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At 10/26/08 09:29 PM, Deerinthefield94 wrote: Ok its official a rumble was heard from underground 5 minutes before this opened up and locust starting climbing out with hammerburst.

I was there. I chainsawed this one locusts huge penis off. haha. I turned his outy into an inny. lol

At 10/26/08 09:23 PM, Randominator wrote: Girl: In a cathedral when I was 13 (she was 14)
Boy: When I was 15...it was a very strange night and pretty much killed my friendship with this guy =\

ummmmm.......... I'm not even gunna touch that one..............

Bastards. But hey wunna join my krew yo?

At 10/26/08 08:19 PM, chickendance333 wrote: Well I have another reasearch assignment where I must research important people in history that aren't very well known. Like Bob McSilvers. Can anyone help me choose a subject for this? Include what they did that was important.

Bob McSilvers isn't real );

Me. Getting your mom preggorz!!!!

My cum is white, is yours? Or is it green?

What would you name your kids? I know for one thing, mines middle name will be danger so they can say the famous quote "Dange is my middle name."

Put a dildo on her chair and wait to set down.

At 10/26/08 09:06 PM, STEM wrote: Put them in a Flintstone's Vitamins canister next time you're at the supermarket.

I'll admit I laughed

At 10/26/08 09:05 PM, Skulsta wrote: I was at my friends house and my friend was looking for some moisturiser cream and I noticed a little bottle of viagra. So I took a couple.

What should I do with 'em?

Take them really fast!!!! You won't have a heartattack I swear!

At 4/1/08 08:30 PM, PennyPigtails wrote: Wouldn't they pretty much be M&Ms?
Or do they still have their fruity flavor..

I'm afraid to eat them.
Fruity chocolate doesn't sound too pleasant.

If I was black I could come up with so many sexual jokes like............ "Yeah your mom likes my chocalate skittles!!!!!"

At 10/23/08 08:23 PM, Strength wrote:

At 10/23/08 08:14 PM, hunte3r wrote: WW2 was a hilarious war. Mainly because of the jews. The jews beat and tortured people. For money. Why? We'll never know. But Hitler tried to stop them. Hitler was amazing. I don't think Germany made A big mistake in electing Hitler.DEATH TO JEWS!! WHO'S WITH ME!

Fixed.

You should run for prezident!!! DEATH TO JEWS!!!!! I"M WITH YOU!!!!!!

Dude calm down. There isn't very many nazis today. And anybody who says that all Germans are Nazis, is a Nazi themselves. I'm German fuck faces!

Never liked it.

I like pussy.
Do you?
Whats your favorite type if you do? (hairy, lips, camletoe?)

I like pussy and you don't see my braggin.

13-17. Definitely. If your thirty years old and have a ng, you need a life.

At 10/26/08 05:08 PM, JoelB wrote:

At 10/26/08 04:07 PM, SirTwitchy wrote:

Lol bullshit dude me and ex kissed everyday for two months.......im only 12....

sure, everyone believes you.

I bet you also lost your virginity. And you do drugs and your in a gang.

A male gigalo. Or a pimp. Or Osama-Bin Laden!!!!!!!!

At 10/26/08 08:47 PM, thenewbies wrote: In my world, everyone's either a dickhead, a dildo, or a dumbass.

So what are you?

Through the fire and flames.

And "One" by Metallica.

SHIIIITT!!!!!!!!! I feel bad for people who have it. FUCKDICKMONKEYCUM!!!!!!!!!! People say I have it but I know I dont. FAPFUCKCOCKSUCKFACIALANALSEX!!!!!!!!!! DIIIIIIICKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COOOOKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ASSFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats your favorite swear word? I have several such as 'Douche'. I have shirt that says that with to swords. Do ya get it? Anyway whats yours? Remember cussing has made the US what it is today!

I have several!

One is "GET CRUNK MOFOS!!!!!" I yelled it in class the other day and had to right "I will not say mofo in class again" 300 times. Owww my hand was sore!! (and I don't mean from that you pervos!).

Also I say cool alot. But its spelled 'kewl'.

And um.... lets see...... Oh everytime a girl says "FUCK YOU!" to me I say "Is that an offer?"

You know that guy did the voice of Cole Train in Gears of War right?

At 10/26/08 04:36 AM, PinkFoydZeppelin wrote:

At 10/26/08 04:28 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote:

At 10/26/08 04:27 AM, PinkFoydZeppelin wrote:
So does yours.

Your mom and dad rape you every night, and you like it.

I sure do.

Umm.......... WOW!

I'm already fapping!

That would make it really hard for bomb squads. Cut the green wire!!!!

At 10/26/08 03:06 AM, DJ-Keen wrote: To you, does my purple look green? How would we know if we were all seeing different colors?

I mean, in kindergarten, if the teacher points to the color white, and part of the class sees green, part sees orange, part sees blue, and part sees brown, but they all learn it as white, then we would never know we're actually seeing different colors.

Please prove this possibility wrong if you can. I've been thinking about it too much.

Ummm...... Why question what works? You had to mess up everything didn't ya? I see white as completly blank like snow. Faggot. You might see me as black from the waist down but........ I don't think that counts dude......

Wow. Ima war machine! I used to play with NERF guns and water guns, and now I play paintball and airsoft! I play counterstrike, socom, and other war games!!!!! I've seen all the rambo movies!!!! I do archery!!!!!!!!!! WOW Nobody mess with the hdog!!!!!!!!!

Well Ray Charles can play piano with his eyes closed!
How about me? I can shoot poison cum into your eyes!
Or of course Gene Simmons ability to breath fire, and have sex with a ton of women.

Hmmm..... So many options........

At 10/26/08 07:08 PM, toadmancody538 wrote: Mine is your mom! She was an animal last night!

I knew somebody would post that.................

I have a list.

1. Ferret
2. Akita(dog)
3. Bulldog