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Fat people smell terrible, and you can smell them from far away.

Don't Stop Believing

How has this not been said?

Pretty sure they are not going to accept the half eaten hamburger when I try to donate it.
And it's MY food, I worked for it. Why would I give it to someone lazy? Not my fault they don't have the money to buy food.

That show is so wrong, their simulation program thing doesn't take into account most things, so the results are no where near accurate.

I stopped frequently visiting this site when garbage started to continually get high scores, and the better games passed through forever unnoticed.

Skipped most of that boring trash, but wow that's amazing, I would love to be able to gun down people like that. And I don't feel a bit sorry for those guys; they should expect this kind of thing to happen when they go into a war zone.

Since around 2001, was originally brought here looking at Xiao Xiao 3 but didn't make my account for quite a while after.

Very likely you have a zombie computer.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie_comp uter
Douse the insides with holy water, that should fix it up.

At 6/21/09 01:23 AM, Mr-Chainsaw wrote: If judgement day was tomorrow, why should you be spared? In 100 words or less, explain why you deserve to live....

because i don't believe in god.

This lacks originality. I would definitely not use or approve of them.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/03/31/sibl ing.stabbings/index.html
"Police say Kerby Revelus was arrested in 2004 for punching a sister in the face as they fought about money"
I'm guessing he was pimping.
"By the time the police officer kicked the door in, it was too late. Kerby Revelus was holding his 5-year-old sister, Bianca, and while the officer watched, he dragged a kitchen knife across her throat with such fury that he decapitated her."
Good cops. Bad sister.

Just read the fucking books.

He decapitated the 5 year old with a knife, now that's pro.

1. Fallout 2 (PC)
2. Timesplitters 2 & Future Perfect (GC)
3. TES IV: Oblivion (PC)
4. Breath of Fire IV (PS)
5. Hellgate: London (PC)
6. Super Mario Bros. 3 (NES)

not in any order...

At 3/13/09 01:00 AM, RedDreadSky wrote: There is a program that allows people to take flash off of websites and put them on their computer, I'm not sure what it is though. Normally, I'd be against this, but in the name of stopping a lying douchebag, by all means.

this program is called the internet.

By losing his leg, he has also altered his DNA. All of his descendants will now be born missing their leg. Unless the mother has 3 legs, in which case its 50/50.

Dookie - Green Day
I prefer newer rock mostly, but I do agree that 90's music was amazing, though not just rock.

I'll be saving my bottle caps.

HEY! I need World of Warcraft cheats. NOT HINTS! You help me, or are you worthless? GET TO IT!

I must try this then, it seems to be what cool people are doing.

No. Its extra work.

So I'm guessing that you touched yourself and are now asking for forgiveness.

The one that works at Pizza Hut, sounds like a good career, you will go far.

My test:

Woah, you nearly tricked me! That website blows.

Veterans Day??? Since when has the US been in any wars to get veterans???

Same thing happened to me 2 summers ago, i had to download everything i could before i lost the internet for 3 months, on a crappy computer with like 6 gig hard drive.

Fallout 2
Diablo 2
Starcraft (+editor)

ya... that somehow managed to last.

Some fucking gay Nig-Asian bitch played this piece of shit nig made song for 40 minutes strait on Friday at school. Fucking fag played it over and over and over, I swear I will fucking anal rape someone the next time I hear this.

Having sandpaper rubbed constantly on your back, and eventually your spine.

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