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This just in! Michael Jackson's ghost has been sighted in several Day Cares and Toy R' Us's

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Isn't he that faggot in Bucky Kentucky, and Alexis Texas (whoops that is a porn star) or something like that? DOUCHE BAG!

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At 6/25/09 10:30 PM, LichKingz wrote:

At 6/25/09 10:27 PM, Dogmeat wrote:

At 6/25/09 08:36 PM, commander22 wrote: why do they even make it???

Black people.

Everybody knows Black People love their grape pop!

Motha fuka whats pop?! I need me some grape drink. Motha fuka!

^ That's a black person.

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Vault (Your not fooling anybody Mountain Dew!)

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At 6/25/09 11:06 PM, RWT wrote:

At 6/25/09 11:04 PM, HWDog35 wrote: Same thing from Red in That 70's Show. But remember Hank is from TX and he is Cotton's son. DON'T underestimate him. Oh and Red fought in Korea so suck it.

He also fought in the Battle of Azimo in 1943 on the Italian campaign. Well, according to a game of scrabble he cheated at...

Thats dedication ^

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At 6/25/09 10:45 PM, Ptcfast wrote: Michael Jackson is probably in hell being analy raped by master chief

No no no. The prophet of truth.

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Same thing from Red in That 70's Show. But remember Hank is from TX and he is Cotton's son. DON'T underestimate him. Oh and Red fought in Korea so suck it.

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You mean the dog right?

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Nothing.

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At 6/25/09 07:57 PM, Kenshi wrote:

At 6/25/09 07:51 PM, metalguy777 wrote:

At 6/25/09 07:27 PM, Kenshi wrote: FREE TO EDIT! <3

That was so awesome :3

Thanks, that was on a whim, too.

Nice man. Just what I was waiting for.

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Oooh I've seen this movie! Can't wait for the zombies.

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he's a felon, and he was basically doing a loansharks dirty work. plus he probably had a warrant out for his arrest and the loaded gun is evidence on him.

"Hey if you owe NBC money you owe me money, capiche?"

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your soul

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So your the pedophile.

Chris -"I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline MSNBC. I'm doing a program where we show sex offenders trying to seduce teenage girls on live tv."
you - FUCK! They told me this would happen!!!

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So random. Well it should be higher.

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Well thanks for that. Expect a revise in the near future.

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It sucked. Except for that chicks tits.

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If I knew all that I know now I would like look a physic and be famous. Also I would know to lift weights from the day I was born.

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One time I got on Armor games as this dude that used to annoy them (not me, I impersonated him) and got banned. His name was BuckNaked and I got on there as ExtremelyBuckNaked. It was funny as hell everytime I got on there and told everybody I was stuck to my couch because my airconditioner wen't out. They got really pissed. I even sad something about playing the drums with my dick.

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Or when you get angry. But it was probably adrenaline.

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At 6/24/09 10:36 PM, Zephyrlot wrote: Mine would be edward, He's SO badass! Dracula is history.

Who is YOUR favorite vampire? It could be from twilight, harry potter, anywhere!

Edward is a buttraped faggot. Twilight is the stupidest book ever. I tried to read it but every other line was like "Edward's chest was sculpted perfectly." EVERY OTHER LINE!!!

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Dane Cook says "Whatever generation you live in that is the generation that you think is the shit!"

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Disciple and Skillet. Luckily they are going on tour together this summer!

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Okay.

I have an XBOX360. My games are Halo 3, Gears 1 and 2, Left 4 Dead, Deadrising, The Orange Box, Assassin's Creed, Quake 4, Call of Duty 4 and 5, Bioshock, The Ghostbusters, Mass Effect and Street Fighter IV.

I don't like RPGs.

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Forgot weight, but I get a kinda 120 - 125 impression from build.

Hit the nail on the head.

Can't believe I forgot. 125. Oh and my height is actually 5"3 and a 1/2 but I don't think that matters.

Great location. Is it accessible via stair, or ladder?

Yeah a rope latter so I can pull it up.
I will also move the hay that is pretty close to it. Don't want to help the zombies get to me.

I assume you have plenty of tools for the job, right?

Yes. My grandfather is a welder.

Stamford?

Yep.

Okay. Most of those towns will probably keep to themselves for a while, and the Dallas is too far away to cause much more than a few stragglers here and there. A pretty lucky location.

I don't recommend hand to handing with the zombies, but you probably knew that already.

Of Course.

Nice set.

Enforced stereotype is enforced.

Its not as bad as I let on of course, but Castle Law right?

Okay, so you're pretty much just going to kill the entire town.

Well hopefully there will be survivers.

Don't do that.

I throw them if I can.

Useful against shambling, not running.

I don't recommend a chainsaw even if you have plenty of fuel. It would splatter infected gore everywhere, like into your mouth or eyes. If you have really good protection and the zombies are walking, then have fun, but otherwise, not the smartest way to go about it.

Sorry. Big Romero fan. Will be useful for firewood.

Awesome.

This, on the other hand, is retarded.

I thought I could swing them down. Maybe not?

I will sharpen tree branches with my survival knife and set them up in trenches to impale them.

Are these trenches preexisting, or are you digging them? How deep are they?

I'll dig them deep enough to hold the stakes steadily (about 3 ft).

Hmm. I'm looking at the annual rainfall averages for your region, and some months have an average of about 1. None comes above four. This doesn't mean that you can't collect plenty of rain, but it does mean you'll have to think of a better solution for getting water. Placing pans won't be sufficient, so you'll have to devise something that can cover a huge amount of surface area.

Well my uncle does have a tank. I just hope it doesn't get infected. If I could cover it up with a tarp however and boil the water with fire I'm good to go right? Plus statistics can be wrong. I have been really annoyed with the rain lately. Atleast every other day.

Right, I've been meaning to ask. What are you going to do with the rest of your family? I was under the impression from the get go that they'd be with you, but you seem to planning alone. Are you gonna kill them off or something?

I guess I should have planned that out as well. My cousin Trace and I will be the ones that go out at night. Will have to get way more supplies than I planned on. More bags I guess.

Lol. Well how many of those do you have?

a pantry full. 200 calories each.

I will raid houses and the many convenience stores near my neighborhood for supplies.

Ordinarily I tell people that they won't be able to get out of the house, but I think you've got a whole nother set of problems. I think it's safe to say that you and your town will kill all the zombies as they arrive.

Working out will burn calories, you may not have the food to support that.

I will cut down on both if I can. Those bars have a lot of calories.

Yeah, even runners probably won't stand a very good chance against your town.

How are you going to distinguish between occupied houses and abandoned ones? What do you think the other survivors will be doing?

Survivors will probably board up their houses. They shouldn't be to hostile if I knock (they aren't that trigger happy.

Your technique is pretty solid. Good contingency plans. I just worry that in such a gun filled area of the world that you'll run the risk of getting shot as soon as you step outside. There is going to be no law in this town. Your fellow man is the greatest threat to you.

How will you scout houses and stores?

On feet or my bike because that's when I'm fastest. I'll take the fire axe for b and e.

What do you think about moving around at night?

Well I always figured that was like day for zombies. I guess I would mind. I would be cooler too if the heat gets bad.

Also just to mention a lot of the people in my town don't prepare well. So I would be like supply Jesus to them.

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I have about 75 bucks left over from my birthday money (I know there are a lot of topics like this) and I was planning of buying a few games. I am definitely buying Resident Evil 5 for about $45 so I have 30 bucks left over. Any game suggestions?

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Story is coming along.

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At 6/24/09 05:39 PM, the-balance wrote: lol yeah i liked that movie

<quote>don't chop-top the roof like one of those beaners, don't paint any idiotic flames on it like some white trash hillbilly, and don't put a big, gay spoiler on the rear end like you see on all the other zipperheads' cars. It just looks like hell.</quote>

Haha. I'm gonna write my will like that.

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Obviously you didn't read my post above.

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Oh I knew about them. I just listed the ones he used.