Say that you are playing with your dog and you notice his butt hole has been crusted over with dry feces. The dog is whimpering and cry. You see that the poop crust has bonded with his skin and his penis is beginning to fall off. You go to the vet and the vet tells you, you have to do it yourself because if touched by anyone but the masters hands the dog will get anal cancer, you would have to peel away the dry poop with bare hands and stick the penis in a confectionery basket of plastic eggs. But when you peeled away the poop all the backed up feces would spray all over you and into your mouth.
Would you help your dog or what?
