Sometimes, but only sometimes, I put slightly too much salt on my food. I know that it will all add up and I'll need to buy salt a day or two sooner than normal, but by golly does it make that food taste like it dropped from the skies!

My ex had eating problems. It was so fucking annoying trying to talk sense into her. Can't offer advice because its over 2 years later and she still does it.

Cool website bro.

So with the average intelligence of people these days you want to take everyone out of school? Lol.

At 8/28/09 09:07 AM, PaperBagMask wrote: One of my Dad's friends told me that he once got a computer with 600kb of ram and all his friends said to him "what are you going to do with all that?".

Its times like these I wish I had saved the picture of an ad from (80s? Early 90s?) for a 5mb hard drive that was $8,000.

The first one wasn't anything to get excited over but the second one really made me lol. If only I could acquire such candy.

At 8/28/09 07:31 AM, TooManyPuppies wrote:

At 8/28/09 07:28 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote:

At 8/28/09 07:26 AM, TooManyPuppies wrote: its reached a point where its impossible for me to lose any weight at all.

Well then there was no need to make this thread then was there. If you are too lazy to get rid of your hideous fat then you deserve it.

wow ur a fucking asshole. its not my fault. its prob because my genes are all fucked up and god cursed me with the worst appetite in the world. seriously, you dont know. you probably have no real problems. this is debilitating. ill never get a girl because of it either. im fucking cursed to be stuck in this blob. '

i might even commit suicide, idk. but yeah it's real fucking funny right? asshole

Oh darling I have my problems, but that is my own private business. But I can get over them the same way that you can. With effort. You can't just whine and make excuses. DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. Or do you want to spend the rest of your life hating and feeling sorry for yourself? Sure, I may come across as an asshole now and I am fine with that, but at least try and take it as advice? You can't just dismiss everything because it is too hard. It will be worth it in the end.

At 8/28/09 07:26 AM, TooManyPuppies wrote: its reached a point where its impossible for me to lose any weight at all.

Well then there was no need to make this thread then was there. If you are too lazy to get rid of your hideous fat then you deserve it.

At 8/28/09 07:12 AM, DumbassDude wrote: You should suck each other off while you are at it. In sleep deprived states.

Messy.

I agree. Suck her penis until she falls asleep.

At 8/28/09 07:10 AM, TooManyPuppies wrote: i cant help that i eat a lot it is my appetite, more like a disease and i have equal rights just like any other person.

Stop making excuses and go excercise. It has been proven many times that you can get healthy on a big appetite as long as you excercise.

I'd love to see the surveillance footage.

At 8/28/09 07:07 AM, TheUnwisePoet wrote:

At 8/28/09 07:06 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote:

At 8/28/09 06:47 AM, UnreaK745 wrote: it's the best type of music in the fucking world, I totally agree.

This thread of musical opinions has inspired me to make a new signature. :3

I hope you die suffering a lot.

This is why I love you guys

At 8/28/09 06:47 AM, UnreaK745 wrote: it's the best type of music in the fucking world, I totally agree.

This thread of musical opinions has inspired me to make a new signature. :3

At 8/28/09 06:44 AM, Ejit wrote:

At 8/28/09 06:43 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Lol, things from like 2002 aren't new.

I haven't seen it before on Newgrounds.

Wait, this is on Newgrounds now? Lol, silly Tom. You won't make money with ads like that.

Brb, finding a better place to store my credit cards than on my hard drive.

Lol, things from like 2002 aren't new.

At 8/28/09 06:24 AM, ReligiousZoo wrote: Well then, why shouldn't we get <code></code>, it could possibly help programmers explain walkthroughs, etc.

We do have that. In the programming forum. Where programmers explain walkthroughs.

At 8/28/09 05:52 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Where did I read/see something about someone using this very excuse?

[insert disliked user]'s latest blog.

At 8/28/09 05:09 AM, JoSilver wrote:

At 8/28/09 05:06 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: If you fuck a hooker/porn star without wearing a condom I think the last thing you need to worry about is getting her pregnant.

BAHHH!! your taking that to seriously...

What if I say it with this emote, and add a lol to the end?

lol

At 8/28/09 05:03 AM, JoSilver wrote:

At 8/28/09 05:00 AM, Prinzy2 wrote: The cast majority of porn films show them having unprotected sex.

LOL, but everyone know that their all sterile due to cocaine and booze

If you fuck a hooker/porn star without wearing a condom I think the last thing you need to worry about is getting her pregnant.

At 8/28/09 04:46 AM, GeneralAC wrote: I just bought a porn mag for my friend as a second birthday present

You gave porn to a two-year old for their birthday?
Wait, why are you friends with a two year old?

I think you might need to take a seat right over here...

I think that sums up pretty much every NG user.

Is it you or your girlfriend getting the phone? Get what you want, and remember that LG are good at making fridges, not phones.

At 8/28/09 03:17 AM, IcarusClock wrote: 19/2000 ROCKS!

srsly.

I'm sure you are talking about the Soul Child remix, which is probably the song that made them famous. The original is fair boring.

At 8/27/09 08:06 AM, Greenfrost6 wrote: <TL:DR, this ain't YouTube>

Exactly. But unfortunately people do not know the difference between a comment and a review. So really, what can you expect from a bunch of idiots whose "reviews" consist of "LOL GOOD MOVIE IT WAS REAL COOL"?

Am I the only one that read the title as "*official Goatse Results '09 Thread*"?

I was greatly disappointed.

At 8/26/09 11:54 AM, NeverHundred wrote:

At 8/26/09 11:52 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote:

At 8/26/09 11:49 AM, NeverHundred wrote: Yeah, Big Brother isn't going away any time soon. I heard they had a BIg Brother Australia

We finally tossed that last year. Good fucking riddance.

Congratulations! Maybe there is still hope yet.

Thankyou :3 Now to get rid of Australian Idol...

At 8/26/09 11:49 AM, NeverHundred wrote: Yeah, Big Brother isn't going away any time soon. I heard they had a BIg Brother Australia

We finally tossed that last year. Good fucking riddance.

At 8/26/09 08:35 AM, AronKong wrote: Ahahaha, look at how much teenagers their are.

Aww, and look how many 10 year olds who can't spell there are!

Also, count me out. I'm gonna be way too hung over that day for a 6-hour drive.

At 8/26/09 08:20 AM, VladimirJFaust wrote: I heard that bottles water was a Coca-Cola conspiracy to get stupid Americans to pay for water instead of getting it from our taps so they could laugh at how stupid we are.

Fixed your post and added some relevance:

Coca Cola owns three of the most popular bottled water brands here in Australia; Pump, Mt. Franklin and Frantelle. The prices are:
Mt franklin - $1.99 for a 600ml bottle (just a regular bottle, nothing too exciting)
Pump - $3.49 for a 700ml (?) bottle (the bottle has a pop-top)
Frantelle - $0.99 for a 600ml bottle (the bottle is intended to look cheap)

Aaaand might I add that all the water comes from exactly the same place. I love people stupid enough to buy this crap.

Where I live the tap water tastes exactly the same as bottled water, yet people are still stupid enough to spend like $1.99 on a bottle of water.