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At 7/20/11 10:51 PM, Lojinkz wrote:

inb4 "post naked pictures to get back at her"

Don't worry, she's probably just bleeding from an area that she wasn't bleeding from. That, or your mom is a terrible parent. Just avoid her, and let her be her bitchy self.

I can't avoid her, she's home 24/7 and my mom is a terrible parent.

I would just kick them in the balls and crush their wind pipe while their down.

Sometimes she'll just be talking to my mom and out of no where she'll start screaming at my mom to tell her to let her stay at a friends house or she'll just be talking and get pissed at the way my mom talks or something. Than she'll call her a "stupid fucking" bitch when she didn't even do anything to her and than she'll walk away. Also she tries to hit me for no reason other than the fact that I touched some totally meaningless object or that I called her a bitch for being a bitch. But when she does that I beat the shit out of her so she pretty much stopped that. Also, everytime I tell her she's the one acting like a bitch she'll just say "NOOOOOO MOM WAS BITCH N SHE R 2 MEAN 2 ME" . So newgrounds, can you help me find some proof so she'll just shut the fuck up for once.

TL;DR Help me find a way to show my sister what a pain in the ass she is to the entire family.

It's a TERRIBLE idea.

FOR ALL OF YOU HOLDING BACK, DON'T WORRY NO ONE WILL JUDGE YOU.

Except anyone w/o a fetish, they'll totally judge you.

haha, I know i'm that fucking smart suck my dick newgrounds.

It's kind of strange it sounds EXACTLY like the original note for note.

Step 1.) make Gmail account
Step 2.) lie about age
Step 3.) make Google+ account
Step 4.) lie about age
Step 5.) lol at the fact you just beat the system.

Armed robber gets away.

Why can't hollywood do something, I don't know original?

I don't hate their color, I hate how they tend to make these cliches and act like retarded angry children.

2.)

Maybe 1.

Also bestiality, sometimes I cover my dick in peanut butter and have my dog lick it off.

Oh, I don't know if this is a fetish but sometimes I think about taking advantage of a deaf/blind girl who can't tell who raped her once it's done.

Also doing the same to retarded kids.

At 7/20/11 03:31 AM, Erty wrote: Symphorophilia is probably my weirdest fetish. Yeah.

Sucks for you.

Everyone is waaaay more chill in the night.

It's so much better.

I AM YOUR MESSIAH, I AM BREAKING BAD.

LEGO MAH EGO.

Topic explains the thread itself.

If you have them, post away. Only post if you made it from scratch.

At 7/20/11 01:54 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 7/20/11 01:47 AM, SexualEmo wrote: Really skinny girls that are flatchested and have short hair but are cute enough to still look like girls.

next best thing

a guy that looks like a girl in every way

Kind of the same way for me to...

Especially this.

At 7/20/11 01:05 AM, fuzzum111 wrote: I'm gay
I do like girls but guys are much less of a pain in my ass

o, I see what u did thar.

Because when i'm at school the last thing on my mind is girls.

Seriously I have never gotten a boner at school.

At 7/20/11 01:38 AM, King-Rat wrote: Consensual sex.

Get the fuck out of this thread YOU SICK FUCK.

I'm just going to say it, anything that has to do with rape gives me a massive raging boner in like 1 minute.

Sometimes I like to go on google and turn the sage search off and google sleep rape.

What's your weird fetish?

I love that show.

Fucking nerds.

You should eat some fruit

Plus i'm hungry for shiiit.....

I would get a gun and go on a shooting rampage and kill a bunch of people.

Anyway I can learn to do that without getting caught?