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Can someone remind me why illegal immigration is a problem in the first place?

I really haven't heard any consistant or proven problem with the whole illegal immigration deal.

From everything I've read in the past it seems that it always comes down to some racist opinion or something about immigrants taking "american" jobs, which by the way, is a load of crap : /

Please elighten me, great ones.

I don't know what you're talking about, half the words you used aren't in the english language, I have no idea if you're talking about a sandwhich or like a video game. O_o

Put your alarm clock on the other side of the room so that when it goes off you HAVE to get up out of bed. Put a tin of Penguin mints next to it and eat like a handfull. Don't take a shower in the morning, that just wastes time, take it before you go to bed, it will fuck with your hair but you get like 15 minutes of extra sleep. Another helpfull idea is to invest in a thermos, I got like a 1.5 liter thermos at the grocery store for like ten bucks. Not only will you have a sexy metallic container filler with the hot/cold beverage of your choice but it also works as a great conversation starter. Yes, I have picked up chicks with my thermos. Shit you not.

At 3/22/05 12:35 AM, MembrsOfBushWhackers wrote: The fact is the goverment killed a child because the mother was poor and couldn't pay the medical bills.

Don't you just LOVE our healthcare system? ^_^;;

At 3/25/05 12:45 AM, BrickMurus wrote: Well I know what I am going to do about this flash, anyone up for a game of spot the abusive and useless reviews.

Oh shnaps, I'm down.

At 3/14/05 05:44 AM, kangarooka wrote: I can't believe some of the utter crap I am seeing in this topic.

A government should exist to serve the needs of its citizens.
It should be democratically elected by a significant proportion of the population.

Do you believe that the government of the United States actually is around to do what's best for us? Last time I checked, in every election, the entire campaign of another candidate is just a political mud-sling fest where the politicians mad mouth each other to death and try to make themselves look "appealing" to the masses. "Hey everyone look at me I go to political conventions with my kid, I go and eat at McDonalds just like everyone else, and I good, wholesome, american values just like all of you, that makes me your best choice in this election!"

Every politician, save the most righteous one, is only around to further their political careers.

How do you think president Bush won the election? The dumbass has an IQ of 91 (just go to google and type in Bush's IQ or somthing, I didn't feel like posting a source).

By only letting the top 10% of 20% vote we will get a better representation of which candidate is actually going to do somthing good for the country.

Read a book called "The Prince" by Niccolo Machiavelli
It will give you a different perspective on this whole issue

I believe the correct way to say that is
"AngryToaster and I are no more"

"Me and (insert noun here)" is bad grammer champ

How about handhelds are fucking stupid in general?
Spend your money on somthing worth while, like a computer...It does everything any other game console can do...
AND MORE! O_O

At 3/4/05 04:12 PM, WarDawn wrote: Yeah right, everyone knows the Fallout 2 is the best RPG ever.

Damn fucking straight, Fallout 2 was the shit. Too bad it isn't online. Fallout Online anyone?

Who needs the union when you have half of your staff working as illegal aliens from Mexico?

The square root of -1

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I haven't laughed so hard in days. Thank you.
This website pwns all.

500$ on Tsunami, it totally beat 9/11 at the weigh-in. O_O

OMG What if Tsunami takes a fall ; ;
Damn that 9/11, so unsportsman like :(

At 1/5/05 06:35 PM, XxX_Slython_XxX wrote: Halo 2 is the best Multiplayer game (On Consoles) ever.. It even managed to beat UTK4 and Battlefield 1942 for Multiplayer GOTY. Go Wade for endorcing it.

You are a fucking idiot UT2k4 and BF1942 are PC ONLY! Of course fucking Halo2 beat them. Stupid fuck.

BTW - Halo 2 is a piece of shit learn to shoot people without auto-aim.

At 1/6/05 09:45 PM, Damien_FLAGG wrote:

How does second hand smoke affect your life? That's such a fucking cop-out. Smokers can't smoke on planes, traines, bus's, taxi's, office buildings, anywhere but their rooms in a hotel/motel. There's a seperate section for smokers in any restuarant that allows it.

You're not 'exposed' to shit, unless a family member of friend is smoking in front of you. If its your father, leave the fucking room. If it's your friend, don't let him smoke in your house, or car.

It's that fucking simple. Find a better reason to piss and moan, or just give it up.

I agree, second-hand smoke is a load of bullshit. My sister smokes in front of me all the time, and do I care? fuck no, if I did care I'd get a ride from someone else. Second-hand smoke is just a way for you bitches to whine about somthing that is completly under your control and try and blame the cigarettes for it -_-;;

No one looks at arguments on the boards objectivly and with an open-mind it can get annoying and make you want to kill someone when a fudamentalist or a flaming-aetheist (sp) makes a statement that they believe to be an in-arguable fact and then do not even consider legitamate arguments from the opposing viewpoint.

So, lets say hypothetically that life and the universe was created by a god. Ah, questions arise don't they?
Who created god?
Well, last time I checked god has been around since the dawn of time, even though time is a concept developed by mankind.
People say that god created us in his image and that the phenomena known as life is too complex to naturally occur. How was god created then? Seems like the only two possible solutions would be that either there is an infinate number of gods that systematically create new universes and new gods, or maybe that god came into existence naturally. If we are created in god's image would't god's body also be so complex that it could not be created naturally, according to most religious texts and arguments? So aren't the chances of a god existing the same as the chances of the universe simply existing in the first place and evolution being a fact? However you look at it, there is a undoubtable fact that whether or not a god exists, the simple fact that any living thing exists, or any thing for that matter, evolution of some kind had to occur. Which leads back to the first question "Who created god?" well if we now accept the inevitable fact there is evolution of some kind as the only possible way for a god to exist, couldn't the roles simply be reversed?- humans evolving in the same way a god would HAVE to and then creating a god in THEIR own image or vice versa?

O_o chew on that bitches.

Globilization pwns j00, aight?
Anyone who protests against it is a hypocratic shit-head, I support it almost all they way. I mean c'mon who is going to try to elimate somthing that soooooooooooo many people will bitch about when it's gone? "Let's stop the huge corporations from outsourcing our culture to other countries and elminating theirs in the process!" STFU you can't do shit and if globilization were really ever "destroyed" (in quotes mind you) you would bitch and moan sooooooo much that I would just want to blow your fucking brains out. Oh wait, I can't buy my bullets cheap enough anymore. FUCK :(

Last time I checked this was a thread about the treatment of prisoners in Iraq by US troops. Take your comments to "cliche and redundant anti-bush/pro-bush thread" and blow off your crap there, thanks.

:At 12/12/04 06:21 PM, Soul_Chamber wrote:

I approve of the death penalty because if that person takes a life, chances are he'll do it again, basically eye for an eye.

Murder isn't the only crime you can get the death penalty for. For example, dessertion in a time of war is also punishable by the death penalty and, in my opinion, is one of the stupidest things in the world. Specify what kind of death penalty you're talking about, do a little research before you post, oh a again - WRONG THREAD.

At 12/2/04 09:50 PM, FAB0L0US wrote: Ok, fuck communism.

Ok, lets say I have been blessed with the ability of hardwork, athleticism, charisma, and intelligence. I refuse to be a doctor or something that is 300x more demanding than a burger flipper and recieve nothing more than them. Why the fuck am I being punished for my abilities and others rewarded for being the things natural selection weeds out?

In an incredibly exreme communist goverment, yes what you are saying is correct. However, people fail to grasp the concept that there abilities (your example, a doctor) given to them by natural selection could acutally be used to help society as a whole. The only reason why he is flipping burgers and you are working hard as a doctor is because you are smarter than he is, you should take pride in the fact that you are working harder than he is and then as such, is helping society more than he is.

You sound like one of the people that supports things like the shutting down of the state hospitals when Reagan was in office or not supporting things likr socialized medical care to help the people who can't afford it. You disgust me.

At 12/1/04 08:23 PM, BarferPro wrote:

Neither. They're both too extreme.

Socialism is the way to go.

Right on.

At 12/1/04 06:56 PM, Hammurabi3 wrote:

I hope you're both being sarcastic, because if not, both of you are utterly stupid. Really. I don't even have to explain why feudalism sucks big, floppy, duke's dick.

No, I was being serious, did I sound like I was being sarcastic, I want a coat of arms and a squire and I want to go to jousting competitions to win the damsel. My serfs would be working on my land, harvesting my crops, and then when a neighboring king attacks I can send out my round table of fellow knights and we can obliterate them it a full on, real-time game of Age of Empires!

-_-;;

Maybe you're the "utterly stupid" one, a monkey could tell that was sarcasm. God damn.

Socialism > Democracy > Communism > Anarchy

Communism is forced sharing, socialism is partially forced sharing but also requires the individual to cooperate with the system. However, socialism cannot work due to human nature. Human beings are greedy and violent. When a doctor relizes that he is getting the same benifits as a janitor, he gets angry and when people get angry they incite viloence which (usually) leads to some kind of revolution. People fail to look at the Capitalism/Socialism picture with an open mind, people do what is ALWAYS better for them and not for society or someone else, they always have hidden agenda. Capitalism is the only governmental system that can satisfy humans in a 1st world country. Look at Sweden's governmental system, it takes the best pieces of socialism and capitalism and combines them. For example, socialized medicine. What is wrong with socialized medicine you ask? - People do not want to pay for other people's medicine if the can't afford it, they want to hoard all of their money for themselves. If the conservatives would have it there way, there would be NO taxes at all (extremeist conservatives, mind you) and the country would fall apart due to the lack of funding to infrastructure, education, the military, etc. If there were no taxes then people would have to give money to the government money at their own will, which then verges on communism/socialism. However, due to the fact that the people who did not want taxes, wanted to keep all the money for themselves, why on earth would the give money to the government at their own will? The country would then fall into a state of anarchy but eventually government would have to return, due to the fact that anarchy does not work either. Basically, government as it is sucks but no government sucks more. If we really wanted to make the world a better place, people need to stop thinking about what is best for them and start contributing to society to make it better.

At 8/24/02 12:48 PM, dagger_happy wrote:

They both suck, bring back Feudalism!

ROFL - YES, YES!

Can I be a fregin' Knight? O_O

At 12/1/04 03:36 PM, Ravens_Grin wrote: Ahh democracy, oppression by the majority.

Oppression by morons and religious right groups you mean? *cough* US citizens *cough* GWB *cough*

At 11/24/04 09:38 PM, afliXion wrote: This thread is getting old, and the posts are getting off topic.

Here here! This is the politics forum right?, I didn't know it was the religious forum.

Thats not just any saxaphone, thats an alto saxaphone.

America got what it deserved, if the majority of america voted for Bush they deserve the next 4 years of bullshit. Frankly, the democrats just seem like sore losers, I wouldn't have voted for bush but honestly, suck it up- you lost dems.

At 11/18/04 01:07 AM, FatherVenom wrote: "On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."
</Fight Club>

I think someone forgot about the first rule in Fight Club...