At 10/16/09 11:35 AM, MyBallsDroppedAt7 wrote:

At 10/16/09 11:33 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Yes. everyone knows anal isn't actually sex.

Please... For just this topic, could you guys not talk about sex, dicks, and vaginas?

Then what the hell did you want us to talk about? Go hold her hand or something and wait for your balls to actually drop.

At 10/16/09 11:32 AM, LakeWonder wrote:

At 10/16/09 11:30 AM, MyBallsDroppedAt7 wrote:

At 10/16/09 11:29 AM, Figter wrote: Does she live near you ? then i think you could figure out the next move.

I'm only 13... Girls my age (here at least) don't do sex... just yet...

Pressure her for physical affection.

sodomy

Yes. everyone knows anal isn't actually sex.

At 10/16/09 05:31 AM, LockPad wrote: How do you eat ur Carls.Jr New Juicy Portobello Mushroom Six Dollar Burger?

Through my anus, obviously.

At 10/15/09 11:38 PM, Slain wrote: I remember

I'm not sure you entirely grasp the concept of a repressed memory.

At 10/15/09 08:50 PM, Fineas wrote: Hopefully this becomes a meme. Ever heard anyone say NewGrounds meme?
No, because 4chan sucks dick.

Newgrounds didn't make this story. Or make it funny. Or make it widespread. In fact, sir, I'm not entirely sure you quite know what a meme is.

At 10/12/09 12:26 PM, chainsawmurderer53 wrote: Make sure you never let Norton on your computer. It sl;ows things down so damn much.

Why you should never install Norton.

I think you may find this relevant.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/49 5603

This thread reminds me of the time my friend was complaining to me that he couldn't see any difference between dvd and blu-ray. I then asked him if his tv was HD and he said no. He then proceeded to tell me what blu-ray movies he was going to buy anyway.

Tl;DR - If you don't have a good tv, don't waste money on blu-ray.

On topic, despite having a lovely big HDTV at my disposal, I do not own any blu-ray movies for lack of a blu-ray player. HDMI upscaling on my dvd player does look fairly lovely, however. But that doesn't really do much for the audio.

At 10/12/09 08:22 AM, PhysX wrote: I'm considering getting a Traditional Japanese sleeve tattoo on my left arm since you can only get these in Japan.(It also costs $3000).

What the fuck shit donkeypenis? Is it really so important to you that you would spend so much just for a tattoo? Also, I have no idea what a japanese sleeve tattoo is. Post pics?

At 10/11/09 02:35 PM, Braedon wrote:

At 10/11/09 02:26 PM, therealanimator wrote: ironically i own two of them.

How is that ironic?

A combination of internet logic and poor schooling. That is how it is ironic.

At 10/11/09 01:11 PM, lpfann2 wrote: so should i convert it? and if so what file type to?

Try reincoding it to an mp4, see if that works. Ipods dont support any other video formats do they?

Also, try any video converter if you don't already have a program to do so. Its free and works well.

At 10/10/09 06:10 AM, Arnaz wrote: Ain't kangaroo hunting illegal or some shit?

Anyway that's pretty cool

You need a license or whatever, obviously. But the government where I live regularly culls kangaroos because they have become a nuisance by overpopulating.
Also kangaroo meat is sold in a lot of supermarkets as both people and dog food. Personally I can't stand just the smell of it but my dog loves it.

Would my testicles die if I placed them on this device?

At 10/9/09 06:44 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Not entirely. All the stuff already filmed with Heath Ledger in it was left as done by Heath Ledger. However, any parts that wasn't done were either done by Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell or Jude Law.

Sorry, that is what I meant. Looks like we both fail at legible sentences tonight. :3

MAH F#$^IN' LAZOR!!!1

At 10/9/09 06:20 AM, Crashman wrote: I'm kinda surprised that not too many people like Knights Tale, well my friends anyways. I thought it was an excellent movie, also Candy was one of his best roles.

I personally can't stand A Knight's Tale. It must have been the intro with the queen music that makes me change channel every time its on tv. But I agree that Candy was one of his best films, if not his best role.

At 10/9/09 05:45 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: There is a film being released soon staring Heath Ledger with Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell and Jude Law as different versions of Heath Ledger after he died.

To clarify that confusing sentence, Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell and Jude Law took over acting Heath Ledger's parts in the film after he died.

The Dark Knight was going to be his last film, but the director of this film was encouraged by his daughter (who i believe was also the producer?) that he could continue and finish it even after Heath died.

Its not like I have goatse as my profile image or anything. Why would they give a shit.

You do realise that the best of the month is voted by users?

Idiot.

At 10/7/09 07:00 PM, Carmilla wrote:

At 10/7/09 06:54 PM, pieplane wrote: and ones that wonk make me complete 100 surveys to download one fucking font.

I don't have an answer any better than the ones already posted, but I have to say that this made me literally LOL.

I got up to survey 73 before I decided it was a bad idea!

At 10/7/09 04:20 PM, UberCream wrote: I think it's gonna be like Cloverfield: Nausiating and stupid.

Sounds about right.

Beat up children with greater family income to make yourself feel at ease with the world.

Brendt should not expect a gf.

Because you are 12 years old and just discovered masturbation.

At 10/5/09 09:43 AM, DarkRedFlame wrote:

At 10/5/09 09:11 AM, gumOnShoe wrote: We have this in America on the U.S. Mexico border for about a ten mile stretch in TX. Its apparently been pretty useless.

Not exactly, just the other day I saw Oscar try to jump the U.S./Mexico border, authorities were contacted within seconds. Poor bastard got his ass tackled to the ground.

Caught the bastard trying the same thing on thursday. When will he learn.

Why not replace the battery? Or seeing as it cost $15 you could just drop it from waist height.

Should have probed him in his sleep.

"Aliens did it".

At 10/2/09 10:35 PM, Da-Master-of-Puppets wrote: No thanks, I got my own.

Hemp.. for an energy drink. My palm is straight through the back of my head right now.

At 10/2/09 04:22 AM, Gagsy wrote:

At 10/2/09 04:21 AM, newgroundslover94 wrote:

its good that your on this site for all the right reasons, just not appeal to boys

I couldn't appeal to boys even if I wanted to.

And that is why I find you so appealing.

Brb, therapy

At 10/1/09 08:52 AM, liljim wrote: I have a couple of pairs (different models). Did yours come with a ridiculously long jack lead? Both sets of mine did.

One of mine came with a ridiculously short lead that barely fits from my pocket to my ear. Very annoying to use while walking.