I have this little guy. Doesn't look like much but if you buy Rhapsody to go and spend 15 dollars a month, you can put all the music you want on it.

Philips GoGear Vibe: Around 50 dollars.

At 11/29/09 05:06 PM, TylerDurden121 wrote:

At 11/29/09 05:04 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote:

At 11/29/09 05:04 PM, TylerDurden121 wrote:

At 11/29/09 04:04 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote: First Victory at Court

Why must i be such an Ugly Jew?

That made me laugh so much, not your face, the comment.

FUCK YOU DAD

You failed me as a gun.

If you insist...

O wait no this is the most recent.

Yea aviators.

Most recent pic i've taken of myself

Me:
Do you like to poop?
God:
Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to poop that much. Do you like it?
Me:
Yea
God:
A lot of people like that. I've heard other people say they like that. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
I'm an atheist.
God:
I will pray that you find faith, .
Me:
But I won't
God:
Why not?
Me:
because I'm an atheist
God:
Good reason. I will pray that you find faith, .
Me:
kk
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
I took a poop on your lawn
God:
What happened?
Me:
It stunk up your lawn
God:
a poop on my lawn stunk up my lawn?
Me:
very much so
God:
Not really that much. So?
Me:
What race are you?
God:
I am a Robot.
Me:
What color
God:
Black.
Me:
I see, isee
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
very far away
God:
Perhaps. I wouldn't have thought of looking there.
Me:
do you like butt sex
God:
Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
ouch
God:
Did you hurt yourself?
Me:
no your words hurt me
God:
Are you serious? I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
but you just did god
God:
Did I really?
Me:
yes
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
say you're sorry NOW
God:
Oh. " you are sorry".
Me:
no tell me youre sorry
God:
Are you serious? There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Are you testing me?
Me:
yes
God:
I'm not here to be tested.
Me:
yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
yes you ARE
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
lahrlhewrlgehlk
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
kdsggvskj
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
YOU ARE A FAT FUCK
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am not fat.
Me:
FUCKER
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
SHITFACE ASSHOLE FUCKER
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
A penis
God:
It sounds very attractive.
Me:
you wouldn't believe

Nope I haven't and nothing happened.

*rz~ ^_^

Someon's happy

I would throw them at random old people and multiple at people with a history of epilepsy.

Some Japansese chicks are hot.

Obvious troll is obvious

At 11/26/09 01:21 PM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 11/26/09 01:19 PM, arbiterg wrote: Well i think im at ur MOM's house rigth know so comme and get me BIATCH!!!!

Cool, let me call the cops really quick.

Ah, kids these days.

You were acting just as immature. I'm sorry but it's really true.

There's still Hi-C from Micky D's where I am. It's delicious and you should come and get some.

Pics or it didn't happen

At 11/24/09 05:43 PM, Thewests wrote:

At 11/24/09 05:41 PM, Thewests wrote: WHAT A COINCIDENCE.

woops.
My home town was also on on the news but not in a good way

Holy Toledo, Batman!

Hey put "Garett" in there k?

At 11/23/09 05:09 PM, evan210 wrote: http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2008/12/
boy_killed_mom_and_shot_dad_ov.html

I almost cried because of his sheer stupidity. That is rather sad though.

At 11/23/09 06:03 PM, dlord100 wrote: The train... it's watching you

I always feel like somebody's watching me...

This is a train disguised as money

At 11/23/09 01:00 PM, Diddy wrote:

This is exactly my point. We Sir should be friends, and smoke pipes and talk and mutter about how stupid people are these days.

Can I join you fellows. I'm all chim chim cheree and tally ho and I have a monocle.

idk if this has been done yet but be able to shoot fire out your ass and be allergic to anything spicy.

Dinosaurs are real they're just hiding behind trees and under rocks.

I didn't know Colorado was this stupid... *facepalm*

Throwing missles at cars is illegal.

Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited.

To own a dog over three months of age, one must obtain a license.

Persons may not urinate in public.

Establishments which sell alcohol must have enough lighting to read text inside them.

Catapults may not be fired at buildings.

It is legal to challenge a police officer, but only until he or she asks you to stop.

It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property.

Boulders may not be rolled on city property.

Couches may not be placed on outside porches.

It is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.

It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.

The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.
It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.

Twighlight is really gay. All those girls at my school love it so much it gets annoying.

LittleBigPlanet on the PSP looks good. I have the PS3 version but it looks very similar.

Just last night in CoD WaW. I was playing online and I got a 25 kill streak. A FUCKING 25 KILL STREAK. My dogs got 9 and I blew them away with an MG42.

Grape Drink

At 11/19/09 06:13 PM, Arclantic wrote:

At 11/19/09 06:12 PM, Porkchop wrote: She has a cock.

So, you were kissed by a man.

You're gay.

ew omg she sa girl how do you know what she has down there i know shes a girl becaus shes got long hair

So does the pale, scary emo kid who sits alone at the lunch table in my school and I'm pretty sure he has a penis.

It makes COFFEE?!?!?!?! I need it. Even though I don't drink coffee.

No I use Safari. I'm a Windows user though.

John Jacob Jingleheimer schmidt

Wow. I would have personally bought them from him if I couldn't buy them from him through the store.