At 3/27/07 01:34 AM, nightwolfv2 wrote: Im an idiot.

You said it.

At 3/27/07 01:30 AM, JANEFOR26 wrote: I'LL END YOU ALL

You should take a cold shower. It's just a BBS ban.

I bet you aren't black when you take a shower.

At 2/17/07 11:16 AM, Scarab-Stalk33r wrote:

At 2/17/07 11:12 AM, LateckS wrote: HT52 and Shrapnel really don't seem to care about depositing anymore.

Yeah, I noticed that, especially after Shrapnel dropped a level. Meh, at least they're in the top 10.

We're depositing again. :)

Life got in the way of it for a little while. These things happen.

At 10/10/06 09:55 AM, HoboPorn wrote:

Granted I have no idea what your job is so I can't really suggest that XD

Medical student silly.

At 10/10/06 09:36 AM, HoboPorn wrote:

At least HumanTarget52 deposits and semi posts.

I post when I have time.

Apologies. ;)

At 12/26/05 11:59 AM, Uxorious-Widow wrote: Does med school enhance your interest in biology/chemistry; or dom you pretty much have to have an interest in it beforehand

That's a hard question to answer because you'd really have to generalize...

To indirectly answer your question, I'd say you'd have to have an interest in biology to even consider doing medicine or you'd be really forcing yourself to concentrate on something you didn't enjoy because biology is fundamental to medicine.

As for chemistry, I'm sure a lot of current doctors don't like it but it is necessary to understand how drugs work and even how basic physiological processes in the body occur.

My name is kind of long, but if you could squeeze it in, that would be really neat!

At 7/8/06 10:22 AM, Warrickneff wrote:

Haha...searching for yourself on the BBS?

I get 0 results :(

Well he's not on the BBS all the time so he has to search for old topics in case he's missed old replies.

I have punch and cake! Can I come along to the splendid celebration?

At 6/26/06 07:29 PM, Captain-Jack wrote: Fuck you, bitch. You can't have him.

Dobio is my plaything.

That's not what you said last week.

:'(

At 1/12/06 06:33 AM, Tist006 wrote: almost level 30 shrap, keep up the good work!

We didn't do any work. We have an army of loyal friends who help us in this great war against turtle shit.

And what is turtle shit you ask?

It's when you're pushing a loaf and it only gets halfway like a turtle poking its head out of its shell.

YOU LOSE - GOOD DAY SIR.

At 1/4/06 10:48 PM, -Buddhist- wrote: If I recall correctly, -bomb- was the first Level 30 user.

No, it was Wade as RedDakota, then it was humantarget52, then it was bomb, then it was pimp.

At 1/2/06 07:24 AM, sean5892 wrote: LOOK AT MY WMF IMAGE GUYS!

PASS. This topic looks kewl. BTW, you are the highest phucking level I have ever seen.

Dude, don't get banned for picture spamming.

At 12/17/05 11:18 AM, Monocrom wrote:

.. unless you forget to deposit for a couple of days straight and PIMP bumps you down!

If you love him so much why don't you marry him? Seriously, ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

At 12/17/05 11:37 AM, Mattathias wrote: Can Homeopathy really cure something, or is it all psychologically bullshit? I am asking it because I tried to take some of these homeopathical medicine after nothing else worked. I am not the kind of guy that believes in that kind of stuff, and my aunt believes in it. It worked for my aunt and not for me. So, is it psycological, really works or one time luck?

Some of it works, some of it doesn't. The general public does not realize how much work goes into drug testing and the science behind it. Anyone can say 'oh the experiements were biased and weren't run properly' but homeopathy doesn't even go through any clinical trials. It's an industry out to make money like anyone else but they hide behind the pretense that it's natural so it's good for you. Lots of natural things can kill you too. That being said, if it works for you and doesn't cause you harm, go ahead and take it.
You have to realize that a lot of modern drugs are based off of naturally occuring substances.
There's a psychological aspect to using conventional medicine and homeopathic drugs.

Modern day science and medicine alienates people so they turn to homeopathy.

At 12/17/05 11:50 AM, Sword_master000 wrote: My doctor told me that my thick blood (from a result of a high carb diet) is the cause of my acne and also part of the cause of my knees never healing from my Kung-fu injury. Can thick blood really cause all this? (My blood cells are lemon shaped btw if that helps with the question)

I've never heard that thick blood could be a result of a high carb diet but a high fat and high cholesterol diet could cause that. I've never heard of lemon shaped blood cells before either. Do you have sickle cell anemia? Or malaria?
You likely have some sort of blood disorder that is interfering with the normal healing process but I can't determine anything with what you've given me.

At 12/17/05 09:38 AM, VegetonTheSnowman wrote:

The Pon Farr is the mating ritual between male and female vulcans every seven years. I was sure that Spock went through it but then I remembered that was his marriage but he might've been going through the Pon Farr at the time because Vulcans going through the Pon Farr become crazy. Like how Spock tried to kill Kirk (and he thought he did).

Do you think Spock had freaky sex with the other Vulcan chick?

If so, pics please?

At 12/17/05 09:13 AM, snow_templar wrote:

1) I am 17 so I think I am done with purberty.... I just need to get laid.

You can only tell if your epiphyseal plates have been fused.

2) I have been to a back doctor, but he refuses to give any treatment until the angle of the bend is greater than 20 degrees, and mine is in the teens somewhere, so it is close, but no quite.

But I want this freaking thing to be gone so I can be 6' 0" at least.

It might be muscle imbalance related. Do you play any sports that use one side of your body? if it is pure spine, then seek a second opinion. You don't want surgery- only something conservative.

This is only an opinion.

At 12/17/05 09:18 AM, weirdoo wrote: how do we get astma? i mean... i got it and i want to rid it, how too?

You are genetically predisposed to have hypersensitive airways.
Your airways tend to react to things more strongly than they would to other people.
You might be able to 'grow out' of it- i.e. your body won't react as badly.

The best thing for you to do is to manage your asthma very well with medications and your asthma action plan that you have made with your doctor.
Once your airways are irritated and you get asthma attacks, you risk permanently damaging your airways leading to more and more severe asthma attacks and/or more permanent changes to your airways.

At 12/17/05 09:25 AM, Rhabdophobia wrote:

very small, pimple sized, sort of clustered. They don't have any distinguishing features, just bumps

Do they hurt? You need to tell me the size and colour. They sound pretty harmless though.
Look up keratosis pilaris
http://www.aocd.org/..ratosis_pilaris.html

Does it look like that?

At 12/17/05 09:25 AM, Jessicasso wrote:

I'm pretty sure that you can't get rid of it. It has to do with allergies and the air that you're breathing. Like if you live in a city, you're more likely to get asthma. I think that Yale might be doing some sort of study about it.

Everyone and their mother's uncle is doing a study on asthma.

At 12/17/05 09:08 AM, snow_templar wrote: I was predicted to grow well over six feet tall, but my scoliosis took over and now I am stuck at 5' 10". Is there any way to reverse the scoliosis and return to me 6' + hieght?

Have you finished puberty yet?
You need to go to a doctor to sort that out... you need to get your scoliosis corrected ASAP.

At 12/17/05 05:23 AM, 1 wrote: 1. What is the best way to get rid of an ingrown toenail?

2. Is it possible to have 7 penises on your forehead?

1. Seek professional help. To prevent ingrown toenails, you should be cutting your toenails straight across.

2. It's not impossible but it is improbable.

At 12/17/05 05:43 AM, Rhabdophobia wrote: I have small cyst-like bumps on my upper arms, is this a normal form of puberty?

How big are the bumps?

At 12/17/05 05:45 AM, -Ikka- wrote: I can milk myself,is it safe to drink?

Yes.

At 12/17/05 05:53 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote:

Anyway. Should I get the painful, growing lump just under the skin above my heart checked out?

Yes. Painful = see doctor.

At 12/17/05 06:48 AM, -Mazza- wrote:

Why are you still in medical school and not a heart surgeon or something?

No. Besides, heart surgeons only do heart surgery. They lose breadth for expertise. Not my area of interest anyways.

At 12/17/05 07:49 AM, shadow699 wrote: what kind of candy did teh bedn steelz?

Good question. I don't know.

At 12/17/05 07:51 AM, I_Shot_Santa wrote: Will hitting my face with a meat tenderiser cure my atheites foot?

Not funny.

At 12/17/05 07:53 AM, -Beller- wrote: Why is my penor bigger than yours?

Because right now I'm flaccid and cold because I'm in negative 25 degree weather and you're wacking off to lemonparty.

At 12/17/05 08:14 AM, PirateKirby wrote: Why does Everyone have AIDS?

Not everyone has AIDS.

At 12/17/05 12:58 AM, fleabay wrote: everytime i szeeze my head hurts.......alot

That's nice.

At 12/17/05 12:59 AM, -Superman- wrote: What's the best way to deal with sore muscles?

Depends what caused it. Usually stay hydrated, get down your electrolytes (potassium, sodium, and have some sugar) and keep those muscles lightly active to encourage blood flow. Hot and cold plunges help to increase circulation.

At 12/17/05 01:02 AM, Monocrom wrote: Is there any 1 thing in this world that would cause you to give up your NG account, in exchange for it?

Your mom.

At 12/17/05 01:05 AM, InsOmniaC777 wrote: If you recieved a minor electric shock, like from a keyboard, what would be a good estimate, that the shock would go away?
And can too much static electricity, harm your body?

Why wouldn't the shock go away? A very large static electrical current could harm your body but it'd have to be very very high. Lots of small shocks could potentially cause some damage if your body's tissue started heating up and destroying your cells.

At 12/17/05 01:07 AM, DJ-Karbon wrote: Is it normal if your penis and vagina touch eachother?

Your mother.

At 12/17/05 01:19 AM, ChristmasTreevin wrote: Sometimes my eye itches, so I scractch it. Then when I look at my finger, I see green stuff. Who's gonna win the Super Bowl?

No you don't. And I don't know.

At 12/17/05 01:22 AM, TheBoneThug wrote:

Maybe that's because you're Sharpnel.

No I'm not.

At 12/17/05 01:43 AM, -wwwyzzerdd- wrote: I'm late on my period, is this something that should concern me?

Depends- how late? How old are you? Is there any chance you can be pregnant? And yes, it should concern you. Are you normally quite regular?

At 12/17/05 02:14 AM, Bob_The_Dark_Santa wrote: I like fucking girls when they're on their period it reminds me of a murder scene. Am I deranged?

No you just have a fetish that most people don't have. But if you feel like hurting the girl you're having intercourse with than you should seek professional help.

At 12/17/05 05:21 AM, shadow699 wrote: every time I watch a suspensful movie I get twitchy and hyper

what's the diagnosis doc?

Your body is excited and it activates what they call the sympathetic nervous system which helps you body react to stressful situations and/or situations you perceive to be dangerous. This higher level of awareness makes it easier for you body to react physically to something.

At 10/21/05 03:24 PM, Re-Spawn wrote: How are babies made?

Sperm + egg = zygote = cell division

At 10/21/05 03:26 PM, 1 wrote: Do I have herpes?

Do you?

At 10/21/05 03:29 PM, AzureAnnihilation wrote: At what age does it stop being normal not to have hit puberty?

Here I stole a chart:

1. Beginning of
enlargement of testes
(become greater than
1 inch long) 13-1/2 yrs.
12-1/4 yrs.

2. Growth of the penis 14 yrs.
3. Appearance of pubic hair 14 yrs.
4. Beginning of most
rapid growth in height 16 yrs.

At 10/21/05 03:32 PM, Seanmlr wrote: should i sell my semen for cash?

If you can, go for it but I doubt you have the requirements.

At 10/21/05 04:03 PM, rottenmyscabies wrote: i have a penuis and a vagina
whats wrong with me?

Nothing. You were born with both. It is extremely rare.

At 10/21/05 04:04 PM, -Platinum- wrote: Okay. Could I get sick off eating paper? It's not like I do or anything...

A bit of paper? No.
Lots of paper? Yes.

At 10/21/05 04:05 PM, SlikRik19 wrote: Can you stop depositing so I can level up faster?

No. You wouldn't level up faster. You have to get everyone to stop.

At 10/21/05 04:07 PM, moonhog wrote: Bedn has stole meh cadny. Is that serious?

Josh stole candy from the candy store.

At 12/17/05 12:53 AM, Minion777 wrote: Are gun wounds really that big of a deal?

Yes. But it really depends where. But in general with the power of modern guns, yes.

At 12/17/05 05:37 AM, Bahamut7 wrote:

Umm, just allergy tablet or it was tablets the doctor told me to get, but I'm now taking just normal allergy tablets. Anyway, fuck you for having to let me wait two months for an answer from you! >:(

Oh I forgot to add ALL THE INFORMATION GIVEN PREVIOUSLY IN THIS THREAD BEFORE MY POST AND ANY FUTURE INFORMATION GIVEN AFTER THIS POST IN THIS THREAD IS NOT IN ANY WAY MEANT TO REPLACE THE ADVICE OF A MEDICAL DOCTOR- ALL REPLIES ARE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY

Hey, I had to take a big poo man.

You should never use more pills than recommended but for allergies, it's best to take the before onset of symptoms and to take the recommended dose.

At 10/19/05 01:38 PM, Bancer wrote: I get chest pains from time to time. is it possible to have heartburn/acid reflux at my age. My diet is so so (sometimes i eat shit like pizza and stuff a couple of times a week), but my activity level is moderate at best.

You will have to tell me more about your chest pain.
When did this problem start?
When does it come on? What are you doing at the time? Describe the pain for me. Does it radiate in any direction? Does anything make it feel better? Does anything make it worse? Have you seen a doctor about it? Have you ever had anything like this before?
Are you on any medications right now? Do you have any allergies? Do you have any medical conditions?

At 10/21/05 03:03 PM, Onecrazylemming wrote: Is it bad that everytime I watch Hanson videos my leg twitches and the only way to stop it is to touch myself *down below*?

You have some neurological stimulation occuring in higher centers when you watch Hanson which triggers motor neurons in your legs. By touching yourself down below you are stimulating another area which is potentially gating the signals in your spinal cord which would inhibit signals to your leg.

At 10/21/05 03:05 PM, Etch-A-SketchClock wrote: hold on, your queer ass actually posts?
for shame.

stop depositing.

Your behaviour is unbecoming of a clock. You will be banned.

At 10/21/05 03:05 PM, DarkSytze wrote: I just tripped over my penis, should I cut it off just incase I'll trip over it again?

Tape it to your leg silly.

At 10/21/05 03:16 PM, -Tween- wrote: Will you sex me up?

No. Shrapnel might for money.

At 10/21/05 03:20 PM, bigexplosions wrote: Why does my head hurt all the time?

Stay away from big explosions.

At 10/21/05 03:23 PM, DashDingo wrote: I tore about 6 of the layers of skin off my foot the other day running bare-foot and doing sprints. Anything I can do to make it a quick recovery?

Keep the area clean. Don't let it get soggy and keep it dry but not so dry that it cracks. Cushion the area and avoid further injury.

At 10/19/05 10:38 AM, Kwanzilla wrote: If I were to stab a screwdriver into someones head, melt their brain, pour it out, and pour a new brain into the hole, would they have the same body with a new brain?

No. The loss of the neuronal architeture through melting would render the brain useless.

At 10/19/05 10:38 AM, Mr_Pope wrote: I get tingling feelings up the left side of my body, what is it? Am i dying?

You'll have to give me more than that. It could be a number of things.

At 10/19/05 10:41 AM, Funkchiken wrote:

how is it that you are lv 30 but you havent reviewed a single entry?

Writing reviews is not my forte.

At 10/19/05 10:41 AM, tooyoungtocare wrote: Why does it burn when I pee?

Does it always burn when you pee or only sometimes?
You could have a mild irritation of your urethra which is giving you a burning sensation.
If it is really painful you could potentially have an infection.

At 10/19/05 11:20 AM, Bahamut7 wrote:

If a tablet box says I should take at least four a day, should I take one more than the limit a day? My itching can be quite bad.

What kind of tablets are you taking? You should consult the one who prescribed the medication to you.

At 10/19/05 11:23 AM, Newgrundling wrote:

If my appendix was about to burst, would I be better off going to you, or Shrapnel?

Neither of us. You'd need a surgeon.

At 10/19/05 11:25 AM, BrotherParanoia wrote: I have a some weird growths somewhere between my tummy and my knees - what the hell are they?

What do they look like? Describe and take a picture.

At 10/19/05 11:26 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: I think I may have a third nipple on the left side of my hip.

What should I do ?

That's not possible unless you are hideously deformed. Supernumerary nipples grow along the 'milk line' and the left side of the hip is not along that.

At 10/19/05 11:28 AM, THaviaC wrote: How do i get as much levels that you have?

Deposit longer than everyone else.

At 10/19/05 11:29 AM, Ledgey wrote: Why have you got 52 at the end of your name?

I can't tell you otherwise you'd know who I am.

At 10/19/05 11:30 AM, Yoow wrote: Is it nice outside?

Nice is subjective.
In Canada right now where I am visiting my fiancee? Cold ans snowy.
In Australia right now where Shrapnel is? Hot and sunny with a few clouds.

At 10/19/05 11:31 AM, KRISTMAS199 wrote: would eating a donut or a 2 biscuits be worse for my shmexsay figure?

The one with the more calories will be worse for your figure.

If they are of equal calories, the one with higher fat content will be worse for your figure

At 10/19/05 11:32 AM, CatSyrup wrote: I can't find my clitoris

Use Google. Alternatively, get a mirror out and find your pubic bone which is the hard part in the front where your groin is. Go down farther, spread your lips and look for a small fleshy bump under a hood of skin.

At 10/19/05 11:34 AM, Donstong210 wrote: I've got this itchiness around the base of my fingernails. Well, they aren't really fingernails anymore...more like swollen nubs of a hard substance that's been hit too many times by a swinging glass door. So I guess the itchiness is just around the base of those things. What should I do? Is there a sauve? Or should I just lop my hands off and start over?

I'm not sure what you mean. Elaborate.

At 10/19/05 11:36 AM, deurwaarder wrote: It burns when i pee. And this green yellowish goo comes out of my penis with a strong acid smell and then it keeps dripping all day. so i have to change underwear 3 times a day because of the smell. And then around 3 times a week i can't hold my shit and i poo my pants. Sometimes it happens when i'm trying to take a piss, so i shit all over the bathroom floor. But then the smell of acid and poo makes me nauseous and i puke all over the place making me drop to my knees and roll through my puke, shit and acid penis goo. Because of the whole chemical reaction I can’t stop puking, shitting and pissing all together. That all while I spasm all over the floor. This all lasts for about 20 minutes. So at the end of my day i have alot of cleaning to do.

You should see your doctor immediately. You likely have some sort of infection in your lower urinary tract. Discharge usually means gonorrhea or chlamydia. As for the shitting, it sounds like a neurological problem. As for the puking, it's all a psychological reaction.
Once your treat your primary illness you should be fine.

At 10/19/05 11:37 AM, Kaabi wrote: is it true that you now only deposite exp to piss us off?

No.

At 10/19/05 11:48 AM, -Gomez- wrote: Is it medically true that you and shrapnel are the same person?
<_<
>_>

No we are brothers.

At 10/19/05 12:21 PM, FatherBritmas wrote: Why don't you post more?

I am busy.

At 10/19/05 12:25 PM, Wylo wrote: How come I can bend, without moving my ring finger,my pinky finger 90 degrees on my left hand and not on my right?

The ligaments that are common to your ring finger and pinky are more flexible on your left hand. This is likely due to the fact you could be right handed so your muscles are larger on the right and likely causing it to be tighter.

At 10/19/05 12:26 PM, ShadowPriestPolux wrote: When I see a girl, my pee-pee moves, can you tell me what's wrong?

Nothing is wrong. Your dick works and you like girls.

At 10/19/05 12:27 PM, -Mazza- wrote: How come it hurts when I put my left leg behind my neck and gnaw on my rigfht foot while juggling naked clowns with both hands?

Gnomes.

At 10/19/05 10:37 AM, Enoll wrote: Are the legends that girls possess vaginas true?

No, it's false.

Anybody who does not secrete mullerian inhibiting factor or respond to it during development could potentially end up with a vagina. Also, those who lack male sex hormones or unable to respond to it could develop a vagina.

Surgery can also give a genotypic male a vagina.

But the concept of 'girl' and 'boy' is really up to you.

At 10/19/05 10:35 AM, RainDropClock wrote: my computer gave me an electric shock, soon after the muscles in my leg contracted for 5 minutes, then, the next morning i was in agony and couldn't walk for several weeks, wtf happened?

I doubt this is a real medical problem but if something like this really did happen you would likely be undergoing rhabdomyolysis and you'd have kidney failure as well as permanent damage to the muscles in your leg.

At 10/19/05 10:34 AM, JohnnyWang wrote: Should I try to get medical Mariujana for my asthma?

No. The smoke from the burning marijuana will just make your asthma worse.

If you ingest the marijuana, it won't help your asthma either as marijuana works on pain receptors in your body.

Sorry for the late reply. I had a big poop.

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/283912

That is a perfect example of a movie that shouldn't be blammed.

The comedic timing is genious!

There are some long drawn out movies with shit plots that should be blammed.

I can't vote 5 on something that looks pretty but makes me vomit.

The afforementioned movie however is comedy gold... along the lines of Ribbachile/child whatever the fuck it is Marty.

At 12/14/05 05:08 AM, duffeknol wrote: 3 > the other 2
seriously, that game is just too hilarious

I have to agree. 3 is really really damn good. 4 isn't as good because they fuck with the storyline but it's still funny. You have to play it.

pimp likes politics and I am a medical student.

And I'm friendlier too! :D