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After reviewing all of the utter crap I submitted to Newgrounds when I was thirteen, this man is absolutely correct.

Someone get this fella a cookie.

20 members...

I can safely say no one cares?

Birds that like to crap on your head.

Your monitor went blue because your cord that connects it to the computer tower is loose.

Stupid.

At 5/15/04 01:30 AM, ViciousMonkey wrote:

At 5/15/04 01:29 AM, SevenStar wrote: Super Nintendo.

*seconds*

I'll third that.

Strawberry Clock is a self-appointed king of the portal. However, since pico is tom fulps character and he is all over the site, I'd say he is the ruler, or mascot, of the portal.

Hey, thanks for making the... oh... 5th topic on this today! Way to go! One more and you get a happy sticker! Yay!

When did it become cool to post a comment about something outside its home thread and make AT LEAST 2 or 3 new topics about it per day?

mm.... I take pleasure in knowing there are people this STUPID on newgrounds.

At 5/14/04 11:32 PM, -YoinK- wrote: Yes, even today.. sprite movies are still boring and worthless on newgrounds.com... at least in my eyes.

Well, now, you know your entire arguement isn't valid. See, most sprite movies do suck, including mine, but there are a quality few who actually work thier asses off to produce this. Ever heard of Super Mario Reloaded? He custom made about 3,000 of those sprites. Can you imagine how long that took?
8 bit theater used customs too. Some sprite movies are hilarous as well. The general purpose of a sprite movie is to let someone who can't draw to save their lives make a flash movie that others can enjoy. So according to your logic, if I can't draw, I should never, ever touch flash, because ALL sprite movies suck?

At 5/14/04 10:53 PM, ref wrote: hyper_anthony, if your post was to me, then your saying it to the wrong guy, tell XXXdeadracoonXXX. My post was to him. I mean honestly, if your topic sounds interesting then post, if not, then don't. I'm just trying to clear things up here.

I know, I was just using your quote because it was convienently further down the page where I was reading, and it fit my post well. Sorry, I wasen't aiming it towards you.

Me=lazy=stupid

At 5/14/04 10:49 PM, Iscrulz wrote: yes he is lets all +hug+

How about a friendly handshake?

At 5/14/04 10:44 PM, ref wrote: how can you not know when your posting bad topics?

Stop and think the following thoughts.

1) Is my topic interesting in any way and will anyone appeal to it?
2) Does my topic fall under the catergory of contributable?
3) Is my topic retarded?
4) Make a check mark here to ensure that YOU aren't retarded.
5) Write the following sentence to double-ensure your topic is not retarded.

"I understand that my topic is not retarded and will be a good contributation to the NG BBS."

6) Have you been under the influence of retardism for the past couple of hours? If so, reconsider before posting your topic.

If thats done, submit it, and here are signs that your topic is bad AFTER you post it.

1) People flame you with death threats and the constant usage of "n00b" and "omfg j00 suck 0wn3d!!!!!1111!!!one111!!!!"
2) Someone posts the "bad topic" picture
3) Your topic is locked.

Happy now?

I'll join. I have a GB Color and GBA, especially for my gamecube games that require linkups with it, like Animal Crossing. So, what games are you gonna talk about in here?

Rocky Road is teh yummyness.

Tanner is the one who made the last post, it was locked because of the stupid beheading comment.

Way to go. </sarcasm>

At 5/14/04 07:54 PM, iam_on_fire wrote: Skate borading is the best!

Yes thats nice, but I hardly see how a breakdancing black mage is relevant to your topic... o.o

At 5/14/04 07:47 PM, FreePablo wrote: Stuff about lazy users and only voting 5 on everything.

I completely agree. I try to vote 3 and 4's fairly, and I even vote a 1 on a movie I want to blam if it is good-ish but still blammable.

Err... getting back on topic...

I'm not sure. He might be. It'd be nice if he did, I liked 8 bit theater 3, and I read the comics.

Well, now that all that is settled, lets get the guy with the bad topic picture in here and end it.

Adam Sandler is awesome. Who can watch some young golfer fight bob barker on a golf course and not laugh hysterically?

Hate to break it to you, but the sports fan to non-sports fan ratio here isn't very high in your favor.

Particularly small town hockey.

I go to gamefaqs from time to time. I submitted an faq once but the game was already oversaturated with faqs. Blah.

We should just make a time machine and replace all the current politions with the founding fathers who actually had some sence and a high level of respect for the union and what it is suppose to mean and stand for. Today's politians are just in there for the money, and thats not what its suppose to be about.

I think that the judical is the best. For the most part, they can tear down retarted ideas that get passed into law. (except for the rare cases where the presidents decide to be stupidheads and ignore them. I.E. Andrew Jackson and the Indian Removal Act)

O.o That is one of the strangest things I have ever seen. Can you imagine growing up with no nose or mouth, and only one eye? Really strange thoughts going on here...

Just keep in mind that rap is poetry set to music. So rapper are really those weird goths who are at the club reciting poetry or something like that.

Take your tractors and attack the courthouse with slingys. That usually works. If not, threaten the judge with a tornado. They come around pretty often down there, right?

Geez, everyone in your school must hate your dean. Then again, that sounds like a fun thing to do. *plots to steal car tires from unsuspecting school staff*

At 5/12/04 09:42 PM, DraGoN_RaGe_9001 wrote: What would you do if some one would give you a Klondike Bar but you had to do something.

I would pay retail value for one.