At 11/11/08 11:32 AM, Savory wrote: It's all practice dude, I'm sure your 1000th drawing will be much better....until then, practice!

Thanks! For now this IS my most-detailed drawing.

Thanks for the feedback. "This guy" = the drawing itself.

Yeah, I know the proportions are a bit off, I couldn't get it right no matter how long I spent, and trust me that's pretty good compared to what I had before.

I spent a lot of time making the clothes rubberized, with lighting and shading. If you don't like it then that's fine but just take some time to look at all the little details.

Wow, all these are excellent, but man oh man Freaky Fred brought back some goooood memories.

Been forever, NG, but I'm back.

Let me know what you think. I just spent a couple of hours on this guy.

At 8/18/08 09:52 AM, ThePretenders wrote: Indeed Westerners respect their elders so much, that they throw them into an old people's home.

Oh, yes, us Westerners with our cowboy hats and mcdonalds, you bastard. Do you have any idea how hard it is to live with a grandparent? My grandmother lives with us, and it's taking over our lives. She needs constant attention, cocktails of pills and supplements, can't go out for more than an hour without feeling exhausted and nauseous, doesn't eat much, is incredibly frail and fragile, and we can't go on vacations without leaving one family member behind to take care of her. She's invading all our free time and she's almost impossible to take care of, but we still do it and we love her and we respect her.

It would be easy to put her in a home, but we can't afford that, she wouldn't like it, and anything could happen to her. Learn what it means to take care of someone like her 24/7 before you generalize about us, huh?

At 8/18/08 08:47 AM, 749-Pi wrote:

The thing that makes me dislike old people is they use their age as a crutch, and as some kind of leverage over you.

Yeah? And if you had lived for 70+ years and seen all sorts of wars and events, what the fuck would you do with that experience? Hide it away and be ashamed of it and never mention it?

Respect your fucking elders because, god knows, they don't have much time left here.

Well, if you've had your computer for 2 years and you've done it once a night, minus a few and maybe you did it twice a day some days, so we'll call it 650 times. Average of 325 a year, although for many it'll be more. Even at that, in 2 years you've made/saved $16,250!!!

If you didn't have your computer, you'd have paid a car's worth in handjobs in just 2 years!!!

And if you're one of the guys on the $700 computer you got for college or something, that's only 28 times you have to do!

You could also take into effect how many girlfriends you've made who gave you what would be that $50+ package for free, minus whatever gifts you had to buy them first.

Here's an easy way to find out, using just one of the many factors!

Let's say a hand job costs $25, and your computer was $2,000 when you bought it. A hand job, in essence, is just jerking off.

What you do, is multiply the number of times you've jerked off while on your computer by $25, and if the product exceeds the price of your computer, you've paid it off right there!

A $2,000 computer can be paid in full with just 80 pleasures, and I'm sure you'll have plenty left over for the electrical bill and internet provider bill!

So, is your computer worth what you paid?

At 7/29/08 06:59 AM, MindChamber wrote: does she have a showerhead spray nozzle in her snatch?

Well, you can't see it very well, but half of the stream is hitting the windowsill and splashing over, and then there's wind from being up so high, like the 5th floor or something, which would cause it to spread out like that.

Haha, I paid attention to detail, huh?

Ok folks, here's something new.

I was talking with one of my friends who lives out in Pennsylvania, and I wound up showing her some of my slightly NSFW pieces of work. She asked me, after seeing a few good ones, if I could draw a scene for her. I said sure, not knowing what she wanted.

She asked me if I could draw a girl with her butt hanging out over a windowsill of some apartment building, peeing out the window, and it coming down onto some unlucky guy.

Well, I already told her I would, and I know she'll appreciate it, so I got right on it. Took me all of 3 hours to complete.

And here you go, a girl peeing out a window of a high-rise building onto some poor guy in a white shirt who happens to be in the most wrong place in a very bad time.

My first NSFW art post in my NG history...comment away!!!

Will it blend? That is the question!

That happened to me the other night, at 2 in the morning, when I went to go pee. I stubbed my toe on the doorway, making my turn into the bathroom a little early, and on my way back to my bed my shin found the footboard. Isn't that what we have shins for anyway; to find furniture in the dark?

At least everything went alright in the bathroom o_o

At 7/14/08 12:00 AM, NinjasAreBetter wrote: You should come down to Florida! Its only like 100+ For Monday through friday!

Why go now when I'm going in mid-August? Seriously, I'll be in Tampa visiting family during the hottest part of the year.

At 7/13/08 09:07 PM, ghyfty wrote: Your lieing.Stop acting like you don't want too. You probably do but rub it in our faces.

Ah, yes, I love leaving my absolute best friend and hopefully girlfriend to go to a house with a pool and do nothing but entertain myself with horribly boring summer reading assignments.

She has work all week this week, so we wouldn't be hanging out anyway. That's why I'm going.

At 7/13/08 07:37 PM, MisterUnderstood wrote: The biggest house in the world is there. 100,000+ sq ft.

omg big houses.

So, what, you gonna stand outside the gates and look at it? Not that fun...

I mean really, what's so special about it? I mean, unless you're living on the beach it's not anything different than:

-omg a house with a pool
and
-omg a development complex

I guess, for people who live in the city, it's a pleasure to get out of their little cells and experience property ownership, but I already have a backyard so, yeah.

BORING.

I'll be honest, the furry scene isn't my cup of tea necessarily. I don't doubt for a minute that it'd be hot to have a crazy, purring gf who wears cat ears every now and then for fun.

What I'd like to talk about is the art. Now, when it's not obscenely nude and inappropriate, I really appreciate some of the art that gets churned out. The blend between the human and animal aspects are usually seamless, and much attention is paid to details. Details, details, details, something that is crucial for good art to be considered as such.

I'm a very open minded person, and I've become very expressive in these recent months. I don't shun you for what you do, because I don't want to be shunned for what I do. I say, power to ya. You guys are fine by me!

b ^o^ d

Here's a picture I saw recently, I thought it was one of the best I'd ever seen. I have no problem saying that it's pretty friggin' hot!

At 7/12/08 04:18 AM, DekapitatoR wrote: What's up with the sudden furry pic spamming? i hope you guys are getting banned for this, i thought i was fuckin getting a thread about beaver-beaver, but you assholes just ruined it with your gay ass furry pics.

Give up, man. Either look at them and respect the time and effort that goes into making them, or don't bother. Like it or not, they're some damn decent drawings!

Eugh, they're starting to come out of the woodwork in my town too. I got 4 of them these past 2 months. Luckily, they come on Saturdays and I tell them that since we're Jewish and it's the Sabbath, we can't accept any religious material. I do it in a nice calm voice, and they leave, but if they ever decide to stay after I tell them that they will get such an ear-raping from what I have to say about their beliefs.

Only clams, octopus, fried calamari, dragon eel sushi rolls, and any fish that is caught fresh so that it tastes like steak and not a dumpster.

Me:
you're broken
God:
Please send a bug report to my botmaster.
Me:
alright
God:
OK.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you already asked me that
God:
Good. You detect repetition.

HAHAHA, this is great!

God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
bender
Me:

God:
You think bender is superior to ALICE?
God:
You think bender is superior to ALICE?
Me:
bender's the greatest, and you can bite his shiny metal ass
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
you wouldn't...
God:
Interesting gossip: said I wouldn t.

At 5/31/08 09:00 PM, jewdudewtf wrote: Wait, what exactly are you asking us to do?

Ee is saying "where do you are applyink for americanness citizenski?"

No idea in the world; I was born here. Best of luck to your friend, and make sure she doesn't wind up in the gutter.

I'm so confused, I thought it was spelled BritIAn, not BritAIn...damn...

It makes sense the way it's spelled, 'ain,' but I remember being told that the correct order is 'ian.'

Eugh, I don't know what's included in the UK, Great Britian/Great Britain, England, or Britian/Britain! I'm so lost!

Haven't heard of the show, I'm guessing it's similar to "America's got Talent" on this side of the pond...

20 seconds too much to ask for? What do you guys think? I think the music is the icing on the cake for this one.

Why did he have to get a blonde for a driver?!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBNXsDYLI co

At 5/7/08 04:48 PM, Potempkin wrote: DID YOU SAY MS PAINT?

Hahaha, that's great!

At 4/25/08 12:20 AM, Orange-Jews wrote: i cant help but get the suspicion that this girl you met at Disney world is a child... you sick fuck.

Well, we're both 16, so you could say that.