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This isn't such a bad game, but the final boss is super hard, they say. In addition there's no choice over what player type you want to be, and the graphics stink without wearing the special headset. The game's internal clock is inconsistent with actions performed inside it, and the random events are very frustrating. Although there's a good engine and many choices you can make at each point, there is absolutlely NO replay value. Everyone I know who's beat it is in some sort of secret circle which no one else can enter. The ingame chatting is okay, but overall there is a serious lack of customization. I can't find the manual or the uninstall file, and the server is constantly lagging because of such a high player content. The ingame media breaks the fourth wall a lot and that's funny; has anyone else watched that cutscene called "The Matrix"?

It turns chili-pepper red and bursts into flames due to a buildup of whatever gas they exhale.

At 1/15/10 07:02 PM, Makakaov wrote:

At 1/15/10 06:59 PM, GayForGirls wrote: I read a book on dreams.

It's interesting how many things you can learn about your life once you start dream analyzing.

A house basically portrays a person. Meaning that the OP has a very divided or either large family. Whatever...It's all how you perceive it anyway.

House determines how homo you are. The more luxury, the more lube you'd use.

I'm not homophobic, I'm not afraid of my home.

I have prooty cool dreams all the time. Here goes one:

I was a cyborg human with an awesome haircut which looked like cactus spikes. In fact, I was sort of a cactus; I was green and spiky, with hands like Patrick Star plus a thumb. I wore a long-tailed brown overcoat, a blue T-shirt with a cloud drawn on it, and bell-bottoms. My feet were bare and tough.

My profession was the pilot of a spaceship which had the vague shape of a sledding penguin. I was carrying passengers from one planet to another through an asteroid field. The controls of my ship were made of wet sponges. The floor was a lovely plush shag carpet, and everything was so comfy. It appeared to a family business, which my family owned. The walls were covered with Jackson Pollock paintings.

We arrived on the destination planet, a wonderfully geometric place, in perfect condition. As the techies refueled the ship, I went to use the bathroom. I found that in place of what I usually had, there was a bright orange flower on my groin, and I only expelled oxygen. I accepted this information readily and did my business into a pneumatic tube attached to the wall.

I headed back to the ship to load the new passengers to the first planet, and as we took off into space, a huge flounder stuck onto the hull and wouldn't let go. More flounders kept piling on until we slowly began to sink into a large planet with oceans of ferrofluids. My passengers screamed as the magnetic juice seeped into the aisle, but I allowed people the "use" of my flower so they wouldn't suffocate.... :D Finally, after the pleasure of saving lives, I pushed the F8-key sponge on my dashboard and turned my mind into a floating ball of light, the scene paused. Silently I, as the glowing globe, flew around fixing the engines and so forth, then flew out into space and turned back into me, bringing the ship and passengers with me by pressing the F7-key sponge.

As we soared away from the horrible planet, I looked through the rear-view mirror and saw that the entire planet was staring back, an enormous eyeball formed by the swimming of the flounders. Then somehow it blinked and everything changed into a dream about a tour of a bologna factory. The End.

Isn't that great my dreams are awesome. Fear me.

Ash's Pikachu in the anime is definitely a dude. Your stuffed Pikachu, however...

Anyways, there ARE female-only and male-only Pokemon species, such as Nidoqueen and Nidoking, or Miltank and Tauros, or Gardevoir and Gallade. I remember reading somewhere that Lopunny and Lucario were originally planned to be opposite gender counterparts, but it got *ahem* screwed in the beta testing and potential consumer interviews. /letstalkbusiness

As my final point, it is the theory of many interwebbers that Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny are themselves female-only Pokemon species, since they all look alike. No idea what type Pokemon they'd be, since they can apparently interbreed with humans but produce offspring which is exactly the same (see the episode which introduces Ampharos). Like a Ditto but on the receiving end.

That concludes my seminar on Pokemon genderology.

I wouldn't do something like this because they'd find out it was me because I have such a terrible poker face. Grinning all over the place when something is even mildly thrilling.

Nevada is deserts and slot machines. The end.

But nobody probably remembers the Pokemon episode where they first introduced Jigglypuff, there was an exact ripoff of Las Vegas in that one. /extensiveuselessknowledge

£200? Get a loan and then pay it back before you leave the bank. Also buy some flashy pants, a beekeeper's hat, and an egg-brown shirt with some fancy embroidery and the word Zen on it. Plus you should buy a website for useless crap you do on the internet just so you can boast that you have a website, and takes pictures of yourself in the aforementioned clothes and upload them to said website. For a webhost I recommend Doteasy. Finally, get a dog-breed testing kit and use it on yourself.

Happy Birthday Grind! It doesn't matter if I don't know you and have never heard of you, you're eighteen so get some cake in yo system!

Torterra is awesome! He causes earthquakes and can shoot leaves from a motherfroggin' TREE on his back, he's so huge.

At 1/14/10 07:01 AM, Piss wrote: "The locals burnt the body of the little goat, and biologists had no chance to study the rare mutation."

stupid shitty underdeveloped countries

This. Dumb natives, don't burn science! The witch hunts ended centuries ago. How could the governor possibly be so uneducated to believe that the goat was the result of a man and a goat, and still get the job he has? They are the evil ones, abusing rare and speshul animals.

At 1/13/10 07:48 PM, 111122223138 wrote:

At 1/13/10 07:07 PM, Sensationalism wrote: We do that to lobsters.

and crabs...

tasty, wonderful crabs ^_^

AND ZOIDBERG!

At 1/13/10 05:32 PM, Elios wrote: That is sooooooo 12th century...

At 1/13/10 05:34 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote: That is metal AS FUCK!

This and this. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

At 1/13/10 06:59 PM, comicretard wrote: You think thats brutal? In school, I learned that in Iran, you can be killed on the spot for drawing things with any reference to human beings or life. All you can draw is symetrical shapes, and flower designs. That REALLY sucks, but I hate Iran anyway. U.S.A is fine by me.

Exactly. How does any child adhere to those rules? What, you're going to shoot a child for drawing their pet cat with hearts all around? What happened to peace? U.S.A!

Anyways, boiling someone to death is awful. Some criminals actually dip their fingers in hydrochloric acid for a split-second to burn their fingerprints off so they can get away with crimes. I'm like "Why not gloves?" Anyways, acid is even worse if it's boiling, the little gas bubbles rising up underneath, getting stuck places and burning all the while. BOILING IS METAL I THINK SO

I hate when people do this too. It's just like "Th-You'reWelcome-ankyouAWFARGIT"

At 1/13/10 08:26 AM, Aigis wrote:

At 1/13/10 08:01 AM, GiantDouche wrote: I'm not justifying it I'm just saying that the definition of the Holocaust should be exclusive to Jews. Okay, caught in the crossfire definitely isn't the correct wording but I stand by what I said ultimately.There has been a lot of debate over this subject btw so it is a subjective thing.

Yes, but that wasn't what I was referring to.

I was referring to the fact that you (and others) made specific mention of the genocide of the Jews from WWII, but neglected to mention the millions of others that were... Genocided.

I don't care about the meaning of the holocaust, but it seems weird to me that people would only mention the Jews when talking about the mass atrocities committed by the Nazis.

This. Hitler didn't just kill the Jews, he killed millions of other people too. And if he owned a dog, so what? It's not like the dog was evil or had a mustache. Now CATS are evil. But I digress, people never mention anything but the Jews when referring to Hitler's genocides.

Also Godwin's law never had a chance.

At 1/13/10 06:52 PM, Homfrog wrote: Geez what a fatty. How many Big-Macfish has it been swallowing alive?

OH HEY GUYS HOW IS IT GOING

Speaking of which there is a really weird game called Build-a-Squid. And here is the Dumbo Octopus, the funniest cephalopod of them all.

Geez what a fatty. How many Big-Macfish has it been swallowing alive?

OH HEY GUYS HOW IS IT GOING

At 1/13/10 04:13 PM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: The death toll was estimated to be up to 100,000 in Haiti.

Current exchange rates put 1 Haiti Gourde at about 0.025 USD, or 2 and a half cents.

By that logic, only about 2,500 real people died.

Does anyone have a rubber band because oh snap! Currency exchange rates shouldn't apply to people only because you end up with lots of dead bodies. But that's already happened.

At 1/13/10 04:59 PM, Lorkas wrote: OMFG BUT 9/11 WAS SO MUCH WORSER!!!

^93% american population.

This.

The people in Haiti needed some kind of thing to get them in the news, so they rigged a supergiant mole-exterminating thumper machine and tore it down before the helicopters got their. /theory
But seriously, they probably couldn't afford that either.

At 1/13/10 12:41 AM, Guest8792 wrote: Whenever I see someone who's "life is terrible" I go on my ds-i and show them a picture of a dying african child.

Then I stare into their eyes slowly and ask them "IS your life terrible? REALLY? Compared to this kid is it WORSE?"

Then I just leave.

Your life is horrible, because you have a DS-i. But absolutely excellent technique. Perfect for scaring the wannabe-emo 7-yos.

Personally, depression is a lot more complicated than someone not afflicted could comprehend.

At 1/13/10 12:30 AM, kikomannnn wrote:

At 1/13/10 12:16 AM, GiantDouche wrote: I completely disagree with you. Depression is so much more than just feeling shitty. Normally I would agree with you but depression is a mental disorder and not just an emotion. But most people who are actually depressed don't tend to advertise it as a personality trait, so there's a good chance your friend is full of it.

This this this

Everything you said is basically the answer to this thread.

AGAIN THIS GIANTDOUCHE HAS WON THE TOPIC

Happy 16th birthday! You're a slightly bigger dick this year than you were the last. :D

Awmuhguh racist hax!

Seriously though, KFC isn't bad to associate with black people, because they DO like it. It's just overdone in this sense. Also Popeye's favorite food is spinach.

Second sun hahahaha! This is great, will it be like a moon that lights up whatever side of the Earth is night? Or are we making a binary brother for the Sun? Either way this is great.

Next we need a Dyson shell.

At 1/12/10 07:14 PM, tuckerton296 wrote: newgrounds what is your z-day survival plan?

The Z stands for Zombie I assume?

I'd blast off to the moon until the zombies ultimately destroyed each other due to lack of flesh.

In addition to the 6.7 billion people currently on Earth, about 24 billion people and Helen Keller have lived on Earth and died. That's 30 billion people ever born. 3 babies are born every second, meaning that nine months prior it's so obvious. Also population booms tends to happen around nine months after power blackouts FYI.

But for sure humankind has coited way more than 6 billion times. I'd guess, accounting for everyone ever born, that humankind has coited about 29.05 billion times. THAT'S A LOT THAT'S A LOT!!!

Also I was never born.

At least Pete Rose didn't die from his steroid use. Mark McGwire should gb2clean. Also all his merchandise is worthless now.

At 1/12/10 06:07 PM, k6ka wrote: I live in Canada and I have a project about one of Canada's biggest trading partners. I chose the US (Which is Canada's biggest trading partner) and I need to collect info about the US. Tell me the:

Physical Characteristics of the US,

Bogs in the south, deserts in the west, mountains in the east, lakes in the north, forests all around.

The Population of the country,

Over 300 million. But as a matter of fact Facebook has a larger population than the US.

Climate,

Temperate climate, deserts in the west, the Rocky mountains near the Pacific, in the Gulf of Mexico it's very wet and boggy, there's forests scattered all around the east and middle, sunny and dry on the East coast most of the time, lakes up north which you know about, and cold and wet in the far northeast where they get lobsters like Zoidberg.

Culture and Traditions,

We cram ourselves with fatty food. We celebrate the Fourth of July as our independence day.

Imports and exports,

We import lots of stuff from China, basically toys, paint, clothes and stuff. Also oil and wood from various countries who we may or may not be at war with. We export a lot of foodstuffs and mass produced products.

and any other interesting facts you know about the US.

The US is stupid and we've wrecked it.

When I first saw the title I was like "Australia's South Park?" but then I was like "Oh some cult TV cartoon show" and then I was like "Same diff". Seems interesting, although they actually ARE bringing back Futurama soon. Hooray!

The people who made the Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack are doing this? How do they have time for it all? Personally I'm looking forward to ADVENTURE TIME!.

At 1/12/10 02:12 PM, kamelona wrote: I like how 10,000 medal points can be exchanged for any one t-shirt in the store.

That makes a point worth about a fifth of a cent. THE MOAR YOU KNOW!

Medals are like a hammer made of tinfoil; shiny and utterly useless.

At 1/12/10 05:28 PM, gamejunkie wrote: Awesome, I remember watching 'Fritz the Cat' when it was first released all those years ago and I laughed my ass off the whole way through it. There was another similar cartoon movie released about the same time, which I cant remember the name of. If I do happen to think of it, I will repost to let you know because it was also fucking hilarious.

Howard the Duck?

Anyways, it's just weird. It's like if Felix the Cat went through puberty and became a playa

I would love to go to Jell-O land for eternity, that would be bouncy squishy super happy time fun.

At 1/12/10 05:46 PM, Fezz wrote: I have a friend who's birthday is on 9/11.

He's asian too.

Misinterpretation of the data, the hijackers were Arab. Weird Al should make one about terrorist bombers.