These are the sort of jokes you find on a Penguin chocolate bar.

Jokes on the Penguin chocolate bars are shit. Always.

Thats sick..

Watching a baby spin round in the microwave would be fun though.. as long as it didn't get hurt..

Never have been.

Except that cunt who stole my Pokemon key ring when I was younger.. bastard.

At 8/27/08 09:02 AM, Rhyolite18 wrote: Hehehehehe

Needs more laser.

Wii Fit.

You need it.. i'm going to hell aren't I?

This is why in GTA San Andreas, the main character was black, so it wasn't racist if he was killing white people..

Probably not :P

Meh, this is funny, but old.. old.

Very nice game, been playing it for quite a while.

My eyes hurt.

At 8/27/08 02:45 PM, Argentin wrote: Anyone with me?
Some logical reasons:
1)Nobody has ever seen an alien - Just because people on TV said they saw doesn't make it true
Unless you see one with your own eyes don't believe it
There are some phenomenons that make us believe that ghosts or aliens exist but that's just our Brain going crazy

No one saw Dinosaurs, oh, therefore means they don't exist.

But I don't believe them anyway. :P

Practise stabbing fish on the people who "Punked" me.

Sue them

At 8/24/08 05:53 PM, Gordy200 wrote: Did he drop any good loot?

You're a real cunt, it was funny fucking years ago.

Sorry about your loss, RIP. :(

I don't think he cares about insults, I mean, he is rich now and is better than everyone, and hasn't got to go to school.

My mum just caught her son.. :(

Congrats to all the winners, Easy way out was the best by far anyway.

That rag with StrawBerry Clock on is sexy

You should just laugh about it, it will blow over in a week

When your father is being arrested

I feel pretty sorry for you, but it was a awesome story and I read all of it. :3

It would have been a lot cooler if your dad opened the door with a shot gun and shot them in the knees, but there you go..

Also, Rolo's.. I think.. :P

I want to go, it is only a 10 minute drive from my house.

I'd only go with a big group of friends though.

My favourite are the ones from Tesco. :)

All energy drinks taste the same to me, well the ones that I drink anyway.

No I am not, but I am surprised that so many people are.

At 8/8/08 09:52 PM, Potheadeus wrote: kissing ass

Crap I thought the part "kissing ass" would have been bold.. sadly not..

At 8/8/08 09:52 PM, Potheadeus wrote: I think you guys do a great job. I think we need more of you guys in fact. Everyone who whines about the mods are just whiny faggots upset cause no body wants to see thier shit posts kissing ass or whatever. And don't get me started on the people who think they can just post to piss everyone off. Thats why we have the mods, cause they will find you and fucking ban your nerd asses off the planet.

Excuse me?

Meh, well, they do a good job, and they always seem to fix whatever has broken the rules quickly, i'll go to look at a thread that has a weird title and was recently posted, and it will already have been deleted.

At 8/8/08 07:52 PM, AngryCat wrote: theres people at the edge of the city! run into them!

OH GOD

If I was controlling a Robot car when I could have seen them, I would have driven under his foot, he probably wouldn't notice and think it was a passing car, he would stand up, crushing it.

At 8/8/08 08:24 PM, Dezimo wrote:

the walls aren't made of paper

Cardboard?

Take the light bulb out of the light, stick hand in the socket.
Bam, win.

OMG like just before the time, I was talking about it to my friends, I went downstairs for a drink at 5 minutes past, came up and it was 9 minutes past. :(

At 8/8/08 07:44 AM, Shreddy wrote: stop being a pervert and be glad she hasnt sued you =/

Just for looking at someones breasts? No.

Yeah I actually agree with you, but why didn't you look at them when she wasn't looking at you? :P

I was watching it on TV this morning, that scroll thing was weird, and the end result was complete shit.

Stop ramming me you whore. :(

Well, now thats over, a one hour wait.. Na i'm okay thanks.

In the middle of class.

Also, my MSN name is John // CHOCOLATE RAIN

Yay much?

At 8/7/08 10:00 PM, lilcheeselad wrote: Haha, I just watched some guy get stuck then get flipped over. Lulz

This one? With two minutes and a half to go, I hope to hell I don't get this one. :(

At 8/7/08 09:51 PM, IceFireMudDragon wrote:

At 8/7/08 09:51 PM, Iamjohn wrote: Gang Bang much?

Gah, waiting 20 or so minutes just for another small go at it.. :c

OMFG!!! THAT WAS ME!! Dude, I'm that robot on the side that has no one next to. were you the guy with the code "7839"? u kept ramming me u asshole :(

No it wasn't, honest. D:

Also at Legionnaire-X, I am no stalker, I am John.
No no really, I was just at the same place as you, a little while before you.

Gang Bang much?

Gah, waiting 20 or so minutes just for another small go at it.. :c