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that hurt my eyes.

At 10/17/07 04:18 PM, nosboy-nx wrote: he totaly steem rolled me just for a cookie, and geuss what. it was my cookie!

i got revenge. i dropeed a chocolate bar in the play ground and when he bent down to pick it up...(no i didnt grab his cock, or rape him)

his pants ripped and the play ground fell silent.

then there was laughter

what are you, like 5 years old.

At 10/17/07 01:38 PM, neon-dude wrote:

At 10/17/07 01:22 PM, ShankMyTank wrote:

At 10/17/07 01:19 PM, mastergurosp wrote: Does anybody actually give a shit about soccer?

No... only the...

English, Russians, Italians, Mexicans, and Scotlanders...

But we Americans are smart and hate Soccar!

Well, considering that most of the countries in the world play proper soccer football, only one country plays crappy american football : the USA. It's not our faault you aren't skilled enough to control a ball with your, so you must carry it (Arf arf!). Also Rugby pwns American football any day if you like that sort of gay man-on-man action. On a related subject, cricket also beats baseball. END OF!!!

'Nuff said.

p.s. As you can see in the picture below, when I searched football on google, it came up with loads of pictures of proper British football, and none of stupid American football, proving proper football is more popular.

First off when i google football (being that im located in the USA) i get pictures of American football.

We didn't want to be like your bastards to begin with, thats why we fought for our independence.
i mean we don't care if you guys follow suit with the rest of the world, we developed our own way of life in America, as well as our own traditions. so stop being an intolerant bitch and gtfo.

P.s. some of your rant makes no sense "It's not our faault you aren't skilled enough to control a ball with your, so you must carry it" like thsi for example. so next time don't get so hot headed and try to respond using complete sentences.

At 10/17/07 03:38 PM, TomsPulp wrote: anyways...they both need to learn to brush their teeth, they look like damn hoarse teeth.

There all just a bunch of wooden toothed mud people!

At 10/17/07 01:33 PM, TheRoyalEnglishman wrote:

At 10/17/07 01:31 PM, ShankMyTank wrote: In my 17 years of being alive, I haven't heared one thing about soccer or football or whatever the hell you call it.

You must have lived in a box. I know it may be SLIGHTLY different to the US, but I was in Canada for three weeks and saw numerous mentions of football. I went to a restaurant in Granville Island, and they were even playing the U-20 World Final on the TV.

no its ALOT different in the usa. i mean soccer is never on sports center. if your lucky they will show maybe a game or two on espn two during the soccer season. but idc im more of a hockey fan myself.

At 10/17/07 01:24 PM, Bullion wrote:

At 10/17/07 01:19 PM, mastergurosp wrote: Does anybody actually give a shit about soccer?

everyone except america and North Korea

We americans are smart....

Nah, don't think so.

hey at least we dont suspend kids for not praying you little bastard

At 10/17/07 01:26 PM, Burnzoid wrote:

At 10/17/07 01:21 PM, fuzz wrote: Do it for the luuurve

I will when I'm married, but for now it's about fun.

luuuuuurve should not be wasted on the likes of this man

At 10/17/07 01:00 PM, 2wiceBorn wrote: 6 and a bit inches of raw, wet, slightly blooded semi erect muscle.

At the moment anyway.

they told me that would happen in health class.

At 10/17/07 12:34 PM, ChaiLatte wrote: Get a steady girlfriend. And don't have sex with her until you're married.

End.

but that woudl be the right thing to do?

At 10/17/07 10:32 AM, assasinrabbit wrote:

At 10/17/07 10:31 AM, HomoeroticLoveChild wrote:

At 10/17/07 10:29 AM, Chyaku wrote: Ew..... hairy XD

hey, some people are into that.

yes some people... also some people try to eat wood off a scarfhold

i <3 wood. who doesn't???

At 10/17/07 10:29 AM, Chyaku wrote: Ew..... hairy XD

hey, some people are into that.

im not old enough to drink so maybe i'll bump this thread in like 5 years and tell you.

At 10/16/07 07:49 AM, matthew-ferguson wrote: My sig is attached.. I have others, i'm at school and can't upload them though.

same here.

At 10/14/07 08:48 PM, TrickyTheClown11 wrote: DUDE IT'S STILL AWESOME!

yeah but you aren't.

At 10/14/07 05:39 PM, gibleto wrote: anyone with a vagina.

or not...

what i have is just as good.

interested?

At 10/10/07 09:07 PM, AngelaStar wrote:

At 10/10/07 08:52 PM, tre-x wrote: Halo 4 will be Duke Nukem Forever

Well Halo is only for Xbox. I'm not sure if Microsoft will allow them to make a Halo 4.

bungie is now an independent company. so they could make another one fi they want to dumbass

most likely a spin off

At 10/10/07 07:00 PM, The-Donkey wrote: Don't become an hero.

Because we love joo.

that is such old news i dont know how i could insult you, so i will let others do such horrible acts for me.

i've seen more creative posts from kk users.

good day to you sir!

We will never do something like that fli because it's just to simple, those people who view homosexuality as a defect need something to blame it on so that they can feel that they are better then us.

At 10/8/07 05:57 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: what the fuck is wrong with thongs ?

thats so fuckin hawt :]

you should just go with the flow and hope your not the one who takes it up the bum, thats what i always do with my relationships.

At 10/8/07 08:43 PM, Shadow4102 wrote:

At 10/6/07 08:33 AM, Funky-F15 wrote: a hormon defect before birth causing eg a male to have more female urges thus the attraction to males?

exactly

no.
you suck.
good bye.

At 10/8/07 08:19 PM, jwags1 wrote: My best friend started dating this girl about a month ago. I met her and thought she was pretty cool.
Me, him, her and her friend all went to Valley fair a few days ago and my friend and her started fighting over accumulated events. I got to know her a lot better and thought she was the coolest girl I've met in a long time, it didn't feel right but I think I started to like her as more than just a friend.

She's been calling me every day since then to talk and is still fighting with my friend. She's basically ignoring him and has openly admitted that she likes me better than him and thinks I'm nicer. She says she doesn't really like him anymore and feels awkward with him and is on the verge of breaking up.

I feel really pissed, I would jump at this opportunity but technically they are still dating and he is my best friend and I would never do anything to betray his trust.

What should I do?

you should grab her cock

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At 10/7/07 10:25 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: So you don't like homosexuality?

your one of those too?

At 10/7/07 10:26 AM, madknt wrote: i would care if halo didnt suck.

yes thats right, halo sucks. get over it.

i concur.

At 10/7/07 10:16 AM, Dekuboy wrote: Guess what? I have taken a picture of my cactus. (I found the camera) Not only do you get to see my cactus, but you also get to see some of my neighborhood and a small part of my room.

The cactus still needs to grow, though...

i am honored to have seen your cactus, room, and some of your neighborhood.

At 10/7/07 08:22 AM, ChortMan37 wrote: I like the Brian Griffin Rick Roll better.
That was a funny episode.

family guy is not funny, it sucks.

At 10/6/07 02:43 PM, Basspro55 wrote: What do you think they will be like?

am i part of the next generation?

the psat's were really easy for me.

At 10/4/07 09:13 AM, DareDevilGuy wrote:

At 10/4/07 09:08 AM, RoobyKillAll wrote: I paid 250$ for my 30gb iPod Video and I fucking love it. Completely reliable and very durable.

If I'm paying that much I could easily throw down another 40 and buy a 8gb brand new iPod Touch :p

ipod touches suck as bad as the iphone itself. i mean after 5 min the screen turns into a smugy peice of crap. not to menchin it only holds 8 gigs.