If you don't know what album it is, you probably don't deserve to.

At 11/4/09 11:10 AM, Box-Killa wrote: Have you ever had to sort out some epic Manoeuvers to fit all the rubish into your bin?

That's the exact opposite of what you did, fool.

At 11/4/09 10:42 AM, FurryOwlet wrote:

At 11/4/09 09:15 AM, FurryOwlet wrote:

husband and wife team of paleontologistshasdiscovered

Did no one else notice this?

I didn't picked up anything wrong on that sentence.

More importantly, it took them 12 whole years to dig up a bloody fossil? Back in my day, Paleontologists weren't lazy as shit because Paleontologists were Sam Neal.

For best results use one of these. Make sure you shave very fast and vigorously to make sure for a nice clean shave.

Yes, you are an idiot for letting that happen at all.

Yes, you are an idiot for letting that happen at all.

At 11/1/09 05:13 AM, HollowedPumkinz wrote:

At 11/1/09 03:27 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: On a completely related note, the only gay bar in my place of residence has been completely overrun by straight people who discovered that the bar was actually very good. Heck, the owner isn't even gay.

Wait, does that mean that they had to turn gay to enter or they turned it from a gay bar to a regular bar?

What? It is not like there is a "gay test" to get through the door. Also a lot of straight guys go there with retarded hopes of picking up a couple of "lesbians". It is still labelled a gay bar, its just a lot more straight people go there too now.

ITT: compensation for penis size.

I have no idea what the fuck you just said, apart from implying your homosexuality.

So just say no.

then take a shit on her porch.

On a completely related note, the only gay bar in my place of residence has been completely overrun by straight people who discovered that the bar was actually very good. Heck, the owner isn't even gay.

At 10/30/09 06:42 AM, TheT3Ddy wrote: WTF do you mean unlocking phones :/

Put your sim card in and use the phone ?

Some phones are "locked" to only work with certain networks.

OP, you can try going to the website of the network it is locked to, and finding out if they can do it (this will most likely cost you money), or you could look online to see if it is possible to do it yourself without paying.

At 10/30/09 06:40 AM, The-Condor wrote: It does give you like half a centimeter, but it still counts!

Sure, when you are flaccid but that doesn't really count.

At 10/30/09 06:37 AM, PhysX wrote: Now, you've got a good point here, but most websites I've checked (legit medical websites as well) claim that it gives more pleasure for the female as well. This mostly having to deal with the fact that an uncut dick doesn't need as much lube as a cut penis.

You best be trolling fool. Cutting the foreskin off a penis would have no real positive effect for the female. In fact an uncut penis would be more pleasurable because the foreskin adds a bit more girth, which is better for hitting the G-spot. (I wish I remember the name of the documentary I watched a few weeks ago that told me all that)

At 10/30/09 06:45 AM, Aigis wrote: I think it's just a bizarre thing to do.

And I think you are right. I understand in cultures that have been doing it for thousands of years, but these days particularly in America people are doing it because they think it looks better and is more clean or something. (Its not that hard to clean your dick every day...)

At 10/30/09 06:34 AM, The-Condor wrote: You gain some length with uncut,

No, you do not.

But cut gives more sexual pleasure.

No, it does not. In fact the theory is that it reduces sexual pleasure because the tip of the penis loses sensitivity from being rubbed around in your underpants all day.
Also if your foreskin is getting in the way during sex your penis is probably horribly deformed.

But i still love my un-cut dick.

As you should son, as you should.

At 10/29/09 07:04 AM, AlkaSeltzer wrote: yet there is more psychologically more noise around you.

Yeah, its the psychological noise that will destroy your hearing.

At 10/29/09 07:36 AM, HighWayStar365 wrote: You also might not want to listen to songs with a loud and heavy bass. Because If you do, it could actually make your lungs collapse. I forget what the condition is called, though :P

Pretty sure that won't happen from earphones, which is the discussion of this topic. I don't doubt that this can happen from standing next to some really fucking awesome speakers.

At 10/28/09 10:22 AM, Vincents-Johnson wrote: Not all fetishes have to be weird or disturbing. I have a straight up booty fetish, all i think about all day long.

Booties? You sick fuck.

Can someone link me to the wiki that was created to point out the errors in each episode?

And while we're at it I suppose we should make them drive on the correct damn side of the road?

You sound like a bit of a troll and I am going to tell you why.

You seem stressed that if you are in a relationship you are going to miss the other sex? You need to find someone that satisfies you physically and emotionally, regardless of gender. You obviously haven't met that person yet. Have fun looking.

At 10/24/09 10:20 AM, axl-lee wrote:

At 10/24/09 09:57 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: I do love seeing a good thread about Jack Black.

I agree. Hes very unfunny, cheesy and juvenile.

"herp derp [random word such as guocamole]! derp"

The first Tenacious D album was cool, I can give him that. But he should have just stopped. Completely.

Something that stunts your growth simply stops or slows your growth. It does not make you shrink.

At 10/24/09 10:12 AM, EagleStudio wrote: The point for a memorial page is to remember his great things , not to remember on how he died or the way he died...

Very true, but unfortunately that is the way that most people think, especially here on Newgrounds.

As disrespectful as it may come across, Stamper did have a point. All of the deaths of Newgrounders that people remember happen in unfortunate circumstances.

At 10/24/09 10:04 AM, lawlmaster wrote: can anyone help me, please?

Sure.

iTunes 8.something btw, not sure if its different with different versions.

At 10/24/09 09:56 AM, YourFutureMaster wrote: So I had a dream

Puzzle solved.

I do love seeing a good thread about Jack Black.

If nobody has posted the theme song to "rocko's modern life" (I'll accept both versions), you all had terrible childhoods.

It stayed in the top 10 for like a year and a half, is that not good enough for you? Also as much as I did enjoy it, I really can't be bothered voting 5 on it every day to try and move it back up a silly list.

You have a huge penis and an outstanding personality.

At 10/23/09 10:29 AM, GoryBlizzard wrote: I've had it happen to me before many times, and it really sucks. On top of that, I've also had colds in the past that have weakened my taste buds.

Probably due to a blocked nose? I really hate that, when everything tastes like styrofoam.

Yes, colds can do that, particularly if you have an inner ear infection. If you are really concerned that it is wax, go to a doctor and they can remove it for you. Otherwise just get lots of vitamin C and wait for it to go away.