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At 11/22/09 11:55 AM, MrFinland wrote: Am I the only IE user here?

I only use firefox for NG (its faster and less bugs)
for everything else I use IE, so you're not that alone.

The last of its race seems to remain
Just a matter of time until the japanese get a hold of him.

You signed up in '09.
Loser

At 11/20/09 01:45 PM, Can-head wrote: ''Les-boules'' Aka the boobs in english.

Actually, it's balls/nuts, not boobs. :)

I am planning to construct a game, (not going into details)
and I'm wondering if it's possible to create an "install script" so it's not just another .swf file that launches the game, but first you have to install it on your harddrive.

If anybody have any experience about this or anything, tell me.
Is this impossible to do with actionscript?

If you're really hurting over this, and if you're willing to take a risk, then you should start flipping out everytime they try to mess with you, like really go ballistic, hit them in the face, kick them, bite them, the hell do i know.
Just act like an angry psycho, fresh out the mental institution, when you show them that you don't care anymore, willing to risk your own wellbeing just so that you can cause them some bodily harm, they will be afraid.
What you don't know about is the thing that scares you the most.

Good luck.

When I asked where my father was, I got told that my father was off, fighting dinosaurs in the jungle.
Actually he was living in the other end of town...

Marlon Wayans
"Don't be a menace... " was sweet though

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood,
oh Loc Dog, you big doof!

I'm so disappointed.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/32 3080
boinky33's "Duck" & "Casper & Spooky" series should get their own collection!
They are hilarious!

Innocent little eyes
I hate it with all my heart.

Actually, in a swedish-only comic, a classic, called "bamse", there was these three characters, an evil warlock and his two flying henchmen. Their names spelled backwards was actually "cocaine" "morfin" and "tobacco" but in swedish of course.

We found it when we were reading comics backwards, fun stuff you did when you were a kid.
Although we were about 10-12, so we had a hunch of what those words meant.

Freaky stuff.

At 10/27/09 07:29 PM, coure wrote: Jack Black is the most famous man in the world. he has a video game a band had a tv show has lots of movies and even his own comic book. If you think you can find someone more famous please let me know.

Michael Jackson, Madonna, The Beatles, Eminem, Barrack Obama, Will Smith, Charlie Chaplin (when he was alive)

The list goes on and on.
Jack Black is a nobody.

At 11/7/09 07:21 PM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote: Ah, shit, not another crappy show that we don't need

Yeah, I agree. POKEMONpoeguygcn

"Ah shucks, I dropped my wallet in there, oh well - better go back and get it!"

Why does it display the latest signups?
Who really benifits from that?

In my opinion, it should be the earliest signups.
There are some NG history freaks out there, and displaying the first signups would really be an easy way to check in on the first users and what not.

Just a thought.

At 10/14/09 03:35 AM, Sinitech wrote: I chloroformed a bunch of kids that came to my door last Halloween, and they've been locked in my basement ever since. I'm planning on using their mutilated bodies as decorations this year.

well played, sir!

Thanks everyone for your help!
I'm currently trying out some ways, based on the info you all gave me!

But don't stop posting though, i could need some more hints and stuff!

It's like this.
I have a php uploading script, I'm still learning the art and ways of the code, so I'm not some expert on the subject.
What I really want is a way for me to actually see the file somewhere after it's uploaded (like if there's a little box on the index page, where newly added files are showcased)
I know it's a very complicated thing to do, but if anyone has any knowledge of this sort of code, please! Any help would be greatly appreciated!

(I basicly need a code that not only uploads the selected file, when it's successfully uploaded, a little box or something showcases the last, let's say 5 files)
So I upload, and then the file will be seen at the top of a file box.

As you probably can tell, I don't have a proper knowledge of the php coding ways, but I'm eager to learn!

And I have to admit, this is basicly like saying "I need you to make me an awesome script!!"
I know, but I've tried looking for this sort of script for awhile and I've had no luck!
So excuse me if I seem lazy or not passionate enough, but I'm really lost, so any hints/tips/full walkthrough would be great!

here's my basic uploading script:

<?php
	$folder = "uploads/";
	$name = $_FILES['uploaded']['name'];
	$tmpname = $_FILES['uploaded']['tmp_name'];
	
	function validFile($name,$tmpname) 
	{
		$name = strtolower($name);
		$allowed = array('.swf','.exe');
		$extension = substr($name,strrpos($name,'.'));
		$validSize = filesize($tmpname)<=15728640;//15 MB
		return in_array($extension,$allowed)&&$validSize;
	}
	if(validFile($name,$tmpname)&&move_uploaded_file($tmpname, $folder.$name))
		echo "The file $name has been uploaded";
	else 
		echo "Sorry, there was a problem uploading your file.";
?>

Duck: Birthday
A hilarious series!

Also, Casper & Spooky by the same author contains 13 (more in the making) episodes that are hilarious!
boinky33 needs to get his duck and casper & spooky series their own collections!

At 9/13/09 10:27 PM, kikomannnn wrote: Unless you're one of those "Rap=crap" pussies, in which case I don't value anything you say. Bye.

His music is NOT classified as rap, it's pure mainstream hiphop/pop/rnb
Not rap.

At 9/8/09 03:22 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Do something unexpected, if he is allowing you this time, he probably thinks you are preparing yourself for an attack.

I suggest you get naked and lay on your bad while rubbing it. Maybe light some candles, you know, get the mood going.

God damn it how I love that post.
I laughed, I fell, I laughed!

another one

I gave it a shot

I tried it out, worked like a charm!
Thank you so much, bro!

Well, thanks for your honesty and your help!

At 8/18/09 01:13 PM, citricsquid wrote:

At 8/18/09 01:09 PM, ICYCREWPRODUCTIONS wrote: I pay $1.65 a month for icycrew.com
It's a sweet deal

Not really. Do you pay $1.65 for the domain or the hosting or the domain and hosting? We're discussing domains only.

Oh, I meant for the whole package with some extra features.
Well then.

At 8/17/09 09:12 PM, Taylor wrote: Topic

New registrations and transfers. Curious to know what the going rate is these days.

I pay $1.65 a month for icycrew.com
It's a sweet deal

Look, so I am trying to write an upload script, I wrote a basic, that worked, but I need it to only accept a certain file, and with a 15 mb size limit.
Could anybody do me a great favour and try and solve this messed up code?

<?php
$target = "uploads/";
$target = $target . basename( $_FILES['uploaded']['name']) ;
$ok=1;
function checkExt($filename) {
$regs = array();
$allowed = array('.swf'); // the allowed file types
$filename=strtolower($filename); // set filename in lower case
ereg( ".*\.([a-zA-z0-9]{0,5})$", $filename, $regs ); // check file extension
$f_ext = $regs[1]; // save file extension
if (in_array($f_ext, allowed)) // extension allowed:
return true;
else // extension NOT allowed
return false;
}
if(move_uploaded_file($_FILES['uploaded'
]['tmp_name'], $target))
{
echo "The file ". basename( $_FILES['uploadedfile']['name']). " has been uploaded";
}
else {
echo "Sorry, there was a problem uploading your file.";
}
?>

At 8/17/09 01:43 PM, citricsquid wrote: The newgrounds store, as far as I am aware, is mainly for Newgrounds related things. For example if you're a Newgrounds animator and release a DVD of all your work, or a DVD of your projects then it'll have a chance, however if you're someone who has no connection to Newgrounds then I doubt they'd be interested.

You could try contacting them, but personally I don't think the likelihood of your CD getting in is very high, but you could try PMing Bob (He's in charge of the store... I think.)

Well, since I'm a user, and not a very lowlevel, either, and it contains multiple skits, performed with and by multiple NG Voice actors, two songs from the CD is in the audio portal, with pretty high scores.
So it is kinda related ;)