At 1/12/09 08:46 PM, Onizero wrote: Zombie Sperm

I went there.

Zombie Vagoo

I also went there

You're all pussies! I've done over 9000!!! times but with your mum!

nah, just seven

Makes me wonder what the doctors will tell here when she gets old enough to handle the truth.

lol

At 1/12/09 08:36 PM, Dog-meat wrote:

At 7/1/08 05:13 PM, Tea wrote: Your little side comments are stupid and annoying.

They're not his, that line of labels are as old as Newgrounds its self.

They're still pretty funny.

How about racial terms?

Canadian-Fuckin burger muncher
U.S-Fuckin sap sucker

Buy stuff, you know they want your money, biggest kick in the nuts you can give them.

At 4/9/08 04:37 PM, Mark618 wrote: size 13. i WILL step on u

Best reply made so far.

Mine are eight, and 12 inchs.

if you know what I mean

At 1/12/09 04:51 PM, NeverHundred wrote: A potato... and I'd grill it up and eat it, yum yum, tasty souls.

Hope you don't mind I pick butter for my soul!

Why don't we pee into bleach while we're at it.

don't, just don't.

This is going to help her texting habit?

At 1/7/09 08:08 PM, IammeoramI wrote: Get advice from a better place.

Ah, sarri bout that.

Here you go.

Get advice from a better place.

Weird song, kind of annoying. Decent show, but I really wouldn't watch it everyday, just once every month really.

Maybe he is too of a pussy to abuse such powers. Don't worry Tom we all still like you, but only because you made Newgrounds, well some of us, most of us uhreeaally like you.

At 1/7/09 07:37 PM, cHunter wrote:

At 1/7/09 07:32 PM, Serbian-terrorist wrote: Oh so this is how you become a mod on Newgrounds

Everyone thinks that sucking Wade's dick will make you a mod. Little do they know they have the wrong Fulp!

Fulp sounds sorta like fap when you give it more thought.

Never, I always got a few smacks, and than my parents were satisfied.

Ever made on of those before, than again how do we define spam in NG BBS.

The only ones I see are\/

"Making multiple short posts (five words or less) over a short time period."

"Posting lame chat conversations. No one cares. Seriously."

"Repeatedly advertising your website."

"Recreating a thread that has been created recently. Use the search bar before hitting "New Topic".

"Posting excessively in a language other than English for the sole purpose of excluding the majority of the users."

"Making "Hi, I'm new", "I'm back", or "I'm leaving NG" threads without significant content pertinent to your situation."

So spam to newgrounds is anything that is not interesting or funny,
which I guess includes this topic! :D

Wow, you're so hardcore, I'm serious.

And the fact you go, and make a topic about this on NG only shows how well documented this case is. I do suggest that the next time you get a dog, make sure you're prepared for when it has babies!

HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE THIS COMING!

Seriously. I know money doesn't on trees, but the signs oh, don't tell me you were excited too for when you knew they were coming. Oh well, we all make mistakes, some bigger than others, and others more forgivable than the rest. Or some sorta crap like that.

You seriously need to look at all of his posts.

At 1/6/09 07:53 PM, SockMyDink wrote: Hahah, holy shit.

My old trolling alt (bagelboy1440) got his own section under the general tab. I didn't even know anyone saw the thread.

That made my day.

I didn't edit the article either, that would be a whole new low.

I wonder which person from the BBS helped create that article though...

I'm guessing all of the banned 4ver members, which must be allot when you go through the damn thing.

At 1/6/09 07:42 PM, Hiphopopotamus wrote: Still has less idiots then on NG

Completely true, even if you are an obvious alt.

I say we rush into his little world, and go batshit insane on it. Or we could watch the topic for our own amusement, but that too is a little sad.

:|

After going through the boards a little bit I believe this man to have some sort of mental health issue. I honestly feel a little sick going through all of that shit, what sort of man is this person? He needs help, and it's certainly not coming from the internet.

Eehh, it's just old peoples ways of complaining about getting old. We shall do it to when the time comes.

At 12/20/08 06:03 PM, SolidShrimp wrote: so today at i'm at walmart with my grandpa, who just had surgery on his hip. he manages to get into the store by using his cane but obviously can't carry groceries around. we look for those electric carts but the only two they have are occupied by like 400 pound walruses. for christs sake, being a fatass does not give yo ua right to use the carts at walmart! GO TO THE FUCKING GYM!

Makes me want to gain a four hundred pounds.

not really

Why in the hell did you not ask for assistance than?

Because they don't show the Simpsons as much.

At 12/21/08 01:23 PM, kingofbuttons wrote:

At 12/21/08 01:20 PM, IammeoramI wrote: Dose that mean we can make Christmas last even longer!

that makes no sense please feel free to explain ur answer

Well if we tell two friends to send two letters to two people they know than we will have two times the number of the two people we had send two letters to two people that they know! Than if enough of those two people that hopefully sent two letters know, than besides us two to know about this, than we will have two times the Christmas along with two times the amount of the normal two things that we get!

At 12/21/08 01:07 PM, Lizzardis wrote: I was about to call a mod on you then, cause my page loaded up and all i saw was this!

Sorry about the quality, it's a big picture so i had to sacrifice the quality!

The title spoke more than that picture.

At 12/21/08 11:04 AM, rome-lherison wrote: All the time we spend on Newgrounds, what would our life's be like without Newgrounds. Some peoples life would benefit for the better and some their life would be worse. What would your life be like without newgrounds.

My life would be the same, except with less porn.

Dose that mean we can make Christmas last even longer!

Wasteful. It's fun watching those peasents burn.

At 9/23/08 05:35 PM, JC1playa wrote: Beer Pong.

Black people suck at it.

Idk why.

That and swimming.

Black people...please don't become good at BP, its all we have left. That and Michael Phelps.

I can't swim! This must make me black.