At 9/14/09 01:44 PM, DumbassDude wrote: Kanye West is the voice of a generation.

The mindless, self obsessed voice.

Looks like someone started their period, I guess you are just becoming a man.

Epic, That's right you heard me.

Would you query a query to a queer querist?

I'm glad to see that natural selection still works.

I can move the top of my head.

Hey baby wanna go back to my place and do some math?
Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply.

Recently I realized I play too many video games and it started to affect me in life.
I recently got into a car accident where I totaled my car.
I stepped out of the car and said, I shit you not, "Oh fuck where's the load button when you need it."

Looks like he's moving in bullet time, because of the Parkinsons.

Michael J Fox doesn't need a chainsaw, because of the Parkinsons.

Michael J Fox gets seasick on a waterbed, because of the Parkinsons.

Michael J Fox can't outrun Libyan terrorists, because of the Parkinsons.

Donkey punch:
doggystyle, then as you finish you punch her in the back of the head.

My ailment is allodoxaphobia.
It makes perfect sense for me to be on the internet.

I say let him do what he wants.
HE'S THE GODDAMN BATMAN!

My question is what form of sharp instrument will they give me to behead him with.
There's a difference between quickly beheading your best bud with a guillotine and slowly and excruciatingly chipping his head off with a plastic spoon.

This thread brings to mind the idea of natural selection.

At 12/15/08 01:56 AM, SmilingIdiot wrote: did a sketch...yeah

I'd hit that.

Can buff his car.
Because he has Parkinson's

And this thread is sending me to hell :D

At 1/27/09 01:28 AM, HandsomePete wrote:

At 1/27/09 01:27 AM, Vociferousmime wrote: If your gay, this place is loaded.

Literally 142% of the male community on NG will bang you.

Bad math emphasizes the point.

At 1/27/09 02:54 AM, TomsFulp wrote:

At 1/27/09 01:57 AM, KitsuneNoir wrote: NEVER GIVE UP! TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS!

<3

If I go down, I'm taking you with me. *bum chicka bow wow*

Any fucking word with -ing at the end of it has to be spelled out at least 3 goddamn times or else it becomes -ign.

I doubt I'd be able to make it but good luck man. Kick some ass for all those NGers that are getting their ass kicked on a regular basis.

I go to sleep the same way as everyone else, with a frying pan and a bottle of sleeping pills. Usually to the sounds of my own screams.

Go play the video game if you want a passable storyline experience.

Am I the only one who clicked on this thread with the hopes of seeing a teacher face plant after stumbling over something of diminutive size.

I'd be too lazy to click on it anyways.

Be careful my good man, these gloves are a slippery slope.
Today you're saying that they warm your hands,
Tomorrow your saying "I'll get you Gadget!"

I'm going to do my best to see the movie Chocolate starring Jeeja Vismistananda. (99% likely alone)

Name: Colonel Fritada
Song: Can't Smile Without You (Barry Manilow)
Outfit: Giant bear suit.
Weapon: A solid steel mandolin.
Personality: Militaristic Pro-American badass tough guy.