Dear BBS,
I have come to the depressing conclusion that no matter how many threads in general I read, how much I try to think up a response for a topic, I simply cannot think of anything reasonable or contributory to say!
I am a long-time lurker... I can laugh along with your strange/pitiful anecdotes and cringe at your crudely-done photoshops... and yet, once I hit the 'post reply' button... there is nothing that I can say... I am completely speechless... ...any thought processes within my brain stop...
...I stare at the empty message box...
...and I stare... and I stare...
...until it is no more... I close the tab on my browser and change to something else...
...and this ritual repeats, day in... day out...
Why does this matter arise? There was a stage in 2006 where I did post several times, only to be stopped by the level of internet awkwardness that seemed to be emitted by my internet presence...
Is it fear of yet more BBSical rejection? The fear of the looming BBS ban for posting something too flame-y? Some hidden agenda about maintaining the reputation for my somewhat unknown username? My lack thereof a personality?
BBS, I write to you in hope of a remedy for this voluptuous antithesis... a request for your existential umbilical flotsam... can I be cured of this seeming, detraction from posting on the BBS?
I need your remedy BBS! Can you help me?
TLDR Version: I can't reply to anything on the general forum no matter the circumstance help me newgroundsz