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Response to: Happy Pico Day! Posted April 30th, 2009 in NG News

Happy Tommas, Tom, you sexy rock god of the internet.
Only less rock and more penis jokes.

Response to: It's a Boy! Posted March 28th, 2009 in NG News

Congratulations Tom!

So far he's 3 days in his streak of not being sent to the school councillor!

Response to: Poop Beep London Meet 4 Posted November 7th, 2008 in General

At 11/7/08 03:35 AM, Shalashaska-1 wrote:
Now that censore gate is over, lets talk about sex.

You guys so crazy.
I think I wanna have yo babeh.

Response to: Poop Beep London Meet 4 Posted October 31st, 2008 in General

At 10/30/08 03:18 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:
At 10/30/08 12:03 PM, Kirk-Cocaine wrote: Well I'm hoping to go out to the Mod meat next year
Stuff.

SORT THAT SHIT, OR I'LL SLAM YOUR MOUSE SO fucking FAR UP YOUR ARSE YOU'LL BE SHITTING KEYBOARD PIECES.

lol wut

Response to: Poop Beep London Meet 4 Posted October 15th, 2008 in General

At 10/14/08 07:29 PM, Luis wrote:
At 10/14/08 04:26 PM, Howtopian wrote: Maybe I should go bitch about it on the internet, what do you think?
In all seriousness, those shirts are looking pretty swish.
Im thinking i could just bring some over if people want to just pay cash, you can save yourself the postal charge. Well assuming you are showing up or whatever.

That would be pretty swish, because I am most certainly turning up. Not one to pass, I think.
Cheers!

Response to: Poop Beep London Meet 4 Posted October 14th, 2008 in General

I'd rather like one of those shirts, but I've got a Solo card.
Which doesn't go through the checkout or Paypal, or most US-based vendors, so it's a bit of balls.

Maybe I should go bitch about it on the internet, what do you think?
In all seriousness, those shirts are looking pretty swish.

Response to: Poop Beep London Meet 4 Posted September 27th, 2008 in General

I live about 30 minutes out of London, I might have to give it a gambit.
I mean, fuck, 3-4 days to London, I have the liberty, that I may have to take judging my advanced years and my crooked back, of taking the train up and down to the big fat City.
Just promise not to take my walking stick and false teeth, awwright?
Alright.

Response to: Easytoon Animation Showcase... Posted September 12th, 2008 in Art

At 8/30/08 04:26 PM, JSSKFF wrote: Ballsballs

Isn't that a Pink Floyd song, Pigs (Three Different Ones)?

The world would be strange if they did a song called Ballsballs)

Response to: Pokemon Morphs Posted September 9th, 2008 in Art

At 9/9/08 04:51 AM, xTOXICxEMPIRE wrote: Isn't there a thread for 'art' like this?

Twas BAWLEETED. Kind of. Moved to Clubs and Crews, where chances are no one will find it because they are ch00bs. Just let it lock.

Response to: Toon Hole. Posted September 9th, 2008 in Art

Lovely. Made my day seeing some old-school cartoon style. The use of old-school in that sentence is going to be inherantly depressing to everyone in thread, so I'm sorry.

Too much anime...

Anyhooooo, nice going, want to see more, and will most certainly will watch for your stuff on the portal.

Response to: HandsomeJake's Art Thread Posted September 9th, 2008 in Art

Good job. Graphics design is most certainly an art. It depends how you use them. Art can be used in so many ways to pass crap, and I should know that, but you have transcended the lengths of simple cut and paste. I can't think of anything that doesn't sound like I want your babies, so at good job it will have to stay.

Response to: My first ever attempt at anime Posted September 2nd, 2008 in Art

Alright, if you wanted to start drawing in the manga, or kawaii or whatever style of art you wanted to do, why start here? You know how many 'My Anime Threads' there are here? And they are all the same.
Use a search engine, and find online lessons. They're quite common.
Here is the one I used.
And if you want to actually start drawing like this, as your style, don't just steal someone else's way.
Make it as individual as big chested women with big eyes and pretty hair, and small chested men with big eyes and pretty hair can be. Which is, from the outside/cynical/my point of view, quite hard.
Good Luck!

Response to: 'The drawing women thread'. Posted August 31st, 2008 in Art

God Damn.

Does the only person keeping the thread alive have to be FatChaos? (although I don't know who the fuck he is...)
Come on, boys! We like tittehs, and drawing them, don't we?

Don't we?

No Scanner, so no help, I'm sorry.

Response to: These guys aren't that different Posted August 31st, 2008 in Art

At 8/31/08 02:01 PM, Tianaman wrote:
A point I agree with.

Agreed.
Looking for worthy art in the Art Forums should be an Olympic Event, the effort it takes to find something worth looking at. And everytime something worth it comes along, it gets sunk by noobs.

Response to: Johnny's 10th Birthday Posted August 31st, 2008 in Art

At 8/31/08 01:50 PM, Keol wrote: Johnny's Uncle Gave Johnny A Shrink Ray for his birthday, and it didn't work on clothes. Johnny went to the park with Uncle Dan. Johnny is sad. The End :)

Like Johnny's face.
Otherwise, rather plain, but still, keep on truckin'.

Response to: Custom Pokemon Fusions! Posted August 31st, 2008 in Art

At 8/31/08 02:02 PM, Dakillzer wrote:
no, you are the epic prick and iv pretty much had enough of you so unless you wanna take this further STFU and just go away if you think the thread is a heaving pile of shit

Look at you. You're being a prick right now. You want me dead, because I feel this thread has turned to shit? What kind of fucking position are you in to act like you've had enough of me? You're the main reason I feel embarrassed to have had a part in this.
An over-judgemental, talentless hack, who worships the ground that his superiors shit on. Sitting on the thread with your finger on the button, ready to send another piece of shit no one cares about into the world. People like you leeched whatever newness and appeal the idea had right out of the wound.

I shall 'GTFO' .
I don't want the last part of this thread to be an argument with a fucking 3 year old.

Response to: Custom Pokemon Fusions! Posted August 31st, 2008 in Art

At 8/31/08 01:21 PM, Dakillzer wrote: i wish upon you that if you think this thread should die and if it dies... YOU die with it

Pah. This thread died a long time ago. Wishing me dead, because I've watched something I've helped raise turn into a heaving pile of shit, and want it to end.

Honestly, you are an epic prick. No offence.

Response to: Final Post-Castle Crashers Post Posted August 31st, 2008 in NG News

At 8/30/08 05:21 PM, Afro-Ninja wrote:
At 8/30/08 03:38 PM, Howtopian wrote: Did not think of that.
That bitch is rich.
Don't get too ahead of yourself, microsoft has to take a healthy cut of that first. Not to mention that the money is also recouping development time and costs.

Thought of the Microsoft cut, but not of the development cost. Forgot the love which was put into Castle Crashers... Sorry, Tom, you don't have to pay... for all of it :^3.

Response to: Custom Pokemon Fusions! Posted August 31st, 2008 in Art

At 8/31/08 10:15 AM, MindChamber wrote: over 300 pages of shit, and the hits keep comin.

Hmm.
Somehow, I agree.
I think it should just be locked, I've lost hope after the last wave of shit hit the fan. Being a dick to someone who's doing it different?

This thread should die.

Response to: Final Post-Castle Crashers Post Posted August 30th, 2008 in NG News

At 8/30/08 02:51 PM, Supi wrote: WOW! First three days sold 78500 copies off the game...holy shit man...congratulations! 1.200.000 $ in revenue 8) You're rich, bitch.

Did not think of that.
That bitch is rich.
Very rich. I demand you pay for my X-box Live, Tom, or I'll tell a certain television network about a certain game.

Response to: Custom Pokemon Fusions! Posted August 30th, 2008 in Art

At 8/30/08 03:20 PM, kra-zgangsta wrote: Does anyone like my Mewporean? I just finished Torchoone.

You are brilliant, matey.
The black outlines really give it a different feel.
Torchoone is excellent.

Response to: Custom Pokemon Fusions! Posted August 30th, 2008 in Art

At 8/30/08 03:14 PM, Dakillzer wrote:
At 8/30/08 03:04 PM, katfleas wrote: Fuck off pokemon sucks
you shut up bitch or ill get the flea shampoo to you

PAH. That is ridiculous. Honestly, just don't.
You'll make the problemworse with shit like that.
Seriously, I almost cried.

Response to: Custom Pokemon Fusions! Posted August 29th, 2008 in Art

At 8/29/08 02:49 PM, gbaplaya12 wrote:
At 8/29/08 02:36 PM, Dakillzer wrote:
At 8/29/08 01:32 PM, Howtopian wrote:
Yes, it is.
Let it die, just let it go.
It's already dead.
never!!!! we will fight to keep it alive, we will fight to keep pokemon fusions and we will fight for, THE PFN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!
Then keep it alive by posting fusions. I just posted the first fusion in a while.

My point exactly. No one fuses anymore. Even me, but I have things in my life going down right now. Arguing and such, has killed the thread by neccessitating a website specifically for fusing.

Response to: Custom Pokemon Fusions! Posted August 29th, 2008 in Art

At 8/29/08 01:29 PM, Luke755 wrote:
At 8/29/08 01:21 PM, mikev007 wrote: Don't let the thread that started it all die.
We sound like animal conservationists(Is that a word?).

Yes, it is.
Let it die, just let it go.
It's already dead.

Response to: I Re-made Kanye West's Album Cover Posted August 29th, 2008 in Art

Excellent. Perfect recreation of what the East of Kenya would be like if it was a white, suit wearing rapper being fired out of a cannon.

Response to: Announcements, Plugs, Halloween Posted August 26th, 2008 in NG News

At 8/26/08 08:20 AM, wierdman51 wrote: i have an i dea for a short that will surely win and if i find out someone used this idea without my permission ill break thier knee caps! two kids lose baseall into an old mansion (two stories with the placement of dors and windows make it look like a face o nthe front) and they need it back so they venture inside and go to the top floor. they open a door to their left and go inside , the door slams shut behind them , ad they start hearing vocies, the voices moan : get out! get out! the boys frightened run to the door and try to open it yet, it is locked from the outside. then they start hearing a banging sound from a closet on the other side of th room , the closet doors start to open and to red eyes glare out. the boys start pounding the door , the beasts had pokes out it had the head shape of a t rex and the teeth of on too but its head was green and scaly almost like armour. it leaps out and devous them thus leaving the mystery of a mansion forever sealed.

with this anyone who asks my permission will win the contest hands down pbly.

That is pure comedy. Get someone who's art style will make any attempts at sceryness look hilarious, get teh komedix voice actors to take part, and replace the armoured T-rex of awesome with a pedophile. Also, add plenty of dick jokes for posterity. This will surely win the halloween contest. May also win Christmas, if the Pedophile is wearing a Santa Suit, and it's snowing.
Also, the house face needs to be a FUCKING Keeblur face.
:^3
Anyone who uses this without my permission will probably lose anyway, I mean, it's a horrible idea.

Response to: Custom Pokemon Fusions! Posted August 26th, 2008 in Art

At 8/26/08 06:39 AM, chubzilla100 wrote:
At 8/25/08 10:15 AM, Howtopian wrote:
Cometh my fusion. In a second.
if your gonna make one its a bit over a second....

I gave up. Too busy rockin' my bod on the supermachine.
Of life.
Srsly, I tried to do Chub-Chubby-chub or whatever's it's name is. A Koffing with a tail, covered in mouths just looks fucking stupid, so I let it retire into teh bin.

Response to: Custom Pokemon Fusions! Posted August 25th, 2008 in Art

At 8/25/08 01:16 AM, Sprite-masta-3 wrote: a school year, or a semmester as some call it, is the length of school from start to end and to tell you the truth your post didnt make much sense to me considering you were reacting quite agressively towards a simple question and statement so i ask you this

Why so serious?
god......
lighten up

I'm sorry. Just at 1:47 in the fucking morning, you get a little pissed at the fact you're sitting on a thread about mixing pokemon sprites answering questions about semesters rather than asleep.

Makes you feel kinda crappy, and tired.

No more arguments, the thread is now about (shock, horror) fusing pokemon.
Or pedobear, if any trolls would like make my day a little brighter.

Cometh my fusion. In a second.

Response to: Custom Pokemon Fusions! Posted August 24th, 2008 in Art

At 8/24/08 09:02 PM, Sprite-masta-3 wrote: i dont know about my "innane babbling" (i think you meant insane) the only reason you call it insane is because i use very small amount of punctuation nowadays and uuuhh dont calle me insane if your to lazy to read the whole post
so your answer means yes they are shool years or symmesters apart?

Innane means innane, matey. I read the whole post, and it didn't make any sense. An anniversary is every fucking year. It started on 15/7/07, this year it was 15/7/08 and next year it will be 15/7/09. I'm not a fucking Yank, to put it as kindly as possible, so explain what the fuck a semester is. If you want to be a complete idiot and refuse the simple logic that an anniversary occurs once a year on a certain date, then

A year is a fucking year, 364/5 days. That is how far apart they are.

Jesus fucking wept.

Response to: Custom Pokemon Fusions! Posted August 24th, 2008 in Art

At 8/24/08 08:07 PM, Sprite-masta-3 wrote:
Innane Babblings

2.35 on 15/7/09
That is when the next anniversary is. Does that satisfy your question, because I can't understand the words that are coming out of your mouth.