w..what? I thought I was controlling a real car.. WTF MAN? >:(
JOEKS

Also, 35 minute waiting time? :(

Well you see, I was driving around for 4 minutes.. I had one minute left so I decided to drive on top of some rocks.. My bad :(

It is fixed now though..

At 8/6/08 10:22 AM, RTL wrote:

At 8/5/08 11:38 PM, Ziggy-Stardust wrote: For the second fucking time my cat is dead. this time its not my old cat elvis its enzo. its been a piss of a day already. im just depresed and i feel bad. i guess this is a sign that im not a cat person.

rest in peace enzo (sptember 07 - august 08 )

R.I.P Enzo....

What happened? If you don't want to say I totally understand. Hope you feel better.

R.I.P Enzo, I would hate to lose my cat, especially if it was a french person who killed her. :(
Sorry.

Someone must have liked your game to have put it on a site, you should be happy..ish.

Contact them and ask nicely, don't tell them anything about you will sue them otherwise they will not take it off the site, because it just will not happen.

Yeah its okay, pretty old though.

I can also feel it coming... in the air tonight

At 7/28/08 11:55 AM, Frank wrote: Tom Fulp and Dan Paladin both agree that B3NNIC3 and Frank are the best posters on Newgrounds.
Dont believe me? Take a look at the following post I Make.

See Also: 2007.

You do know that Tom is the one in the middle.

Right?

Key above, and to the right of Num Lock, for me anyway..

A packet of empty crisps, it turns into a mini packet.

And soap, it foams up after 30 seconds or so.

Nice story, but it would have made a nice 6000th post thread.

Eww, I swear to you he put his finger in his mouth after putting it in his nose.

Giving birth because.. its probably like shitting a footbal.. :(

No way, selling Newgrounds would be a odd thing to do.

And redtube is worth A LOT more. :(

If everything was the same pay i'd get a really easy job..

szexy

No no, really..

ia,mjohn

They are tasty, all those wires, mmm..

But seriously, I love Apple. :)

At 7/18/08 03:20 PM, The-word-destroyer wrote: I bought one and tried it on just to see what it felt like. I tried masturbating and i was like what the fuck?

Screw the condoms if i get a girl pregnant it's eithier adoption or abortion.

Although that means sex lasts longer.

Also, Tom, the mad boy in a hotdog costume video is nearly one year old.. :c

Have fun in San Diego, and shit I didn't win ;P, congratulations.

An arsehole.

What, its true.

My real name is John (lol really? :P)

And its a shit user name, so eh.

At 7/17/08 11:41 AM, Damon-Good wrote: Depends on how many 0's there are xD (at least 2 or 3)

£0.010?

:3

Congratulations, and Newshape's video is pretty good, also happy birthday, eh, Newgrounds layout..

Ooo big post, congratulations to the winner, and I can't wait till Castle Crashers comes out. :)

How awesomely awesome.

Ah crap I didn't win.

At 7/11/08 03:37 PM, Teh1337nesz wrote: I am The 1337ness. Fear me...

If you dare.

No thanks.

Meh, if you are 13 or under and have sex, the other person is raping you, so if you are both 13 you are both raping each other, even if it is consent, so the Sex thingy teacher told us.. o_o

Woo, yay. :P

At 7/4/08 03:40 PM, GiantDouche wrote: What the fuck is going on? The retarded police are fining people $50 for setting off fireworks on the 4th of July, a holiday ASSOCIATED with fireworks. We bought hundreds of dollars worth of fireworks JUST FOR THIS FUCKING DAY, then a couple weeks before they told us that we can't. WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Maybe they should start fining people for putting lights up during Christmas because they're a "major fire hazard" or maybe they should prohibit gunfire salutes on Veterans day because some people might think it's actual gunfire. So if some morons decided to get plowed and handle minor explosives, why should we have to suffer?

It's because you are a GiantDouche.
did u see what i did ther?

But you should set them off on the 5th, one minute after the 4th of July has ended, seriously.

Did you die?