing a Cease and Desist to them. Legal wranglings would cost far more than they would get out of it.

Can anyone clarify the status of the endgame content right now? I don't want to pick up a new MMO to find out it's made the same mistakes WoW did in it's later years.

Broken Collarbone by falling off a bunk bed when I was about 5.

Strangely, I always remember it as being shoved into a large playhouse. Maybe that's my mind trying to hide the trauma.

Depends on:

Limb
Point of Impact on Limb
Distance from Point of Impact on Limb to Window
Object Hit's Structural Integrity
Shape of Object Hit
Current Speed

At the very least. There's so many variables to the situtation but for the most part I'd say that it would be rare to get a clean cut and you would be yanked outward from the vehicle no matter what. Maybe not enough to rip you out of it, but a good tug as your arm is severed.

Well, look on the bright side. By hitting that cat and not doing an emergency stop, you've obeyed traffic laws and prevented a possible accident.

OT: If it had no collar, it was a stray. Try not to feel to bad, it's the cat's fault.

Break all contact. If you have feelings for her you will not be able to maintain a friendship with her without eventually doing something monumentally stupid and she will always have the notion that your only sticking around as a friend because you still want to bang her. You'll be forced to watch her date complete shitheads who will use her in some way and guess who she'll come crying to?

You.

And no, this will not get you back together. She will not suddenly realise you were the right type of guy all along. You will be her blanket, to cry and bitch at when her terrible taste in men leads her to once again get taken advantage of.

The best option is to simply kill all contact with her and move on.

At 1/26/12 10:06 PM, NerdLiife wrote:

TL;DR, Girl I talk to has a douche ex. Need Help from NG's.

Talk to the girl about him. The one who needs to put him in his place is the lass, otherwise this douche will harrass anyone she speaks to.

Why. Just.... just why.

We've got a thread for Battlefield 3.