Because in soviet russia, the little kids come to you!

oh wait...

Uh-oh, we got another person who needs to feel that they're smarter than everyone else. Trust me, I've been down that road, so I'm telling you to stop now before you lose everything. Although, it would be funny to see you lose everything. In that case, continue!

At 11/29/09 02:01 AM, formulario wrote: GREAT! just what the internet needs more freaking PORN!

Wtf are you talking about man?

At 11/28/09 06:26 PM, Porkchop wrote: We didnt evolve from monkeys, we just share a common ancestor.

Every single species... EVER... Shares a common ancestor.

Hand on my dick right when I'm about to cum so my face is all like >XD...

Every year, there's an election for who should be mod. This is to nominate who you want to be Mod.

At 11/28/09 10:24 AM, FeedingAdiction wrote: No need to know. All you gotta do is you put "iamgrimreaper for Mod '09" in your sig!

Sweet! Someone nominated me!

At 11/27/09 11:12 AM, Jezuz wrote: stuff..

That's the thing, man. There's just to many possibilities to even begin to think of a hypothesis.

At 11/27/09 10:53 AM, Jezuz wrote: Personally, though, I wouldn't really want to fight this thing for galactic superiority, or risk giving it the chance to evolve with all our foreign technology. Shit gives me nightmares.

I wounder what it's like to have nightmares of something you've seen earlier. I have personally never had a nightmare after looking at something scary.

At 11/27/09 10:53 AM, andy70707 wrote: I think if we do find life, it will be complely diferent to life as we know it. We are looking for life in places where life on earth could survive, but I think if we find some other life, it would probalby live in completely different temperature environments and breathe, say, hydrogen.

I'm sure everyone's aware of this.

I dunno if you guys have noticed, but this thread was created at 11/9/2009... I doubt he's still buzzed.

At 11/27/09 10:39 AM, speakerlight wrote:

At 11/27/09 10:35 AM, o0-0o wrote: Galactic war for water I say!

Maybe we can turn it into a massive water park!

Holy fucking Jesus! This is the greatest idea ever! all in favor say "I"

Eye.

The troll's finally finished his success and is actually moving on... I just got the message...

From: Facepalmer
Sent: 11/27/09 06:23
Subject: Goodbye
To whoever the fuck I'm sending this to,

You may know me as Facepalmer, the regular forum troll on this distant memory known as the NG BBS. For the past year I have been nothing but a menace to society, both in real life and on this forum. It all comes to an end here. Read on and let me tell you about how it all led up to this.

At first, my intentions of trolling this forum were just to gain recognition so people would view my new flash series, Chickenscratch. However, that idea faded away a long time ago as Chickenscratch had died and the remaining team on the project had moved on. Basically, it was a flop despite my successful trolling.

Now, trolling the BBS has become nothing but pointless. The only people who fall for it are retarded newbies to the site, or people who never seem to learn their lesson. Everytime I make a thread, even if it got 100 views, it only gets about 2 replies because people know who I am by now.

Still, every thread that I make gets atleast 3-4 pages worth of replies of "Omg this is fake" or "if this is real, you're a douche" comments. I would count myself as a successful troll by now. I don't recall a single attempt at trolling that failed, actually, even with all of the negative reactions. Well done, I guess.

But....This is where it comes to an end. Here's where reality takes into place. Truth be told, one of the reasons I trolled was also to rescape the painful life that I've had. My dad had left when I was just a child, so my household has been a broken home. I am beaten frequently by my stepdad. I've been bullied for over half my life despite all of the "I beat this guy up" threads that I make. Everyday I get my ass kicked damn near everywhere, by guys and girls alike.

There's this girl that I've known at my school for atleast 2 years now who has been giving me strong ass signals for all of 9th grade. She broke my heart last week on Friday and I can't seem to get her out of my mind or heart. I'm sick of this. I'm sick of getting rejected by every single girl that I date. I'm sick of getting beat up by either the same girl, or her boyfriend. I'm sick of having such a shitty family.

I am heading to a friend's house, who will assist me in my next action. All you need to know is that this is Facepalmer's last story, on NG and in real life.

Before I go, Shout outs to:

War-Spawn for making Pro Music that I listen to daily. Same with Yun-Veroz.

Nuggletz for being such a good friend online. Thanks buddy and good luck.

Malestro, Volcomsk8ter, and doondeka for helping me create me first and only flash creation.

Idiot-Finder for the great stories that he writes and for adapting some of my trolling antics into his intermissions. Seriously, check him out while he's still up and coming. That man is gonna be a famous writer one day.

TomFulp for creating this site.

And everyone who ever replied to any of my threads.

Goodbye, and one last time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETO3-MxMe 2Q

Except, this time, I'm not trolling...

I wounder what he's going to do with his life.

I'm glad I already bought my copy of Left 4 Dead 2. FUCK YOU SUCKERS!

I dunno... With the massive amount of trolls, noobs, and retards on this forum, I don't really like going here when baked... It's like retards throwing grenades at n00bs in the dark to troll the trolls... cause they don't know which one are the trolls...

At 11/26/09 02:59 PM, vaifan90 wrote: Gah, does no one here know about the Infinity LP? ._.

That's not an LP, that was Eminem's demo that he used to get famous.

At 11/26/09 04:55 PM, JKMonkey wrote: Huh, that is pretty weird, one person should never listen to that much Eminen.

Well, fuck you then. I have all his albums.

At 11/26/09 05:36 PM, Grizzli wrote:

At 11/26/09 04:55 PM, JKMonkey wrote: Huh, that is pretty weird, one person should never listen to that much Eminen.

One person should never listen to ANY eninem.

*facepalm*... Just another idiot passing by.

At 11/26/09 05:32 PM, DevilDog016 wrote: Oh crap, need more ammo! I'd better go to Mikhail's house and take the expensive sports car that he leaves open in the driveway, and go top-speed to the gun shop, smashing the car into a wall and turning it into a wreck, then one millisecond later flying out the window,....

Or.... You could just... I dunno, use cheats?

The wonders of Windows 7.

At 11/26/09 05:09 AM, Corky-D wrote: It appears you've been listening to Eminem.

Yes... NOW EVERYBODY FROM THE 313, PUT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING HANDS UP AND FLY WITH ME!

Nice rating hahhahaha.

So, I was just listening to some music... Then I noticed this.

I thought this was gonna be the intro of that song "I'm going in"

I'm going in,
I'm going in,
I'm going in,
And I'mma blow hard,
And I'mma blow hard,
And I'mma blow hard.

It's not depression when there's ups.

At 11/24/09 08:08 PM, JKMonkey wrote: I just hate Soy Milk period, it tastes so sour to me.

worst milk ever

It's made of soy, so it's not real milk anyway.

I dunno with you, but I love the series. It all went tumbling down at Half-Blood prince. You change ONE little thing and fanboys start hating it. Well Half-Blood Prince actually brought a sense of DANGER, unlike the other movies.

At 11/19/09 04:30 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: The number one, most utterly important rule is

DON'T BE BLACK

You are going to die.

Once you go black, there's no going back.

Eminem, Jay-Z, Cypress Hill, Asher Roth, to name a few...

At 11/24/09 12:43 AM, The4thSurvivor wrote: Well, I like big tits.

NOW THERE IS A LINE THOUGH

For example

These are amazing. I'd suck on them til they turned purple.

BUT

These are just retarded.

How about an NSFW tag?

At 11/24/09 04:03 AM, OMGhaxedlol wrote: there have been an alarming amount of threads regarding FF errors recently (2) has internet hacked firefox and slowly fucking it up so we all go back to IE?

the contract for IE's creators head will be out in a couple days just let me get the forms ready

That's stupid.. There's so many other browsers that are better like Chrome and Opera...

I ask myself from time-to-time if this life is real... What have you been smokin' boy?

Hmm... Whenever someone annoys me for more than a week, I bring a sharp object (ex. Knife, or Screw Driver), and hold it under his neck... WHAT?! It's not like I actually killed anyone.