keep trying, if it wont work, force sex on the computer!

your bored, masturbate, problem solved

stupid, thats pathetic!

Dicktatorship

i say kill the fuckers, its not like they do anything for this world, except make all our damn bamboo go missing, the lazy fat fucks!

At 10/7/08 06:23 AM, wegra2007 wrote: No, don't you remember? His father left his mom to direct Pokemon porn.

hey yeh, i saw some of his work on the interwebs!

habits-
i get erect at the most in-appropriate time!

flaws-
i am horny a lot!

At 10/7/08 04:32 AM, MissingNYC wrote:

At 10/7/08 04:29 AM, I-shade wrote: dude, we havnt gotten soft, you've gotten soft for caring about such a small matter!

nah, im just seriously bored

ha ha ha! aint that the truth, men be acting like zombies at the mall!

dude, we havnt gotten soft, you've gotten soft for caring about such a small matter!

i figured it out,

ASH doesnt have a dad, her mum broke into profesor oaks lab, and stole poke-sperm, put it in a needle and stuck it up her vagina, then released all the mixed pokecum into her, that would also explain why some people believe ash is halve pokemon lol :D problem solved!

hey all, i am working on an animation, and i need to get some sounds, i am after...

-footsteps
-door open/close

can any1 help me, i cant seem to get them, some sites i have been to like sound dogs, i need a quicktime pro to download from source, so i cant download em due to the fact i dont have a quicktime thingy! anyways, al help would be apreciated

thanx, i-shadez

At 10/3/08 07:20 AM, cast wrote:

At 10/3/08 07:09 AM, I-shade wrote:

At 10/3/08 07:07 AM, cast wrote: Unreal Tournament, which became game of the year in 1999.

I've never been more serious in my life.

could'nt agree more, and to this day i still play my patched version of it!

Hell yeah!

yeh, well atleast we have good taste!

At 10/3/08 01:56 AM, maximuspower wrote: Fucking awesome >:D

NOW WE NEED SOME NARUTO BITCHEZZ

thank you very much for ruining the thread mr. I LIKE NARUTO!

At 10/3/08 07:07 AM, cast wrote: Unreal Tournament, which became game of the year in 1999.

I've never been more serious in my life.

could'nt agree more, and to this day i still play my patched version of it!

wright about how your going to commit suicide on 5 days time

wait , who the fuck are you talking about?

ha ha ha! a drunk dog, light it on fire then piss it out, then kick it outside and let it roll in its own filth, then when you wake up, you'll forget ALL about this incident

i used to steal yugioh boosters from coles :D

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ok, i am trying to figure something out with pixels, and damn its anoying! i cant seem to figure out how to convert my measurements in CM into pixels,

i am looking for;
60 CM
30 CM
6 CM
8.5 CM

does anyone know these measurements in pixels?

just be careful the next time some hot girl asks you to look at her pussy, she might just blow your head off!

so is what he saying, is that coz we use NG, we automatically look like we have our pants up to our armpits, loads of pimples, fuked teeth, and complete PC nerds?

thats what i feel he is saying, how does using NG make it any harder to get a GF?

i have been with my GF for 4 months now, and i couldnt be happier, you want real advise on getting girls, dont be a jerk, threat them with respect, act kool, and eventualy, if they like you, they may come out with it and ask you out, or maybe you ask them out, i bet a fair percentige of NG users have GF's, and as for the creator of this thread, wow, your 13, and have a GF, you'll probs wanna fuck her, then leave her, and at the age of 13, a relationship wont last! none of mine did, only serious relationship i have had is the current 1, and i am only 15!

if you got a GF, great, dont make us put up with your braging and bullshit!

ok, i am gonna be going for a tafeSA C+ game programing course soon hopefuly, and i wanna get a leg up on it, so what program do i use to program C+? plus i wanna practise a bit

ok, i am atempting to learn C+, because i soon may be going for a tafeSA C+ game programing course, i wanna know what program do you use to code C+? i just wanna get a bit of knowledge on how to use it before i start the course

through fire and flames-guitar hero 3
prayer of the refugee-guitar hero 3

come on guys, rock is the best! lolz

At 6/17/08 10:36 AM, X3cutioner wrote: i really hope this is a joke.
in case it isn't you have two options.
either you do the dirty deed and record it then use it as blackmail.
or you tell your mum to do her job!

i lol

I GOT IT! stick it in her pooper, she wont get pregnant that way!

just say "hang on dad, be right there, getting naked" then run out the fukin door while he aint lookin" or so what one fellow newgrounder said and just bend over and make the best of the situation

At 6/17/08 10:24 AM, ihatetoasters wrote: Try wearing TWO condoms...

i dont thinku can get condoms that small!

At 6/17/08 10:23 AM, Ravertyke wrote: okay guys help fast he's calling me to his room!!!!

help, give him what he wants, then send him to jail and sue him for pedophilia! lolz

nah, imo, tell him to fuk ya mum, her holes better