Mmm. Bloody Mary is my fave drink. Makes me want to go get one now.

It's 5 o' clock somewhere eh?

At 1/7/09 01:54 AM, RedDreadSky wrote: You're going to love my nuts.

I love how he throws the other thing behind him and it lands perfectly in the kitchen sink.

Watch this guy get a cult following. Just watch it happen.

What the fuck runs through the minds of the writers.

Like this commercial for Afrin. Bet the guy who wrote this is a furry.

Anyone think of any other commercials worthy of a "wtf' moment?

That's attractive.

At 12/30/08 07:33 PM, Zerok wrote: Dammit I've created a monster.

Yea, seriously Zerok? Who the hell mods Burnzoid...ever?

At 12/30/08 07:09 PM, Twilight95 wrote:

At 12/30/08 07:07 PM, IblameLeoforthis wrote: ..

You ginger, I knew that was you.

Wasn't me. >=[

Sam obviously wishes he has had as much sex as I have. That's the reason he kicked me.

He just can't handle competition.

It's newgrounds. You get ignored until you reach 5k posts. Then you're either loved or hated.

Unless you're boring, then you're still ignored.

At 12/30/08 02:00 PM, simon wrote: You'll regret it.

At 12/30/08 03:40 PM, Lucy wrote: I was dating someone who introduced me to newgrounds, go for it.

Rofl.

Insomnia
Manic Depression
and mild Schizophrenia

At 12/30/08 02:25 PM, KemCab wrote: whine whine whinety whine.

Ahaha. Oh man. I've missed laughing at you. I'm so pleased you've returned.

At 12/28/08 11:44 PM, Oxymaniac wrote: What if I didn't join NG?

I would have more of a life...

You know, I never really questioned that. Hmm, good point.

What if I had done that instead of this? What if I had turned right, instead of left? What if I had walked a little slower, what if I had walked a little faster? What if I had talked to her? What if I had talked to him? What if...

In light of the new year coming up, future regrets, mistakes, choices, come to mind. They make you think of your past regrets, mistakes, and choices you've already made.

I am no different of course. Today at dinner, scenes of my past ran through my head. And the phrase 'what if' popped up, more than a few times. And I wondered, if there were any huge 'what if' moments you NGers had. And if so, what they were. What choice you made, the result of the decision, what you would do differently given the chance, and the expected outcome from the altered decision.

My biggest 'what if' is from elementary school. When I left my old town, to move to a new one. In my old school, I was rather popular and I had wonderful friends. I wasn't shy at all, and I was a great conversationalist for my age. When I moved, that all changed, people picked on me, I lost my confidence, I wasn't able to make great friends, and I suck at talking now. I stutter like crazy.

So I was thinking, what if I hadn't moved? Would I have still grown up to be the stuttering mess that I am now? Or would I have been a completely different person? Would I have kept all my friends? Would I be more talkative? More confident? Of course, thinking about the person I think I would have been if I had stayed in my old town, is...rather depressing. Considering the person I am now.

Anyway, enough about me Newgrounds! What is your big 'what if'?

At 12/25/08 10:59 AM, TheWolfe wrote:

At 12/25/08 10:52 AM, SouthAsian wrote: Omg you have the same type of globe as me!

Actually it's my dad's...but he never uses it...so it's mine...by default.

I LIVE THAR.

I can't tell if that's Ohio or Indiana.

I live in Ohio.

Happy Birthday dudeee

Get crunk and what not.

I posted the first chapter of the story I'm writing if you guys want to check it out.

At 12/24/08 03:39 AM, Pepperfrog wrote: What is a "President's List"?

It's recognition for getting a 4.0

Has anyone here gotten on the President's list of their college? If so, did you get like a certificate or did it just show up on your transcript?

I apparently made the President's list this semester..so I'm just wondering what I should expect.

At 12/23/08 07:20 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Well if the boys get Cock Cakes, I suppose it's only fair...

HAPPY BIRFDAY SHAUNA!

Mmm, just thinking about Shauna and her tight vag...oh god.

Happy Birthday!

I cover you in cake icing later and lick it off? ;]

But Shauna bauna bear! It's a 5 dollar dildo for our sexy time! Don't you want cheap sexy time?!

At 12/22/08 05:28 AM, Acid wrote:

At 12/22/08 02:04 AM, IblameLeoforthis wrote: Topic 1:
If you were working as a seasonal employee, and you had a cutie for a manager. And this manager was not only cute, but fun to talk to, and seems to like you, would you consider dating said manager? Why or why not?

No, I end up getting my ass fired.

Well it's a seasonal job. So I'm only going to be working there for another 2 weeks.

At 12/22/08 08:17 AM, Lucy wrote: I'd wait for that one person. i wouldnt go out looking for them, you dont find when youre looking.

Alright, well, how do you know who to give a chance though? If you do end up running into some guy that seems cool?

That is the question.

Two threads in one for twice the fun. Pick which to respond to, or go crazy and respond to both. You crazy cat you.

Topic 1:
If you were working as a seasonal employee, and you had a cutie for a manager. And this manager was not only cute, but fun to talk to, and seems to like you, would you consider dating said manager? Why or why not?

Side note, I'm going through this decision at the moment.

Topic 2:
If you've dated a shit load of people, ugly and hot, nice and mean, smart and idiotic, and you've fallen for each and everyone of them. Only for them to end in disaster, with your heart broken again and again. Would you keep on keepin on? Looking always for the One. Would you give up after awhile? Would you just seek meaningless relationships to fulfill your needs of closeness with another person? Or would you just be much more selective of the people you date? Or something else altogether?! And whyyyy/how...etc.

At 12/21/08 09:38 PM, Brick-top wrote: I'm actually quite glad I didn't get voted for anything (I suspect) because I find myself a more...suttle user.

I prefer not to be known and not to be in the spot light of everyones attention because I had a small taste of that last year and I really fucking hated it.

Yea, keep telling yourself that buddy.

At 12/20/08 07:00 AM, Lost-Chances wrote:

:Apparently, person B went to a near-by school, saw this child who looked like a goblin and snatched him. Then he'd stuffed the child into the wardrobe.

Holy shit that's amazing!

I will be getting harrassed by my family, and trying to pretend like I don't exist.

Sadly, I'd rather be online.

At 12/20/08 05:02 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: This one is ridiculously easy. Let's face it though, no matter what kind of person they are, everyone hates them.

Also, it's a pretty conspicuous Scrubs reference...

newbie

At 12/19/08 03:01 PM, Wonderful wrote: Global warming

Omg dude it's so hot!

Dude, can I get in on the dope action? I love me some free dope dude.

At 12/19/08 01:55 AM, Evark wrote:

At 12/19/08 01:19 AM, IblameLeoforthis wrote: You may not know me. But you know me. If you know what I mean.

LEEEEEOOOOO!

/me raises fist to the sky and shakes vigorously.

Holy shit! That's the best imitation of me I've ever seen! I feel flattered.

At 12/19/08 01:43 AM, TheCatsPajamas wrote: blah blah

Hey look! I made your username better! You can thank me later.