Period 4 - In a Nutshell
All of the below is sequential

-Overweight substitute
- Half the class missing
-Extremely loud class
-Stalk girl breaks table
-Substitute teacher calls security
-Stalk girl begins to sob but is relieved when she gets in no trouble
-I cheat on my entire test.
-Everyone was talking during the test
-Some black guy who had his PE shorts on puts his dick in a football guy's mouth to the point of choking the guy.
-Black guy admits he's bi
-An Indian girl comes out of the closet saying she's a lesbian.
-She quickly denies
-Class turns into a soap opera
-The class oddball makes a couple minute speech droning on about death and destruction and violence
-A drooling girl is caught looking at some guy's boner
-Some guy talks about his ass
-Substitute teacher looks like he's about to have a heart attack at his desk
-Fat guy begins throwing paper balls at random people
-A quiet guy in the middle of the room begins praying to god for mercy
-Stalk girl declares some guy put her lolipop on his leg and slaps him in the face.
-A "popular" girl starts droning on about how much of a whore she is.
-Some nerd has an incredible spasm in the room but then says he's ok.
-The bell rings

I am saved.

At 11/20/09 06:02 PM, Judzfell wrote: my girlfriend's friend is prego, She is 16 and is not fit to be a mother. She decided she was going to keep it with her 20 year old boyfriend shes been dating for a month.

But anyways.

She recently (after being only a few weeks pregnant) felt a pop in her stomach, and then she bled from her vagina profoundly, and tiny white specks poured out. She smokes still, drinks, does oxy, is not being healthy. just kinda curious as if anyone can tell me if the baby exploded or something else happened?

All sorts of wrong in this post.
1. Your 20 year old friend had sex with a 16 year old girl (you said you lived in Canada so from how swell you took it and from what I heard I guess it's legal)
2. Your friend got a girl pregnant unintentionally.
3. The girl is unfit to be a mother
4. She still smokes, drinks, and does oxy ( OMG THE HELL???)
5. She's likely to have a miscarriage...after all that you just mentioned maybe she should because she literally just pumped a bunch of toxins into that child and felt a pop and bled profoundly.
6. If she gives birth your friend will be stuck with a stupid girlfriend and either a mentally retarded child or a survivor.
7. They're both far too young...possible rough life ahead? I wouldn't want to live with a dumb bitch like that, maybe at least helping the child.
8. Girl obviously has problems. I recommend rehab after all this crap.
9. About your question, ask a doctor or go to some sort of online medical website and look for answers (if you're that persistent)
10. Your friend might have STDS from that woman...
11. Goodluck to your friend, try to be supportive even though they made some incredibly terrible decisions. Mostly on the girl's part, all that drinking and doing drugs with a baby in her belly is just horrifying.

Would you kill someone for valor and protection?

Example: Military, saving your community, becoming a hero

Would you kill someone for survival?

Example: Saving yourself from someone who wants to kill you by means of killing them

Would you kill someone for love?

Example: Saving your family, saving your loved one(s)

Would you kill for freedom?

Example: Liberation, French Resistance to Nazis, American Civil War Fort Wagner

Imagine now that you're yourself. There is a button in front of you. Press the button and only one person anywhere on the earth dies. No evidence of this person's death will point in your direction. You will receive $1,000,000.

Consider your family, do they need the money? Are you desperate?
Consider yourself, are you alright? Are you overly stressed financially? Are the medical bills you may have daunting?
Consider your country or another nation, do the unfortunate people need this money? Could you use it for more good than that other person could ever accomplish?
Consider the person who will die as a result of the button, is it worth it? You'll never know who you killed. Are you that curious that you must know? Would you be more comfortable pretending you killed a notorious human being? What if you killed a good person? Could he even do the amount of good you can do with this money?
Consider the money, what can I do with a million dollars? Will I use this for good purposes, bad purposes, leisure, or to help myself or my family? Do I care if I acquire this money? Do I need this money? Can I do enough good or bad with this money to honor or dishonor the death?

Remember with this sort of decision it isn't a fruitless effort to ask yourself questions. It will benefit you into making the decisive decision.

This thread is full of hilarity. I would never do any of this though.

"That women smells like piss!"

Not weird but more utterly true and we had to go through a prolonged bus ride with a woman who smelled of urine and held no hygienic goals.

Wait how come this went from being persistent on finding any job to specifically being a pro wrestler?

Are you still looking to support yourself or living with your friends who are helping you to survive and for you to achieve something in wrestling?

I see you want to be something in wrestling but are you too focused on this over getting a job?

So many questions, but really what are you aiming for?

The first two to reply to this topic had the best answers.

I'd go with one of them.

What dog DOESN'T want to be warm and comfy?

Think about your dog, think about how cold he is, and then think about a snuggy.

It's the perfect choice!

Everyone that I know who smokes know it's bad and don't do it cause they think they're cool. Guess they're just dumb and would rather keep puffing till they finally get tired of it and throw it away.

At 11/1/09 08:34 PM, JKMonkey wrote: me and my fiancee went to a party, I dressed as a pimp and she dressed as a hooker, we got drunk, passed out, and woke up 3 hours later, it was awesome.

cosplay sex didn't even cross your mind?

Me neither.

........................................

At 11/1/09 08:31 PM, Xarnor wrote: I heard that an obsession with bodybuilding leads to an obscenely elongated and penis-like neck.

Actually it "shortens" your neck since you're building more muscle on the upper body which can cover some of the neck.

Wait I have no idea.

Anyway are you looking for people local to you or just internet support? I'm not interested in this but you might want to include that in your post.

At 11/1/09 08:07 PM, Obsessed117 wrote: Because honestly...if a kid without a driver's license wants to have sex then there isn't any way for him to get rubbers if he doesn't live in walking distance of a store. So then in that case he would have to get a parent to drive him...and no kid is going to ask their parents to let them buy condoms at the store.

It's called a bus or a taxi. If you can't afford either you shouldn't have sex because your just a plain failure.

If I just forget their name I usually just ask them what their name is and try to remember where we met.

If I forgot everything about that person then I'm usually like "Uhh, I forgot can you refresh my memory?" or something like that.

At 10/29/09 10:12 PM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 10/29/09 10:10 PM, GiantDouche wrote: I've seen Amish people talk on cell phones and ride in cars. They finally realized that ignoring technology is fucking retarded.

The have sects called Ordnungs [ Meaning order in German ] some are strict and use no electricity, etc. Some watch tv and shit.

Then what the hell is the point? Restricting your own freedom? Makes no sense.

Who cares it's a private company.

Now if they sued for tax payer money...

who wouldn't want to sue, get some money for all the crap they may have indirectly caused atleast
bit ridiculous but oh well, nothing new

Go to a nuclear bomb shelter gah dur.

Anything else that's going to "end the world" is gonna be more gradual in which we'll have more time to get calm and all think about our legacies and life like old people do on their death bed.

I'm being a Roman bachelor.

Taste my long bread and spurting wine!

ok ok sexual pun my bad

K well if medicine isn't working for you, you might have to toggle your inner self or some philosophical thing like that. Take meditation classes, have quiet periods with yourself, and look for anything inspirational.

I know this might sound out there but have you considered electroconvulsive therapy? I'm not even sure if this helps people with psychosis but it might be worth mentioning to your doctor. Usually when people are desperate they turn to this because most things aren't just working out. Sounds a bit extreme but who knows?

Anyway, I hope things turn out well.

I don't have a good memory but I swear you made a thousand threads that really represent your name well to you.

And yes, if you did that you're a terrible, terrible person.

All the costumes so far are win except that guy who thinks wearing a white bedsheet qualifies as a costume in the 21st century.

At 10/29/09 11:24 PM, Tonsil-Hockey wrote: False alarm, was just Pins and needles. I use that finger for my mouse wheel. Still numb. Did I mention I'm a hypochondriac and my doctor wont take my calls anymore?

K well this was a bit odd at first but now we all know the facts =).

You saved your dog but you stole my heart

<3

Do any of you actually solely use your pants zipper? I find it far too uncomfortable to have my dick be ravaged by sharp and hard metal. Whether it's a urinal or a toilet I unbutton and unzip. Probably most of you would unzip and unbutton when peeing in a toilet, but what about a urinal?

I say regardless unbutton and unzip. Just hug the urinal closely and avoid brushing against the pee tainted walls filled with who knows how much bacteria and DNA from so many different people. It takes me like an entire minute to just fish around for the hole in my underwear till I can finally unleash it and relieve myself. This can be awkward for some fellow males may be wondering what perv is stroking his stuff next to a urinal. The unbuttoning and unzipping process is almost instantaneous relief which is much more efficient than fishing around for a minute.

Worried about other weird looking males staring at your genitalia? Don't be for they are not interested. If they do however piss on their shoes and call them a gay guy (stunningly accurate for this situation).

The main question is, do you solely unzip use your zipper to urinate? Or do you both just unbutton and unzip like a free man?

This is what we call bragging...fake bragging.

I thought marijuana was already legalized for medicinal use for like cancer patients and when prescribed by a doctor or something. Are you talking about over the counter or what?

I agree with people on how Blair Witch was fail. "omg noises outside ahhh wheres that guy ahh omg more noises ahh!" not only that but a disappointing ending (for me atleast, but what do you expect from a low budget movie anyway).

Haven't seen Paranormal Activity. I don't think it's going to be anything spectacular or ingenious but at the very least a creep/spooky horror movie that will probably give you some chills. Dunno though I haven't watched it yet, probably will when I get the chance.

I walk step, by step, by step, by step, by step, by step, by step, top.

Oh wait I want to go downstairs.

I walk step, by step, by step, by step, by step, by step, by step...

If someone is addicted to something and you suddenly take it away...

Get ready to be raped.

I meant attacked

I don't even know anymore.

Interesting how people in the UK are bashing their own country. Then I read their reasons and thought "mmk makes sense." I'm guessing Norwegians or Australians love their country more than UK, since they are the best places to live.
Was surprised how high USA was because we've been doing bad lately (getting a tad better). Then again we are the richest and most powerful so we should be up there, if not that would be disappointing :P (not wanting to sound like I'm bragging but It's fact)