This sounds like the recent story of the Calvin and Hobbes comic strips.

At 11/23/09 03:57 PM, STEM wrote: because 6 is afraid of 7

I would be too. How could that bastard eat 9?

Poptart!

At 11/20/09 08:28 PM, Cericon wrote: They suck.

Thank you for having a brain

At 11/15/09 06:02 PM, evan210 wrote:

At 11/15/09 05:50 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Ah, yes. This reminds me of my Windows 95 days.

But do you know how to get an orange+black task bar?

No, but I do have a "Finish" button instead of a start button.

Oh I see what you did there

But if blind people were shooting X-rays out of their eyes, wouldn't someone have by now detected that blind people are emitting radiation?

Aww shit it's stuck in binary

I have facebook, myspace, twitter and bebo. I decline anyone in my family so they don't know what's on any of them

At 10/16/09 10:40 PM, 7IsUnlucky wrote: "Do you remember me? From *** grade? I've had an e-mail change since then."
Feels like I should add something more...

What if she's changed her email too?

If I were you I wouldn't worry about any of that bullshit for another couple of years. Let yourself be free, don't let some bitch hold you back.

I say it "Oh-Me-Gah"

At 10/2/09 07:46 PM, Lasergates wrote: go into your windows folder and delete system32, you have to do this every now and then to free up space

Obviously someone didn't get the message that saying that equals instant ban.

Unless Newgrounds has some kind of copyright thingy or your game is copyright, there isn't much you can do is there? Or can you?

At 9/26/09 04:57 AM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote: That's nothing, I fathered a child before I was even born, and that child went on to father me

Hang on, let me take an aspirin as I try to comprehend that.

At 9/29/09 05:01 PM, Eddyking wrote:

At 9/29/09 04:59 PM, ZOMGALIENS wrote: I know the answer.

Google Chrome...

It's faster.

And less customisable.

And much easier on the eyes

At 9/28/09 06:13 PM, Aggzza wrote: liek this

want me to try them out?

So you mean Mods don't get a "Reply & Quote" and "Reply to Post" button?

At 9/28/09 06:06 PM, estrago1 wrote: Well, I'd do it for whatever I wanted, really. But when you think of it, you would be severly limited to what you could do. For one thing, you can't move anything, because for something to move, it has to have speed, and to have speed, you need distance and time.

Well I guess you could rape someone then go back in time so it would be as if it never happened.

At 9/26/09 01:46 AM, Officer wrote: It's bright and sunny here in New Zealand.

Good old God Zone New Zealand. It's always sunny in Phila- New Zealand.

Bring friends over and point and laugh at him. Oh yeah.

When my rottweiler had bone cancer, we had to get her put down. We basically ignored the rules and let her inside for a while. On the day she was getting put down, I had to go to school and wanted to say goodbye to her, but I couldn't because then I'd go to school crying. And now I feel really sad I didn't say goodbye.

The NG chat is like Pico 2. Never gonna happen.

Definately Hornby. Search him

At 9/13/09 05:26 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote:

At 9/13/09 04:27 AM, GlayWare wrote: Impossible to go onto the mature section without getting caught, too, i'm not risking it.

go on, do it. just one click. do it.

Way to apply peer pressure! High five!

The closest star to the sun is only 18 years old? Wow!

At 9/12/09 06:28 PM, Prinzy2 wrote:

At 9/12/09 06:22 PM, Rucklo wrote: now we should discuss this.

We should discuss what mc could stand for, like massive cleavage. Yeah, I know massive cleavage always gets my energy levels up.

mc stands for: mass multiplied by the speed of light in a vacuum

You know, I've never thought about it. That's got me stumped.

The Newground's BBS. I love you guys

At 8/28/09 10:41 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote: Wow. You can't at least be fucking a cantelope or something? I mean kiwis are pretty small, so...

Well, they are hairy, I suppose.

That's a kiwiFRUIT. Kiwis are a flightless bird that live in the bushes of New Zealand

No homo, but this thread sucks.

Ah shit I think I did it wrong

At 8/29/09 06:39 PM, Umbri wrote: I just feel bad for my friend... his dad grounded him for the whole summer because he got a B instead of an A once... seriously... it was like...

A
A
A
A
B OP YOU'RE GROUNDED LOL

I mean I know A's really help but damn, strict as hell.

His Dad must be very fond of the clock crew and hate them severely.