Because you are 12 years old and just discovered masturbation.

At 10/5/09 09:43 AM, DarkRedFlame wrote:

At 10/5/09 09:11 AM, gumOnShoe wrote: We have this in America on the U.S. Mexico border for about a ten mile stretch in TX. Its apparently been pretty useless.

Not exactly, just the other day I saw Oscar try to jump the U.S./Mexico border, authorities were contacted within seconds. Poor bastard got his ass tackled to the ground.

Caught the bastard trying the same thing on thursday. When will he learn.

Why not replace the battery? Or seeing as it cost $15 you could just drop it from waist height.

Should have probed him in his sleep.

"Aliens did it".

At 10/2/09 10:35 PM, Da-Master-of-Puppets wrote: No thanks, I got my own.

Hemp.. for an energy drink. My palm is straight through the back of my head right now.

At 10/2/09 04:22 AM, Gagsy wrote:

At 10/2/09 04:21 AM, newgroundslover94 wrote:

its good that your on this site for all the right reasons, just not appeal to boys

I couldn't appeal to boys even if I wanted to.

And that is why I find you so appealing.

Brb, therapy

At 10/1/09 08:52 AM, liljim wrote: I have a couple of pairs (different models). Did yours come with a ridiculously long jack lead? Both sets of mine did.

One of mine came with a ridiculously short lead that barely fits from my pocket to my ear. Very annoying to use while walking.

Had a few sennheiser earbuds over the past couple of years, very orgasmic sound for a pretty decent price.

Excuse me, I have a beer and a flannel shirt to attend to.

At 9/29/09 11:20 AM, Scarab wrote: And you know exactly what I'm going to do now, right? :)

Lol, yeahh.. I totally didn't mean to plug myself..

But you should check out stuff by VegetarianMeat, some earlier stuff by koriigahn and a few of Snayk's tracks are worth checking out.

At 9/29/09 11:07 AM, Scarab wrote:

At 9/29/09 11:00 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Stick with the audio portal, the best ambient music is usually done by amatuers.

The setup is important

Not really, no. I produce all of my ambient tracks just from Sony Acid studio, with some fairly basic effects. Not to say that they are any good of course, though. And the jolly thing about most ambient music is that it doesn't follow as many strict rules as most music does, so its open to a lot of experimentation.

With some exceptions. If you can find this album, buy it.

I don't think that's too bad, and just by reading around, I can tell that a lot of it is really hard to get a hold of.

It's probably not everyone's taste of ambient music, but I thought I should plug a band that otherwise nobody would probably hear about :)

Can I get some eggs over here? My bacon is fucking lonely.

Stick with the audio portal, the best ambient music is usually done by amatuers.

With some exceptions. If you can find this album, buy it.

I don't think you quite realise what a king is, and how much power one actually has over his kingdom.

Its good the way it is. Its simple, uncluttered and EVERYONE recognises the logo.

At 9/29/09 10:19 AM, satanbrain wrote:

At 9/29/09 10:17 AM, SCUD14 wrote: Pardon?

now put that in a shotgun.

Grenade launchers have been around for a while fool.

At 9/29/09 10:09 AM, Zergzealot wrote:

I should design guns.

Yeah, and I should design spacecraft because I think they should have pizza ovens.

At 9/28/09 11:18 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: I can't wait until Saw 12 when they run out of ideas and Jigsaw is forced to shoot people into space for lack in innovation for the traps.
Saw 12 when they run out of ideas
Saw 12 when they run out of ideas
Saw 12 when they run out of ideas

..the fuck?

It relates to how many homoerotic images they post and get away with.

Most games nowadays rely heavily on graphics cards and not ram. Tell us about your graphics card.

At 9/23/09 02:57 AM, WritersBlock wrote: It's about a father and son in a post-apocalyptic America, and they're walking down a road.

Interesting story plot.

I'm not even sure whether i am being sarcastic or not. It does actually sound interesting.

At 9/23/09 10:52 AM, GeneralAC wrote: I think he read it as Jerk off the day.
If he did, he really needs some english text books....

Don't mind me, just cleaning up around here.

At 9/18/09 11:53 AM, cHunter wrote: OP, what was with posting two completely off topic things in this thread? If they're completely different subjects you should create different threads for them as opposed to having one mega thread about fucktons of random shit.

He's being efficient. I like that. And nobody wants a thread about the third one anyway.

I love the way they signed it, as if it actually were a caricature.

Does it annoy you when people refuse to come out of the closet when everybody knows they are gay?

Bottom or top?

The only sense I can make of those comics is that the farmer can no longer afford to give that prostitute oral sex.

At 9/15/09 12:57 PM, LynchedJohNNY wrote: I graduated already.

Quiet, you. Now get back to Geography.

At 9/15/09 12:48 PM, ShadowBoyX wrote:

At 9/15/09 12:28 PM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Interesting. Sounds like a sexually transmitted disease.

I honestly don't get what you meant there.

Why use a latin phrase that nobody is going to understand for the title? It certainly isn't catchy. What is wrong with good old english? Unless latin is of course your first language, in which case I apologise.

Half are spam, which I of course keep for masturbatory purposes. The other half are from people asking about my music and from random users I've apologised for being a douchebag to.