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Ummm...... Cool. Why did you have to go to the internet for this?????

FFFFAAAAAAGGGGGGSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll admit I used to think that game was gay. But ever since I stole my friends Guardian profile, and changed the password, and email adress to it, I kinda have gotten into it. Especially since I figured out that you can have better profiles on the other games.

What would you do if your dad cockslapped you?

Kill him.

What would you do if you were raped?

At 2/8/09 12:06 AM, Lost-Wisdom wrote: You're best friend just betrayed you. Do something about it.

How the hell did he betray him?! He probably didn't know that he liked her, and obviously she liked him more.

So what do you want, a tampon and a chocolate bar? One she's not worth it (No it is not going to end up like a moviem or a romance novel a year later). Two, almost everytime, you like a girl, it doesn't work out. So suck it up pansie.

Sure dumbass. Hell why stop there, why not meth, toad, cocaine! You have no limits. Go be free!!!!!

At 2/7/09 11:47 PM, Lost-Wisdom wrote: Do you sometimes get a person that tends to laugh at everything you say, and when I say "everything" I mean it.

Usually, I go on with a usual conversation, mind me, he is my friend, but he just laughs at something that wasn't even meant to be funny. We give him some funny looks, but he doesn't seem to notice what he was doing was wrong, in a way.

Just find it odd for me.

Same for you people?

True a little odd. If it was a girl I would say she liked you. But unless you are gay, that is out of the question.

Pretty good. A little long, but good.

In front of Jesus. You are a fag if you have to wack off.

At 11/2/08 12:17 AM, Vrael wrote:

At 11/2/08 12:09 AM, HWDog35 wrote: I have a good argument to this.

1. The cornerback that was on Crabtree was a freshman.

So if he plays it doesn't matter if he's a freshmen coach thinks he's good enough don't make excuses. Besides Crabtree could have beaten out Palomalu on that play!

Well the starter was injured.

2. Tech players are wimps that don't give us a chance, and squib the kick, cuz ya'll know we would've scored on hail-mary because of our excellent field position

Sorry, but that's called strategy its just like when you retards went for the two-point conversion and failed making yourselves have to score two touchdowns to win, and the only reason you would've gotten to hail mary is because you would have pussied out and instead of trying to return would've taken a fair catch.

Thats actually going for it. Which doesn't make us pussies. Dumbass.

3. Your fans and players are retarded! They got you to penalties, and you guys don't know how stupid you looked kicking from your endzone.

Yea, they are kinda stupid, but most college fans storm the field too soon, Longhorns fans did it a few years ago.

Yeah but our fans didn't try to fight one of the players like yours did. Faggot.

4. Ya'll had the ball last, so you won and got lucky.

Excuses!!!

Nothing better to say?

The fact is, Tech is abunch of gay pussies who rely on Crabtree to do all the work. Fags.

At 11/1/08 10:13 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: I'm watching the sooners rape nesbraska

Lol. Tech won. BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE THEY ALL DIE TONIGHT!!!!!! ESPECIALLY CRABTREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a good argument to this.

1. The cornerback that was on Crabtree was a freshman.
2. Tech players are wimps that don't give us a chance, and squib the kick, cuz ya'll know we would've scored on hail-mary because of our excellent field position
3. Your fans and players are retarded! They got you to penalties, and you guys don't know how stupid you looked kicking from your endzone.
4. Ya'll had the ball last, so you won and got lucky.

Fuck TECH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!! Go to hell Red Raiders! Just wait till next year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pussies!!!!!!!!!!! CRABTREE SUCKS DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT MESS WITH TEXAS!!!!!!!! VAGINALICKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO JACK OFF CRABTREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Colt you'll do better next time.

Anyone watching the Tech Texas game? Tech is killing them, and It looks like I'm gonna win 60 bucks. Any thoughts?

Your life must be very boring. Get a girlfriend and take her to the movies (not a cartoon) and chill out.

At 11/1/08 06:17 PM, hhcash wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1172 38

I don't care. this one is new. That one is old and stale.

At 11/1/08 03:56 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: I didn't see a single joker last night.

I did see some guy dressed as a homeless person, with a sign saying 'will suk dik for crac'... best costume EVAR! XD

Thats not a costume...................

Guitar players welcome!!!!! This thread is for guitar players to chill and talk about whatelse but guitar! Here you can share tabs, lyrics, songs or whatever! Bass players are welcome too! All you have to do is introduce yourself, tell us what kind of guitars you play (i.e electric, acoustic, classical, steel bridge, or resonator), what kind of music you play, and what kind of guitars you own. Post a pick if you can. You don't have to get to technical about it. For example White Gibson Les Paul.
You can also say your favorite guitar players.
I'll start it.

I'm the HWDOG35.
I play electric, and acoustic guitar.
I play rock, christian rock, metal, and christain metal.
I have a White Gibson Custom Les Paul, a blue Fender American Strat, and a Taylor Mahagony Acoustic.
My favorite guitarists are Slash, Jimi Hendrix, and Jimmy Page
Anyone else?

At 11/1/08 03:30 PM, MojoFilter wrote:

At 11/1/08 03:25 PM, wegra2007 wrote: About time. That show has been a waste for 14 years.

Or, you know. 11

Actually, going on 13. Dumbasses.

When ur mom found out I was your father!!!!!! OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH BURN!!!!!!!!!!

At 11/1/08 01:52 PM, BlackSapphire wrote:

At 11/1/08 01:50 PM, DumbassDude wrote: I've yet to condition the carpet, plus i'm 16. 90% who claim they did it underage, especially on this website, are lying fuckers.

Sooner you do it, it's better.

You don't want to be 20 and be too scared to anything.

Wow yur stupid. I'll wait till I'm married to do anything with my girlfriend, like the Bible says. I highly doubt you've done anything but masturbate to online porn. Pervo faggot.

At 11/1/08 12:48 PM, pizza4ever wrote: really... is it? everybody on NG claims they've done it.

is teenage shex rele as great as everybody says? or is it just a bunch of kids playing adult

Shutup.

At 11/1/08 01:02 PM, The-word-destroyer wrote: I thought for halloween i was going to see alot of joker costumes. But i didnt see a single one.

How bout you guys?

I saw several. There was three really good ones together.

At 11/1/08 03:19 PM, Seatbeltnazi wrote: It would not harm you in any way, was not addictive, and you could get the cigarettes for free?

I would, smoking looks fucking cool

Totally.

I had this costume. I wish I had a camera.

I went as a penguin one year!

At 11/1/08 01:33 AM, Deathspam wrote: I for one am happy, that show wasn't funny at all and was a waste of air time.

Fuck off. You must be talking about family guy or the simpsons. They sucked ass and weren't funny. And american dad. That sucked to. The fact is, King of the Hill was one of the best shows ever. I'm gonna get in a fight monday, I just know it. This is a big deal to me. Now I've gotta download every last episode. Pulling the plug on this is like pulling the plug on south park. Its getting rid of one of the things that make America great. What if they canceled the 4th of July or banned baseball? I died a little inside once I heard the news. Damn you fox! @$$ holes!!!!!!!!!

At 10/26/08 09:56 PM, TheSweetGirl wrote:

At 10/26/08 09:40 PM, JaY11 wrote:

At 10/26/08 09:36 PM, Riraito wrote: Cool. It's like Earth's vagina.

Considering Earth's size, that is one small vagina.

Earth is a virgin.

That is pretty tight. Still I did see earth and uranus getting in on. Thats what made the milky way well with the lack of a better term, milky.

At 10/26/08 09:35 PM, rome-lherison wrote: you use it with a girl

That old huh?

poor canadians...................