At 1/31/08 11:15 PM, CoryLehan wrote: Stuff about genomes.

Funnily enough, I watched the Blade Runner Director's Cut last night and thought the same thing!

Actually no, thats lies. I did watch it last night, but all I could think about the whole time was "SWEET, only 11 more years until we have flying cars!"

YEAH WASN'T IT RAD WHEN I SAW ALL THOSE NEW JERSEY TANNED IDIOTS ON FARK!

gg.

Oh teen angst.

Move out of home. That will show them.

At 1/27/08 06:52 AM, Shanaylette wrote: I mean, a kid comes on here, hasn't dated this girl more than a week, and thinks she's the one.
Okay, no offence to the kid, because he very well might be right, but wtf?
You come on here telling him "rape her" "fuck her" "do her"

Those kinds of lame topics are commonplace here, as are the stereotypical comments you mentioned. In fact, the two go hand in hand, which is why those topics should be avoided entirely.

Is this really the way you are? In your actual lives?

Yeah right. You are forgetting the invincible aura that the internet invokes in people. Also the immaturity. You ARE on Newgrounds though, so a level of it should be expected in all parts of the site.

No offence, people, but come on! If you've ever had sex or felt love (believe me, two different subjects), you should know better than to tell some young impressionable child to have sex with a girl he's known for a week.

Anyone expecting good advice on a site like this is inviting such comments. It's what is done.

I MEAN REALLY. I don't understand why people are so shocked by the goings on. You're here, and you obviously like it, so there is no need for soapbox antics.

It's all about context, yada yada yada, other assorted drivel.

q;hugrqwekl;ruhgq;welgr

These kinds of topics are always almost as bad as the ones they are complaining about.

At 1/26/08 11:35 PM, Lagatag wrote: You know that asteroid that supposed to hit earth on the 29th?

The 29th?

Thats like, days away.

LIVE IN THE NOW!

At 12/23/07 01:10 AM, Ceti wrote: Is it a guy or girl? Because it usually says he or she or it's a guy but guys don't lay eggs.

As others have mentioned already in this thread, the obvious answer is that Yoshi is asexual. It's like Dumbledore (another asexual character, despite what the filthy, lying creator of the character says). Characters such as these do indeed have the ability to reproduce asexually should the storyline require it, although they are often far too preoccupied with more important activites such as letting overweight, balding Italians with large amounts of chest hair ride them while whispering sweet nothings in their ear; or looking through that secret hole in the wall straight into the boys dormitory.

A more important question, I think, is why a dinosaur needs shoes at all? Let alone shoes in combination with no other garments of clothing (unless you count the saddle, although I wouldn't). The question also rears it head when you play Donkey Kong, as I don't know if I could get away with wearing nothing other than a tie whith my initials on it to compliment my birthday suit.

We must at all times think of the example we are setting for the children.

At 12/12/07 06:25 AM, MBones wrote: hey does any1 know how newgrounds programmed the audio portal visualisations, they are really pro.

Next time you are listening to audio, right click on the visualisation screen for more info.

At 12/12/07 07:07 AM, Scalene wrote: It cannot be stopped...

BY JOVE, YOU'RE RIGHT!

At 12/10/07 10:12 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: I am crouching down, on a wooden pier, with a plasma ball in my hands. I AM BLANKA!

I am standing arrogantly in front of a jet fighter, with ridiculous hair, while nonchalontly creating a sonic boom with my bare hands. I AM GUILE!

At 12/9/07 03:55 PM, Joeyag wrote: what do You think?

TO THE BATMOBILE!

At 11/27/07 03:51 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: Just a little while ago I walked about a quarter mile and back to get some California Rolls.

California Rolls are awesome. They are easily my favourite kind.

Well, Teriyaki chicken rolls come pretty close. They don't have the same re-eatability though.

At 11/27/07 06:46 AM, RedCircle wrote: I saw "I" "You" and "Jacking" in the same sentence and I blew my load all over the keyboard.

Sup with you?

Not much, passing time, oppressing, checking emails, the usual routine really.

If I can create some sexual allusions , it's always good though.

At 11/27/07 06:29 AM, RedCircle wrote: omgidle :D

It wasn't until later that I realised I made the same point about jacking in as you did.

Sup.

best. internet forum topic. ever.

Hi dobio.

At 11/26/07 04:56 PM, Life-Stream wrote: I´ve only played it once, and it wasn´t for too long, but i´m considering getting one. I´d prefer a PS3, but the price difference is quite big.

In this topic, lots of people will reply with yes, and lots will reply with no. After consulting these pearls of wisdom, the end choice will still be yours.

So...

At 11/27/07 06:16 AM, SeizureDog wrote:

At 11/27/07 06:07 AM, Onion-fusioN wrote: "Jack in"?

MegaMan Battle Net comes to mind first...

The 10,000 other references in movies, books and games come to mind first. Like Matrix.

Also, I would hardly call the phrase 'jacking in' a phenomenon of any kind.

At 11/27/07 06:18 AM, MarkP0rter wrote:

At 11/27/07 06:14 AM, RedCircle wrote: Nobody outside NG knows of Bedn, and All Your Base didn't start on NG.

i wasnt sure about that. where did it start though

Doing research answers questions. It's rad.

At 11/15/07 11:31 PM, rpgfreak95 wrote: i broke up with my girlfriend for personal reasons, resolved them and now i want her back but she asked if im feeling sorry for her and thats why i am taking her back!!

Thanks for the incredibly important news update.

Blog next time plz.

At 11/10/07 04:06 AM, DragonsGrief wrote: WE DON'T GODDAMN FUCKING CARE IF IT'S SOME OBSCURE USER'S BIRTHDAY THERE'S 365 DAYS AND MILLIONS OF ACCOUNTS SO STFU

True, but next time don't make a topic bitching about it.

His account has been deleted.

At 11/8/07 06:00 AM, Shauna wrote: Are getting married! It's official.

My respect for Canas has decreased.

At 11/8/07 05:32 AM, McJesus wrote: Please consider a boycott of the movie and the books. Also, pass this information along to everyone you know (including church leaders). This will help to educate parents, so that they will know the agenda of the movie."

It's just the usual double standards really. Perhaps they should organize a book burning as well just to set the right example for their kids. Idiotic extremists.

At 11/8/07 05:33 AM, FBIpolux wrote: This book came out like 10 years ago, wake up.

Stop being such a douchebag, FBIpolux. The movie isn't even out yet. You seem to have massive amounts of trouble using your brain before you post.

FIXPLZ.

LIES!

At 11/7/07 08:01 PM, megaman12345 wrote: They make my mom work monday friday saterday and sunday from 12 pm to 12 am!

SHE IS WORKING TO PAY FOR ALL YOUR EXPENSES LIKE FOOD AND TOYS YOU UNGRATEFUL SOD!

Show some respect; go work at McDonalds and give her all the money you earn on a weekly basis to lighten her load. THEN come back here and make the topic telling us what a good and caring person you are.

Also, userpage.

Mines better because it's the one I use.

At 11/7/07 01:47 AM, John-Wayne wrote: I want some fucking Werebear pwning pointless action movies and videogames. They can maul claw and crush. And bears actually run faster than wolves too (look it up, wiki.)

Wolves are cunning bastards though. They would get the Werebears while they are hibernating. Unless wolves hibernate as well, which is a possibility seeing as I know fuck all about wolves except they are cunning, but thats minor details.

WE WILL JUST SAY THEY DON'T.

And the cunning thing as well.

At 11/6/07 11:59 PM, JoyKill wrote: WHO THE HELL ARE THEY!?!?!?!?!!

Perhaps instead of writing your meaningless post, you could have used some kind of crazy obscure site like Google and found out for yourself. BUT THAT JUST WOULD HAVE BEEN WACKY!

I guess you aren't a wacky guy. Oh well.

My only solution, obviously, was to reply to you with an equally meaningless post which doesn't add anything to the topic at hand. But it's not a very good topic anyway, so meh.

At 11/4/07 11:25 PM, Pixie-Styx wrote: stop making topics

I agree.

Tom Fulp.

There is no point to posting googled images of the level icons. Unless of course you are trying to raise your post count.

WHICH IS JUST NOT CRICKET!

WOAH THERE IS A LEVEL 60????!!!