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Response to: Singer trying to rap Posted September 20th, 2012 in General

At 9/20/12 09:52 PM, wreckr wrote: To rap all you have to do is have flow. Without flow your raps will just make you sound like the whitest of the suburban kids everywhere. Work on your flow and you will be golden if your bars don't suck.

Just like you do with singing, you have to put emotion behind your words... find your vocal gimmick. Slang is strong in hip hop... try throwing some slang in. Got anything that we can listen to? Something that we can use to critic your rapping voice?

Response to: Users making jokes about rape Posted September 20th, 2012 in General

Rape is only funny until it happens to you. Then its just hilarious.

Response to: Growing up on NG Posted September 20th, 2012 in General

At 9/20/12 03:29 PM, Britkid wrote:
Everyone tries to project a certain image of themselves when they're young, but this is especially true on the internet. Lucky me I have my posts as a virtual time capsule of that period.

I couldnt have said it better myself.

At 9/20/12 02:59 PM, 24901miles wrote:
At 9/20/12 02:52 PM, ICY-HURR wrote: 5 friends passed away this year
Whoah... natural causes?

4 passed away from car accidents 1 was murdered.

Greg silva Please drive safely.
Jessica Diaz its still hard for me to see these stories
Nicole Garrish Bright young girl
Anastasio Careres RIP to everyone to pass away this year.

The last person was a friend of a friend that i just met... didnt really know much about him.

Growing up on NG Posted September 20th, 2012 in General

As i look into my past posts that span across 8 years, i become filled with laughter, surpise and shock.

When i started, i took photos of myself and my bestfriend at the moment and posted them on the forums, everyone by that time was practically using AOL/AIM to communicate. I got my first meaningful girlfriend during this period as well. A wild teen unguided with morals that werent offically rooted yet. My young immature slang carried with me through my post journey. Was not shy to reveal any issue details regardless of how bad they made me sound. I posted many pictures of my past girlfriend as if she was a trophy. The more time i spent with her the less time i spent with my bestfriend. My Bestfriend fell into peer pressure and developed a drug habit that when i tried to help was too late. I blamed myself but selfishly proceeded to take care of the current relationship with my girlfriend that i had.

Reviewed more submissions and started to change my speech on post to sound more educated. Tried to get into photoshop (failed but at least i tried) while people photoshopped me(the term "FAILED" was becoming very popular by this time along with L33t and owned/pwned). Got into politics on NGs and befriended many current "BIG NAMES" on NG. All the fights from my relationship were posted and i was extremely surprised how many people actually gave me advice of similar problems they went through. I leaped out of one relationship and jumped into another, cheating wasnt an option for my prior love but was non exsistant for the next. I was on a mission rampage fueled by alcohol, loud music and slutty women only looking for a good time. Lasted for a while then started confusing lust for love in the next relationship even though it took almost 6 months before i even started caring for the girl.

Moved to tampa with the girlfriend ( another life lesson i had to learn the hard way). I knew no one that lived there. She knew everyone and had relatives. I disliked many things about her family. Starting from zero sucked. Got a job and could barely live the life i wanted. Decided to break off everything and move back. Became an EMCEE for night clubs and was back in buisness, going to college and parties. Just the way i liked it. Bad news strikes again. Bestfriend whos birthday is 2 days after mine goes to prison for 5 years. Started developing insomnia from not getting enough sleep everyday. Slept 2 hours and felt fully rested.

Stopped school to learn eletronics from this "genious" who helped me understand/repair celluars. Opened a store with my father . 5 friends passed away this year and my bestfriend just got out of prison. rapping in forums as a notepad so i never forget ryhmes. photo memes everywhere along with ponies... -_-

Half way through my 20's now. Newgrounds carries alot of my childhood. Something i can look back and laugh at. Im not going to stop here. I still plan to travel. After i complete that. we'll see where i stand.

I may not be an artist/animator/moderator/musician but i've seen it all on newgrounds. Proud of wade and tom for their accomplishments. Just couple dumb kids working hard but when work is fun then you're hardly working.

If anyone wants to share their experience of newgrounds GO FOR IT. i dont mind a good read.

I know i missed quite a few things. guess it'll have to wait for another day. ^-^

Response to: Deodorant , OR Cologne? Posted September 19th, 2012 in General

At 9/19/12 11:21 PM, Piemix wrote: Cologne all the way. Smells sexier and less like gross funky jocks.

And I don't understand why this or that threads aren't allowed, if we give an explanation then they should be.

Hey sks respond to my rap asshole lol

Response to: Hip-hop is only disliked by kids.. Posted September 19th, 2012 in General

At 6/6/11 03:13 PM, Tobi wrote: My god, this thread.

Hip hop is awesome. The reason why most people on here don't like it is because they don't give it a chance. I like Spanish music too. Reggeton will make women shake that ass.

Response to: Bipolar feelings about ng Posted September 19th, 2012 in General

At 9/19/12 08:58 PM, Dimitrilium wrote: Yeah I love posting shit as a time waster. But I hate the fact that half my post manage to stay undelited.

Well, if this is my first post then it's because they reset everything... =(

Response to: Is TehSlapHappy Posted June 19th, 2011 in General

after reading the second page, i seem to have gotten lost as to what we were talking about, but i rememebered just in time to say slappy looks like every black person.

Response to: Do Something Productive Posted June 12th, 2011 in General

i could be doing everything everyone else is saying in this topic.

Response to: seth putnam of anal cunt is dead Posted June 12th, 2011 in General

i dont know him but sorry to hear that. RIP

Response to: Beach Party! Posted June 12th, 2011 in General

I own a home in palm beach, florida - soooo yeah.

Response to: So I got my first ticket Posted June 12th, 2011 in General

At 6/11/11 09:23 PM, Ship wrote: At least you weren't going 20 over. That would have been a guaranteed court appearance and a hefty fine.

Everytime i've been pulled for speeding its been 25-30 over the speed limits.

Everytime i was driving over a bridge.

I, no longer, drive over bridges going fast.

oh yeah, fuck the police when it comes to giving out tickets. Everytime i was speeding too there was no one on the road and i was completely sober - they should try giving warnings to good citizens- fucking asssholes.

Response to: youtube easter egg Posted June 12th, 2011 in General

i guess your not the last because im the last... i never knew this, nor cared but thanks for sharing!

Response to: Porn For the Blind Posted June 12th, 2011 in General

Im sure blind people have better things to do than this.

Response to: The most badass thing you have done Posted June 12th, 2011 in General

At 6/12/11 02:27 AM, Malt-Shake wrote: Told off my girlfriends 6''7 ex-boyfriend off politely when he stalked us all the way to Disney World.

wow what a creep, over obsessive Pussy WHOOPED insecure guy. Just pure speculation though since i dont know this guy personally and know what are the details of your past relationship.

Response to: The most badass thing you have done Posted June 12th, 2011 in General

Had a 3 sum - 3 times. After the first time, never thought it would happen again. I couldnt believe how easy it is now-a-days when you have cool girlfriends.

Response to: Let's Watch Saving Private Ryan Posted June 12th, 2011 in General

At 6/12/11 02:27 AM, Hemlok wrote:
At 6/12/11 02:20 AM, ICY-HURR wrote:
BEST WAR MOVIE EVER.
Schindler's List>

You see i saw that movie... its a different feel. Almost enough to put keep them separate lol

Response to: Let's Watch Saving Private Ryan Posted June 12th, 2011 in General

Like expendables had alot of good actors, that really went to waste but in this movie all the great actors played their role as if it was the main charater of the movie. Really SUPERB. Everyone of them should have recieved an award. Besides that bitch who let his friend die in the room because he was to big of a pussy to save him. He sure picked a the lassssttt moment to get balls. LOL i knows its a fictional charater but stilll pissed me off to see this guy do that, really get you and your emotions into the movie.

Response to: Let's Watch Saving Private Ryan Posted June 12th, 2011 in General

im watching it right now. BEST WAR MOVIE EVER. Also the sniper headshot has to be one of the best parts of the movie. I respect steven spilsberg for this movie.

Response to: Official Nba Playoffs 2010-2011 Posted June 10th, 2011 in General

At 6/10/11 12:04 AM, TheKlown wrote:
At 6/9/11 11:50 PM, ICY-HURR wrote: wow... dirk and terry are succh a problem. GO HEAT :(
ZOMG, IS THAT YOU IN YOUR AVATAR? I WANT THE GIRLS, ZOMG THEY SUPER HOT. I LOVE THE BOOBS... zomg im perving!! Sorry...

Haha yeah thats me! They are twins and both have fake tits lol

Response to: I smacked a crack, baby Posted June 10th, 2011 in General

At 6/6/11 03:28 AM, SKS wrote: It wouldn't even been cool for me to make another rap, I just got fucked up by SKS.

ummm. no . Let me kill you with some characters from mortal kombat.

ima kick it like liu kang while your on my pole like jade,
im the boss like shao khan, meaning im the highest level stage,
Shadow kick will break your ribs, when it comes from johnny cage,
and if you want a bitch to kick your ass, well heres sonya blade,
you couldnt even striker because around women your afraid,
and just to add fucking yourself is the only time your getting laid,
leave you shocked like raiden, and TOASTY like bacon, and everyone knows
war is my craft - LEERROOYYY JEKKKINNSS,
then its says finish him, so heres your fatality in the makin....

i take out the duct tape, wrap your dumb face, skin your stomach, puncture the right place to make you vomit to where you choke on your own taste then chop your head off and stuff it in your ass to mix in with your own waste,
your soft like cake or a fluffy made muffin, then to finish you off, i use heat - EASY BAKE OVEN.

your idea of affection is getting an erection,
beating off to the net without Norton anti-virus protection,
hope you learn your lesson about fucking with cyber love,
You couldnt be WINNING even if you were using tigers blood.

Even canas murdered you and he aint even a beast or the best yet,
he just lyrical, hits punchlines that go over peoples eggheads,
but even he should know you need yeast to make bread
but at least im here to make both of you bedwetters dead

You want name flips canas
because i can do them too,
just check yourself,
like a nike running shoe,
and your rapping like you know how but your the mecca of wack,
you already fit the description, you might as well be rebecca black,
you should retire like shaq,
and never come back
and then we'd all be better,
or pull a heath ledger,
so if you lames say my name, then say my name proper,
cuz im bringing heat to the game like mario chalmers,
and still getting green like mario's partner
keep my name out your mouth like micheal infront of carter,
and if you do that then i might let you live alot longer faggot, you'd think it was Orlando's magic,
see the name flips arent that hard, im not even tryin, so stop name droppin like connon o brian.

Response to: Official Nba Playoffs 2010-2011 Posted June 9th, 2011 in General

wow... dirk and terry are succh a problem. GO HEAT :(

Response to: Would adding boobs make it better? Posted June 5th, 2011 in Video Games

At 5/22/11 05:13 PM, ZJ wrote:
At 5/22/11 03:37 PM, dmansland wrote: Boobs would actually make Street Fighter worse. If they were all flat chested like Makoto, then I would be able to pay attention instead of staring at everyone's huge tits. That's why I don't play Soul Calibur

Fuck you C. Viper and your watermelon sized jugs
Most fighting games fall under this trap. Did you check out the latest Mortal Kombat game? Every single female character has at least C-Cup titties and they're all proudly displayed with their costumes.

wow you picked my favorite charater...

I use her to as my main fighter and melieena as a tag partner. interesting that your choice was jade not melieena because shes the one with the sexiest outfit.

Response to: Hip-hop is only disliked by kids.. Posted June 5th, 2011 in General

biggie fan... i could listen to him all day. wish he was still around to make new stuff.

Response to: best night with your friends Posted June 5th, 2011 in General

Its in the process... HANGOVER 3

Response to: So she got naked Posted June 5th, 2011 in General

You just asked for a picture of cock to see how you respond.

Your offically gay, sks.

Guess you came out the closet. No big deal, pass the women "supermodels", that you obviously didnt take care of, my way.

Response to: Stupid Pussy Whooping Girls Posted June 5th, 2011 in General

At 6/5/11 02:57 AM, Alex12345269 wrote: fuck bitches, get money

EXACTLY....

bitches flock to money. so you get money, you get bitches... done.

Response to: Soldier fights off 30 Taliban solo! Posted June 5th, 2011 in General

Im glad he took out those foolish brainwashed muslim extremist. I hope those talibans are erased from the face of this earth. And everyone needs to drop the chuck norris jokes already... its played out like a overused radio song.

Response to: I smacked a crack, baby Posted June 5th, 2011 in General

im a fan of hip hop,
i even it made it my hobby,
im in your crack spot,
slapping both whitney and bobby,
i dont care what you say,
aint no way you can stop me,
thats why your girl wants me,
giving new meaning to "SWAP MEET" (meat),
i arrive and you leave,
we switch in the lobby,
in her eyes i can see,
we about to get sloppy,
shes starts talking to my dick like it was a walkie-talkie,
till i turn her face white just like a jabba-walkie,
who thinks they can fuck with me?
ill drive a humvee, over your front teeth, break your ribs, and make you eat shit from one of vicks puppies,
some call me a dummy,
fuck pokey,
they just mad cause im getting green like gumby,
im sick, call me "STUFFY"
you can hate me or love me but i wont stop now, (nas)
give you a hit and make you my bitch, you can call me chris brown
This is me wild, G-style, giving you my dick, penile, freestyle.

Response to: I smacked a crack, baby Posted June 5th, 2011 in General

awesome hahahahahaha