Excuse me. You are all douchebags. Don't try and fight me, you know what I say is truth. I have made you aware of your status as a douchebag and I am here to help you.
What's that, you ask? How do I become less of a douchebag? Do something nice. I don't give a flying shit what, just do one simple thing that will make somebody else's day that little bit better. Whether it be clicking on an ad or two on the page of a movie you like, or leaving a tip next time you visit a cafe. Just do something nice and report back here.
Take this picture as a warning.
