Patriotism has done more good than bad over history, like the things you mentioned. People going into the military for their country. Although it also does some bad things. Like people saying "MY COUNTRY IS 1000X BETTER THAN ALL YOURS!" (not really but something like that :p). It's a good thing to love your country because that is the country you have probably born in and raised in and stuff. It's bad though when you begin to brag about your country and how everyone else sucks donkey crap.

Well it's not really bad. More like really annoying. You can love your country but once you get annoying about it, it's time to stop bragging.

At 9/2/08 12:00 AM, pHuXxXB0xX wrote: hey, i said comparing old people to emos. almost everything else is ok.

Old people are strippers then. They are slutty on the outside whorish on the inside.

There's a fire. . .

IN MY PANTS!

rips pants off and dances

Whatever newgrounds.

You respect old people but you joke about fat old people

You respect smart old people but you laugh hysterically at Southern USA old people

You might love your grandparents but might hate your very old teacher who always busts you for running in between periods and talking in class.

whatever

At 9/1/08 11:16 PM, pHuXxXB0xX wrote: comparing funny old people to emos is not entertaining. it's a disgrace. for old people. shit, i'd be pissed.

Ok they are pirates then. They go to the poop deck often.

ROTFL xDDD

I'm adding that to my list of retarded jokes. . .

At 9/1/08 10:56 PM, Szayel wrote: I don't see how people can't find the hilarity/sarcasm in this thread.

It's astounding.

Yup, people aren't getting it.

I thought newgrounds was smart but this thread has convinced me otherwise that they are not good at common sense.

LOLOLOL STEREOTYPED YOU ALL

Newgrounds has a dull sense of humor.

Your suppose to say something funny about old people related to emoism and go " just kidding lololol my grandpa teh roxxors"

really newgrounds CAN YOU CATCH ON?

EH EH?

None of you have tossed a couple jokes about old people once in a while for a quick laugh? Then your a liar.

LIARRR

Ever joked about old farts?

This is similar, so stop bandwagonning.

OPEN YOUR EYES

AND TAKE A LEAK

For those who are incoherently confused. I advise you to take this thread as non serious as possible to avoid any confusion from my original misdirected choice of topic.

- OP

At 9/1/08 10:23 PM, pHuXxXB0xX wrote: in four words: no.

alternatively, also no. your argument is not flawed, so much as it is retarded in the core.

omfg is everything on newgrounds an argument nowadays?

You know what LIGHTEN UP A LITTLE. LOOK FOR THE LIGHT THAT IS NOT YOUR ANUS.

At 9/1/08 10:17 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: Except they listen to Dave Mathews Band?

Precisely.

At 9/1/08 10:18 PM, Slayer3751 wrote: My grandpa can hit a coffee can from a mile with his rifle. And he cliff dives.

When he turns 92 guess who's going to go cliff diving? NOT HIM

At 9/1/08 10:16 PM, Straight-Edge wrote: Uh... Most grandparents don't actually act like that...

I couldn't disagree more.

Ever think your 86 year old grandma with arthritis was an emo? Probably not. You must know that they are all actually emos.

Think about it. You say something to your grandma like "JUST SHUT UP BITCH!"

one minute later she has a heart attack and dies.

Your Grandpa made you a bike he spent years on and you say "It's fucking ugly I don't want it" and leave.

next morning he became senile and ran into a car that was going 90mph.

Go into Silver Oaks Nursing Home? They're all delusional and depressed and overdose on pills.

Seriously, old people are just wrinkly emos, that's it.

That would put our economy to ruins. Then it will kill our research and power and other. America's economy is based on consumers. Without trade, we'd fall. We depend on other countries as other countries depend on us.

If USA became isolated, not only will our economy fall but other countries will experience enormous drops of their economy as well. The world will slow down as in research, technology, investments, materials, everything.

I like a big array of music.

What does that make me? :3

California is like the Bahamas without the hurricanes.

Go California! Woo!

Well someone is having a bad day.

When I was born.

WAHHHH

WAHHHH

seriously.

Oh god why did I google? MY EYES! MY EYES!

Also, if you get a Prince Albert expect a torn penis.

Tell her to wear plastic over her lips.

goodluck with that xD

At 9/1/08 04:43 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 9/1/08 04:42 AM, PanzerKorpse wrote: What kind of name is Monster's Ball?

It sounds either sexual or scary.

Sounds pretty erotic to me, get jiggy with the monster under your bed ROTFL!

At 8/31/08 11:26 PM, TheMayo wrote: *sigh*
The United States is pretty big.
Not all of us are the same.
We are separated by music, location, interests.
We are for the most part, pretty different.
So stop saying "American's this" or "Americans that"
Seriously

You know that makes a lot of sense. America or The United States is extremely diverse and has a large populace. We have one thing all in common though in America, we're Americans.

At 7/26/08 07:07 PM, VGmasters wrote: It's not fully back. There hasn't been a movie made for a while.

Yeah, but still the site is there. Like a historical monument that will be with the internet till the end of it all. We will never forget the memories of stickdeath no matter how much time has past or how fast technology has changed. . .

Nuclear war + humanity = no internet.

But if we avoid that, then yes it will continue to thrive.

At 9/1/08 04:16 AM, cast wrote:

At 9/1/08 04:10 AM, Icecry0 wrote:

I can sense the excitement and anxiety from the people in the hurricane's path, people from Louisiana the most. I hope they all have a home to come back to when it's over.

As of right now New Orleans is under a tornado warning. :O

Oh wow, tornado and hurricane lolz. New Orleans is so lucky it's a cultural landmark or we would've sold it to Portugal and nuke it a long time agooo

horrible joke

anyway, looks like New Orleans is up for a bumpy ride. . .

At 9/1/08 02:52 AM, THEBEASTKING wrote:

At 9/1/08 02:46 AM, afuckingname wrote: Just came back from highway 9, it was dark, and I stepped on roadkill

and then John was a zombie..

After being raped furiously by a giraffe.

At 9/1/08 02:49 AM, poxpower wrote:

At 9/1/08 02:17 AM, Yale wrote: Yeah this is pretty old, I'm pretty sure they have already made plans of demolishing that building and making a new one.

Well that sounds like a perfectly good and sufficient reason to destroy a big building.

Why did I laugh? xD

Anyway, if they're demolishing it just because of the sign they must be a little coocoo

At 9/1/08 03:58 AM, cast wrote:

At 8/30/08 06:22 PM, milinko959 wrote: I hope New Orleans gets owned again.

They're not going to, thank god.

It's going to hit just west of New Orleans.

which could cause flooding major flooding, yet again.

I can sense the excitement and anxiety from the people in the hurricane's path, people from Louisiana the most. I hope they all have a home to come back to when it's over.

No it isn't. We live in the present, and the future is never written in stone. The more you question it the more complicated it gets and the more time you waste from your LIFE. How do we know it's not written in stone though? Well then, who pre determines life? God? You can say that. What about the people who don't believe in god? There is no one to pre determine it, so it cannot be predetermined. It can only be manipulated.

Palm Reading is like:

You're going to shit sometime between 12:30 and 1:20. They don't mention pm or am.

You're going to Red Robins. When you just told them.

You have three sisters. As he looks on your social security profile through your credit card with complete access contributed by the government.

But really how does the palm reading work. :3

The same guy who was always in the bunker.

or woman.

or child

or alien.

or animal

or dog.

or transvestite.

. ..

When you throw them into Antarctica for a year of cold turkey, literally.